An Extinct Animal You Never Want to Meet
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Well, yes, the Megladon would devour it whole, but we're talking about how much of a threat it would be to us. I'd rather hunt a Megladon-it's a bigger target, plus you can be pretty sure a big enough explosive could kill it in one shot. With Dunkleosteus, you'd have to reload that cannon. Also, it was this big in a time when everything else wasn't half its size. And it was an ambush predator, lying in the mud until a shadow passed overhead.Blatherscythe said:Megladon still beats it in my opinion. You just can't compete with a 50 foot great white.blindthrall said:Since this thread tends toward the aquatic, here's my submission. Dunkleosteus. The sharks and lizards you could be reasonably assured a torpedo would kill. This thing had an armored head, even if it was only 20 feet long.
Also, like many things on Cracked, that article was retarded. It had a giant rat, and no mention whatsoever of Deinosuchus, the 50 foot dino-eating crocodile.
I'm currently riding one of those in a role-play.Yoshemo said:The Utah raptor. Try getting kicked by this:
OT, Megalodon. Nightmares, that shit is.
Apple juice is over rated, it always tastes off.no oneder said:AAAaahhhhh! Oh shit! I spilled my apple juice!Ironic Pirate said:Jesus Christ!no oneder said:
Also, "scary extinct fish" turned up this fucker, so I'll throw it into the mix.
Apple Cider is so much tastier...
A Moa. Giant forest ostritch thing that's really violent. On the other hand, native New Zealanders did hunt them to extinction, so it might not be too bad.
Cider always itches my throat. You know what's nice tho, milk. Yum!Ironic Pirate said:Apple juice is over rated, it always tastes off.no oneder said:AAAaahhhhh! Oh shit! I spilled my apple juice!Ironic Pirate said:Jesus Christ!no oneder said:
Also, "scary extinct fish" turned up this fucker, so I'll throw it into the mix.
Apple Cider is so much tastier...
Isn't that shark called a six gill or seven gill shark?Ironic Pirate said:Apple juice is over rated, it always tastes off.no oneder said:AAAaahhhhh! Oh shit! I spilled my apple juice!Ironic Pirate said:Jesus Christ!no oneder said:
Also, "scary extinct fish" turned up this fucker, so I'll throw it into the mix.
Apple Cider is so much tastier...
Definitely. I've never gotten people that said water is the best thirst quencher, it's definitely milk.no oneder said:Cider always itches my throat. You know what's nice tho, milk. Yum!Ironic Pirate said:Apple juice is over rated, it always tastes off.no oneder said:AAAaahhhhh! Oh shit! I spilled my apple juice!Ironic Pirate said:Jesus Christ!no oneder said:
Also, "scary extinct fish" turned up this fucker, so I'll throw it into the mix.
Apple Cider is so much tastier...
I only like no-fat, though. The other stuff tastes creamy and thick.
No idea, I'd be too busy pissing myself to count the gills if I ever saw one.Blatherscythe said:Isn't that shark called a six gill or seven gill shark?Ironic Pirate said:Apple juice is over rated, it always tastes off.no oneder said:AAAaahhhhh! Oh shit! I spilled my apple juice!Ironic Pirate said:Jesus Christ!no oneder said:
Also, "scary extinct fish" turned up this fucker, so I'll throw it into the mix.
Apple Cider is so much tastier...
The source website was about various animals, but I couldn't find where they were talking about the shark.
EDIT: It's apparently called a frilled shark. And it isn't extinct. I feel stupid...
[sub]I'm aware a virus isn't an animal[/sub]
How come there is apple juice and cider, but only orange juice and no cider?Ironic Pirate said:Definitely. I've never gotten people that said water is the best thirst quencher, it's definitely milk.no oneder said:Cider always itches my throat. You know what's nice tho, milk. Yum!Ironic Pirate said:Apple juice is over rated, it always tastes off.no oneder said:AAAaahhhhh! Oh shit! I spilled my apple juice!Ironic Pirate said:Jesus Christ!no oneder said:
Also, "scary extinct fish" turned up this fucker, so I'll throw it into the mix.
Apple Cider is so much tastier...
I only like no-fat, though. The other stuff tastes creamy and thick.
Something to do with the way they're made. Apple cider is made at cider mills, with a process that I'm guessing doesn't work on oranges. Or they've made orange cider, and it tastes terrible.no oneder said:How come there is apple juice and cider, but only orange juice and no cider?Ironic Pirate said:Definitely. I've never gotten people that said water is the best thirst quencher, it's definitely milk.no oneder said:Cider always itches my throat. You know what's nice tho, milk. Yum!Ironic Pirate said:Apple juice is over rated, it always tastes off.no oneder said:AAAaahhhhh! Oh shit! I spilled my apple juice!Ironic Pirate said:Jesus Christ!no oneder said:
Also, "scary extinct fish" turned up this fucker, so I'll throw it into the mix.
Apple Cider is so much tastier...
I only like no-fat, though. The other stuff tastes creamy and thick.
Diseases are more scary than large animals.
Animals are susceptible to bullets. Bullets are cheap.
Diseases not so much. Cures are expensive. And hard to come by.
Animals are susceptible to bullets. Bullets are cheap.
Diseases not so much. Cures are expensive. And hard to come by.
