True, modern technology can wipe any of the animals in this thread off the face of the planet. Completely exterminating a disease is still something an insanely hard feat.MagnetoHydroDynamics said:Diseases are more scary than large animals.
Animals are susceptible to bullets. Bullets are cheap.
Diseases not so much. Cures are expensive. And hard to come by.
They still exist. We're looking for extinct animals. I'm with Baron Vin Evil Satan:Yosato said:A duck billed platypus, those things freak me the fuck out
Baron Von Evil Satan said:EDIT: Ninja'd!
Sarcosuchus. A 'SuperCroc'. The thing was 37-40 feet long and weighed 8-10 tons.
Ironic Pirate" post="18.229358.7946837 said:Also, "scary extinct fish" turned up this fucker, so I'll throw it into the mix.
That is a decidedly non-extinct six-gilled shark, friend. Look at its fucking teeth:
Every tooth is like a flat surface with a dozen smaller teeth on top. We're safe, though, because this monster lives very deep and never rises to the surface to attack humans and eat their souls.
I think many extinct animals wouldn't be hungry enough to chase a human. I definitely wouldn't want to meet a Deinonychus, which is just the right size to consider me a delicious meal. It also has the claws to make short work of an unarmoured mammal like me, and it's believed to have hunted in packs.
Chamale said:eat our souls? what the hell kind of fish does that, oh rightIronic Pirate said:Also, "scary extinct fish" turned up this fucker, so I'll throw it into the mix.
That is a decidedly non-extinct six-gilled shark, friend. Look at its fucking teeth:
Every tooth is like a flat surface with a dozen smaller teeth on top. We're safe, though, because this monster lives very deep and never rises to the surface to attack humans and eat their souls.
I think many extinct animals wouldn't be hungry enough to chase a human. I definitely wouldn't want to meet a Deinonychus, which is just the right size to consider me a delicious meal. It also has the claws to make short work of an unarmoured mammal like me, and it's believed to have hunted in packs.
the goblin shark.
[small]how can something that literally looks like it has a dick on its head be so terrifying?[/small]
Chamale said:I thought it was a frilled shark? Still not extinct, though.Ironic Pirate said:Also, "scary extinct fish" turned up this fucker, so I'll throw it into the mix.
That is a decidedly non-extinct six-gilled shark, friend. Look at its fucking teeth:
Every tooth is like a flat surface with a dozen smaller teeth on top. We're safe, though, because this monster lives very deep and never rises to the surface to attack humans and eat their souls.
I think many extinct animals wouldn't be hungry enough to chase a human. I definitely wouldn't want to meet a Deinonychus, which is just the right size to consider me a delicious meal. It also has the claws to make short work of an unarmoured mammal like me, and it's believed to have hunted in packs.
Frilled shark and six-gilled shark mean the same thing. It's like the difference between a painter, puma, cougar, and mountain lion.Ironic Pirate said:I thought it was a frilled shark? Still not extinct, though.
"Sir, what is it!?"Funkiest Monkey said:A dinosaur. Especially if it was in a bomber jet.