Annoying Video Game Quotes Forever Etched into your Memory

[Trivea]

"HEY LOOK LISTEN" is the most obvious one I think.

"FALCON PUNCH!"
"DO A BARREL ROLL!"
Every sound effect in every Harvest Moon ever. I don't CARE that it's not a quote.
"Stop! You have violated the law!"
The "Welcome to the Pokemon Center!" speech in every damn game that you can't skip.

Damn near every taunt from Oblivion is etched into my brain...

All four of them?

 

[Sir_Soyburger]

Speaking of Final Fantasy X - Tidus's laugh.

Makes my ears bleed.

Guess that's what happens when you have the same voice actor as Wooldoor Sockbat from Drawn Together. Speaking of Final Fantasy X...

Most anything that came of Yuna's mouth in FF X-2. Notable example: "Oh, poopie." Did they think making her talk/act like a valley girl be cute or something?

Also:

"Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"

 

[Batou667]

"Understand, understand. Understand, understand. Understand, understand the concept, the concept of love"

"Rise fwom your gwave!"

"A mighty spell!" (I forget the game, it was on Dreamcast and the damn Dwarf blacksmith would say this EVERY TIME you made a modification to your weapons).

"Ekase? Ekase? EKAAASSEEE?" (Iori from King of Fighters)

"Me boingy!" (Mai from King of Fighters - I know she's actually speaking Japanese, but that's exactly what it sounds like she's saying. Her enormous bouncing tits only add to the effect.)

 

[Your Fearless Captain]

Everything the guards in Oblivion say.

"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"
"Then pay with your blood!"
"I've fought mudcrabs stronger then you!"
"Why won't you DIIIEEE!"

Edit:
"For the Emperor!"

 

[Kyoufuu]

"GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!"
-Phil, Kingdom Hearts 2

 

[scnj]

"Hey! Come on! Follow me!"

 

[ChillzMaster]

"Keep me covered while I hack the controls! And remember Scorpio, if I die, this job is a SHURE PHAIL!" -Roaches Tech. dude in Just Cause 2

God... the game was so awesome when it came to shooting and grappling... not so much with the talking and the speaking.

-Chillz

 

[Impluse_101]

HEY! LISTEN!

/thread?

 

[Master Kuja]

'An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.'

Burned, burned I tell you, into my mind from playing Dawn of War to absolute death.

 

[SkyKitty]

"Keep me covered while I hack the controls! And remember Scorpio, if I die, this job is a SHURE PHAIL!" -Roaches Tech. dude in Just Cause 2

God... the game was so awesome when it came to shooting and grappling... not so much with the talking and the speaking.

-Chillz

"MY NAHM IS BOLOH SENTOSI, I AHM THE LEADER OF THE REVOLUTIONARI ARMEH KNOWN AS THE REPHERS"

 

[DarkTenka]

Good:

Peppy: Do a Barrel Roll!

Bad:

Slippy: Get this guy off me!!

 

[Spider RedNight]

"...Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations." Mass Effect 2 - ALWAYS WITH THE CALIBRATIONS.
While I'm at that game... "I. AM. KROGAN!!"

I'll be shredded, but I wanna include "Snake? Snake?? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!" - MGS

"It's like Christmas!" - Borderlands

"Got it memorized?" Kingdom Hearts 2/CoM/Birth By Sleep - I think I wouldn't feel this was so annoying if I liked Axel more.

"FINISH HIM." Mortal Kombat - Which is only annoying if I see their character beating mine into the dust seven times in a row.

And this one's definitely out of fondness instead of annoyance: "Flammable! Or inflammable. Forget which, doesn't matter!" - Mass Effect 2

...

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"Hey! Listen!"

 

[Jak23]

Snake respond! Snake? SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!

 

[Vancleef]

"Can I get you a ladder? So you can get off my back?"

I restarted Dragon Age: Origins and made a new character just so I wouldn't have to deal with that anymore.

This. I did not restart my game, though.



Also. "Enemies everywhere, Enemies everywhere, Enemies everywhere, Enemies everywhere, I will destroy you!" from mass effect.

 

[PatrickXD]

For the Emperor!
And anything else from Warhammer 40k.

 

[Felstaff]

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"You were almost a Jill sandwich!"

 

[TopHatsaur]

"Enough Talk, let's fight!"

I really can't remember where that's fron! Anyone reconside it?

Kung Fu Panda. A movie, not a video game, so no points for you.

No, it WAS a game, and I never watched kids films.

 

[Hansinkdu]

Everything from every Bethesda game ever...

Stop right there criminal scu-"FK YOU GUARD, resisting arrest"

Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a-("AAAAAAGGHHHHH"!, Vats, select Head, Accept) krrshplosion!

Why wont you die! (Kills guard and continues to strike body screaming his quote back at him)


Please let Skyrim be different.

 

[EHKOS]

Welcome to the circus of value!

 

[Voulan]

"GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!"
-Phil, Kingdom Hearts 2

THIS. My god, the amount of anger whenever I hear this.

Also along KH lines: "It is I, Ansem, the seeker of darkness!" Again, and again, and again.