Angry ex-girlfriend goes ballistic, rips off man?s scrotum

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Ouch, that's gotta hurt.

On a side note who the hell wrote that article? You can only say testicles so many ways before I stop taking you seriously.
 

Darius Brogan

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Gatx said:
The title of the article is inaccurate. His scrotum was not anywhere close to "ripped off." Just, you know, squeezed. I mean, clearly he still has them as he says that they were really swollen afterwards.
"The police report indicates that the scrotum area was ?completely torn loose from his body.?"

I'd say it's a pretty safe bet the title's accurate...
 

Dr. Dice Lord

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Wow, how'd that lady get life insurance?

Didn't they know she's in the DANGER ZOOOONE~!? YEEEEEEEAAAAH! *flys away on a T-Rex*

ot: Some b!tches be crazy, I don't know what else to say.
 

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Capitano Segnaposto said:
That is... Rather racist, don't you think.

OT: Scary.
Maybe a bit, but that's also making a decision based on a sample size of information. Maybe not the most varied test, but I feel his decision is justifiable based on presented evidence. One bad apple can easily spoil the lot, not to suggest anything about Puerto Ricans.
 

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Perhaps she planned on selling them to a Krogan . . .
That made me laugh, now I feel like a horrible person.
I'm must be the devil himself then because I laughed from just reading the title. Sounding like something from a "Two Ronnie's" skit. But that would hurt more than anything else.
 

Zeema

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What a douchebag, i hope she gets some Punishment for her actions besides just a fine.

if it was the other way around the guy would be in Jail for a couple of years
 

Sexy Devil

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Jesus Christ, if I ever have to break up with someone I'll be wearing a cup for a few weeks after doing it.

idarkphoenixi said:
I'm not one to strike a woman...but if someone is ripping into my balls then it's time to say hello to Mr. Table Lamp.

Seriously, it doesn't sound like this guy was trying very hard to fight her off. Unless she's some 300lb chick a couple of punches in the nose should do the job.
Gotta account for having your balls crushed while trying to fight back. It's going to take any power out of your retaliation when you're in that much pain.
 

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I wouldn't have thought that was physically possible.

Also, as mentioned, not funny.
 

Gottesstrafe

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Huh, she went and pulled a Lorena Bobbitt on him...

Phasmal said:
Phasmal said:
Genital mutilation is not a joke.
I think the way it was reported is horrible and I don't understand why anyone would laugh about it.
Well... the cast of The Talk might disagree on that matter.

 

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I understand peoples problem with the article. The double standards is terrible. I know the news article last year reporting on my (in my opinion harmless) collection of severed tits of the mistresses of my defeated enemies that I used to line the trophy wall of my pit took itself very serious. As someone whose has taken a axe spike to the balls I know it's no laughing matter but the media these days pay not attention to the lonely opinion of a battle harden viking.
 

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Holy fucking shit. ***** be crazy 5 times over. I hope those balls recover. No innocent man should ever suffer that pain.
 

DanielBrown

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Aw, fuck...
You just don't do that to a man, not even if he turns out to be Satan himself.
 

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Altorin said:
Roast that woman on a spit as far as I'm concerned, unless it turns out the guy was a child molester or something
Fixed. There's nothing inherently bad about someone being sexually attracted to prepubescent children (which is the literal definition of a paedophile, not the media's), only if they act upon those urges.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Why is that? There's nothing a paedophile can do about their attractions (short of something drastic like getting themselves castrated). Punishing them for simply being a paedophile is basically thought crime.

OT: I'll be honest, I thought this was sickening... until I read the part about the "Ball Memorial Hospital".

Now I think this is hilarious.
 

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Okay, after cradling my junk for a good five minutes after finishing it
Exactly what I am doing now, and a mild hangover isn't helping either...

Holy balls, seriously, people can pull that hard? No more handjobs for me except when I do it myself.
 

Astoria

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Ok she has to be insane. There is nothing he could have done to deserve that. Hope the guy's ok and that she gets some serious help.
 

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Gottesstrafe said:
Phasmal said:
Phasmal said:
Genital mutilation is not a joke.
I think the way it was reported is horrible and I don't understand why anyone would laugh about it.
Well... the cast of The Talk might disagree on that matter.

[Snip]
And I'm supposed to give a damn?
Also, I lol'd at the idea of talk-show hosts being `in charge` of anyone's life.

There are plenty of people on here thinking it's funny too. I don't get it.