Jazoni89 said:
Coning is kinda funny, and quite Original, but Planking is just retarded, and crap.
The best thing to do in public however, will always be Parkour. None of these can ever match that.
You seem to be completely oblivious to the fact that unlike parkour, any idiot can do planking and cone-ing.
Doing parkour in public will leave you looking like some arrogant twat
"oh look at me, i'm like the result of spiderman mating with a ninja, and an alien from the alien movie, so i can move freely around everywhere with cat-like grace, aren't you jelly you sorry ground-bound walking bastards, i'm too good to walk the same pavement as you, so i'll just fly over the rooftops instead like some super-hero, cause i can, and you can't"
While planking and cone-ing, on the other hand leaves you looking liek a real fella, a man of the people:
"hey guys, look at me, i can do stupid stuff and seem to enjoy it beyond belief, which will make you feel glad, cause depe inside, you'll know that no matter how retarded you are, theres always someone way worse, and if it looks funny, you can even do it yourself, cause this require no skills at all!"
So keep in mind that while world war 3 was avoided due to politicla leaders feeling friendly after laghing with each otehr over how stupid some planker was, countless wars have been fought, with the result of tons of innoscent lives beeing lost, doe to various leaders envying the other leaders flambouant displays of unnatural dexterity, and nearly heretic defiance of the laws of normal-people physics, such as the law of icarus "thou shalt not fly gravefuly through the sky without the aid of overly gas-consing jet engines"
I sincerely hope you understand this, because even though you probably didn't intend to, your post was extremely elitist, bordering on classifying the majority of the world as second class non-ninja people.