Well, yes, the Megladon would devour it whole, but we're talking about how much of a threat it would be to us. I'd rather hunt a Megladon-it's a bigger target, plus you can be pretty sure a big enough explosive could kill it in one shot. With Dunkleosteus, you'd have to reload that cannon. Also, it was this big in a time when everything else wasn't half its size. And it was an ambush predator, lying in the mud until a shadow passed overhead.Blatherscythe said:Megladon still beats it in my opinion. You just can't compete with a 50 foot great white.blindthrall said:Since this thread tends toward the aquatic, here's my submission. Dunkleosteus. The sharks and lizards you could be reasonably assured a torpedo would kill. This thing had an armored head, even if it was only 20 feet long.
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Also, like many things on Cracked, that article was retarded. It had a giant rat, and no mention whatsoever of Deinosuchus, the 50 foot dino-eating crocodile.
AAAaahhhhh! Oh shit! I spilled my apple juice!Ironic Pirate said:Jesus Christ!no oneder said:That. Also the ironing board shark [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stethacanthus].Ironic Pirate said:Pretty much any dinosaur. Those fuckers were scary.
Also, "scary extinct fish" turned up this fucker, so I'll throw it into the mix.![]()
... and the most important one, we don't live underwater.blindthrall said:Well, yes, the Megladon would devour it whole, but we're talking about how much of a threat it would be to us. I'd rather hunt a Megladon-it's a bigger target, plus you can be pretty sure a big enough explosive could kill it in one shot. With Dunkleosteus, you'd have to reload that cannon. Also, it was this big in a time when everything else wasn't half its size. And it was an ambush predator, lying in the mud until a shadow passed overhead.
I'm currently riding one of those in a role-play.Yoshemo said:The Utah raptor. Try getting kicked by this:
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Apple juice is over rated, it always tastes off.no oneder said:AAAaahhhhh! Oh shit! I spilled my apple juice!Ironic Pirate said:Jesus Christ!no oneder said:That. Also the ironing board shark [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stethacanthus].Ironic Pirate said:Pretty much any dinosaur. Those fuckers were scary.
Also, "scary extinct fish" turned up this fucker, so I'll throw it into the mix.![]()
Cider always itches my throat. You know what's nice tho, milk. Yum!Ironic Pirate said:Apple juice is over rated, it always tastes off.no oneder said:AAAaahhhhh! Oh shit! I spilled my apple juice!Ironic Pirate said:Jesus Christ!no oneder said:That. Also the ironing board shark [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stethacanthus].Ironic Pirate said:Pretty much any dinosaur. Those fuckers were scary.
Also, "scary extinct fish" turned up this fucker, so I'll throw it into the mix.![]()
Apple Cider is so much tastier...
Isn't that shark called a six gill or seven gill shark?Ironic Pirate said:Apple juice is over rated, it always tastes off.no oneder said:AAAaahhhhh! Oh shit! I spilled my apple juice!Ironic Pirate said:Jesus Christ!no oneder said:That. Also the ironing board shark [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stethacanthus].Ironic Pirate said:Pretty much any dinosaur. Those fuckers were scary.
Also, "scary extinct fish" turned up this fucker, so I'll throw it into the mix.![]()
Apple Cider is so much tastier...
Definitely. I've never gotten people that said water is the best thirst quencher, it's definitely milk.no oneder said:Cider always itches my throat. You know what's nice tho, milk. Yum!Ironic Pirate said:Apple juice is over rated, it always tastes off.no oneder said:AAAaahhhhh! Oh shit! I spilled my apple juice!Ironic Pirate said:Jesus Christ!no oneder said:That. Also the ironing board shark [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stethacanthus].Ironic Pirate said:Pretty much any dinosaur. Those fuckers were scary.
Also, "scary extinct fish" turned up this fucker, so I'll throw it into the mix.![]()
Apple Cider is so much tastier...
No idea, I'd be too busy pissing myself to count the gills if I ever saw one.Blatherscythe said:Isn't that shark called a six gill or seven gill shark?Ironic Pirate said:Apple juice is over rated, it always tastes off.no oneder said:AAAaahhhhh! Oh shit! I spilled my apple juice!Ironic Pirate said:Jesus Christ!no oneder said:That. Also the ironing board shark [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stethacanthus].Ironic Pirate said:Pretty much any dinosaur. Those fuckers were scary.
Also, "scary extinct fish" turned up this fucker, so I'll throw it into the mix.![]()
Apple Cider is so much tastier...
How come there is apple juice and cider, but only orange juice and no cider?Ironic Pirate said:Definitely. I've never gotten people that said water is the best thirst quencher, it's definitely milk.no oneder said:Cider always itches my throat. You know what's nice tho, milk. Yum!Ironic Pirate said:Apple juice is over rated, it always tastes off.no oneder said:AAAaahhhhh! Oh shit! I spilled my apple juice!Ironic Pirate said:Jesus Christ!no oneder said:That. Also the ironing board shark [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stethacanthus].Ironic Pirate said:Pretty much any dinosaur. Those fuckers were scary.
Also, "scary extinct fish" turned up this fucker, so I'll throw it into the mix.![]()
Apple Cider is so much tastier...
I only like no-fat, though. The other stuff tastes creamy and thick.
Something to do with the way they're made. Apple cider is made at cider mills, with a process that I'm guessing doesn't work on oranges. Or they've made orange cider, and it tastes terrible.no oneder said:How come there is apple juice and cider, but only orange juice and no cider?Ironic Pirate said:Definitely. I've never gotten people that said water is the best thirst quencher, it's definitely milk.no oneder said:Cider always itches my throat. You know what's nice tho, milk. Yum!Ironic Pirate said:Apple juice is over rated, it always tastes off.no oneder said:AAAaahhhhh! Oh shit! I spilled my apple juice!Ironic Pirate said:Jesus Christ!no oneder said:That. Also the ironing board shark [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stethacanthus].Ironic Pirate said:Pretty much any dinosaur. Those fuckers were scary.
Also, "scary extinct fish" turned up this fucker, so I'll throw it into the mix.![]()
Apple Cider is so much tastier...
I only like no-fat, though. The other stuff tastes creamy and thick.
i wouldn't like to meet any meat eater of that time.standokan said:I'dont like to meet any meat eating thing which bigger than a man.