Had an Australian waiter in Vancouver, but the accent wasn't extremely blatant so I asked if he was Australian and he went yep, and thanks for not saying New Zealand. Then my Dad got into how Norwegians don't like being called Swedish, and the whole Canadian/American thing.LooK iTz Jinjo said:
And the stupid question award goes to.......
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I have a gamestop I go to, I only go to this one. You see this store is one of those fabled exemptions to the gamestop code of retardation for employees, and the people who work there make the whole experience actually nice. However, once a long while ago I was looking for Mario Kart Wii, the store I normally go to didn't have any in so I went to a different store, walked in and asked, "do you have any copies of Mario Kart Wii?"
To which the man behind the counter replies, "What system is that for? that's for the 360, right?" I had the intense urge to lunge at him and snap his neck.
To which the man behind the counter replies, "What system is that for? that's for the 360, right?" I had the intense urge to lunge at him and snap his neck.
I worked for a football club as a trainer and ran to help a player get up after a heavy tackle. He showed me his index finger, which was out of joint. The conversation with him and me went as such:
"Does this look normal to you?"
"Uh, no it doesn't"
"Is it dislocated?"
"It looks like it"
After a moment's thought:
"I should come off the field now, hey?"
"I think you should."
EDIT: Also forgot this one my friend, a student of the French language asked me: 'What's escargot in French?'
"Does this look normal to you?"
"Uh, no it doesn't"
"Is it dislocated?"
"It looks like it"
After a moment's thought:
"I should come off the field now, hey?"
"I think you should."
EDIT: Also forgot this one my friend, a student of the French language asked me: 'What's escargot in French?'
whats that thing they do where they sell stuff?
"what?"
you know, where that guy has a hammer and they... something for stuff
"i dunno"
2 days later...
oh wait, its an auction isnt it?
"whaaaaat!?!?"
i cant believe i forgot the word auction ~_~
another fun one when i was back at school asked by my friend
"how do you spell table?"
she's a rubbish speller, but that's just too far XD
"what?"
you know, where that guy has a hammer and they... something for stuff
"i dunno"
2 days later...
oh wait, its an auction isnt it?
"whaaaaat!?!?"
i cant believe i forgot the word auction ~_~
another fun one when i was back at school asked by my friend
"how do you spell table?"
she's a rubbish speller, but that's just too far XD
HAHA When I went to EB Games to pre-order Gears 2 and Banjo Nuts & Bolts the idiot behind the counter asked me "PS3 or 360?" I stared blankly for a second before walking away.black lincon said:
Were people playing the ^<V game? I think I've seen someone not figure that out before too.jaammiie said:
I was sitting on a beach where I live one time, and this girl (who is a geography student) hanging out with me and my friends asks if England is landlocked. I live in England and we could see the sea from where we sitting quite clearly, which just made it seem even more stupid than it already was.
These two questions were both asked by the same person.
"What is wool made out of? Plants, right?"
Yes, you stupid tit. Now, see that cliff there? It's got an invisible bridge on it, like in Indiana Jones. Don't worry it's totally safe.
"Is McDonalds in America too?"
Why aren't you dead yet?!
"What is wool made out of? Plants, right?"
Yes, you stupid tit. Now, see that cliff there? It's got an invisible bridge on it, like in Indiana Jones. Don't worry it's totally safe.
"Is McDonalds in America too?"
Why aren't you dead yet?!
Someone linking pictures... from their hard drive...
Or someone claiming to link something but it didnt link properly so you couldnt click it and the URL was something like rickroll,com or something
Edit: lol I had to edit the url because its apprently a real url
Or someone claiming to link something but it didnt link properly so you couldnt click it and the URL was something like rickroll,com or something
Edit: lol I had to edit the url because its apprently a real url
Meh. I say so many stupid things. I talk fast, and usually when I do so for long periods of time I start to stumble and use words in the most stupid ways possible. Not to mention I'm bound to say something embarrasing around people I don't know if I get carried away.
Usually when I speak English I can keep track of my words, but for some reason I can't properly speak Swedish. I can't think of any example right now, but when I do mess up I mess up big time.
Usually when I speak English I can keep track of my words, but for some reason I can't properly speak Swedish. I can't think of any example right now, but when I do mess up I mess up big time.
Worse of all you don't know if you should be happy someone cares enough to ask, or mad that someone asked such a stupid question!-bladerunner- said:
ive got a few that happened in my school
one girl in my english class asked
"whats the past tense of shook, its shoke right?"
another girl in my history class asked
"did england win WW2?"
we also told a guy some stupid facts and he then asked these questions
"do horses really lay there eggs in water or just land?"
"how severe is the poison from a horse's fangs"
"are llamas make believe creatures, like dragons?"
sad thing is all these people are 15 and studying at a grammar school..
got another one
one guy in my physics class asked
"the earth is made out of plants, right?"
one girl in my english class asked
"whats the past tense of shook, its shoke right?"
another girl in my history class asked
"did england win WW2?"
we also told a guy some stupid facts and he then asked these questions
"do horses really lay there eggs in water or just land?"
"how severe is the poison from a horse's fangs"
"are llamas make believe creatures, like dragons?"
sad thing is all these people are 15 and studying at a grammar school..
got another one
one guy in my physics class asked
"the earth is made out of plants, right?"
Yep i love it. Every time it happens i go "No im just a nasty asshole thats lying all the time for the sheer fun of it."berethond said: