Annoying Video Game Quotes Forever Etched into your Memory

[Frozen_Flame]

Speaking of Final Fantasy X - Tidus's laugh.

Makes my ears bleed.

 

[blargenspargle]

"There they are! Eggman's robots!"

From Sonic Heroes

 

[Seventh Actuality]

Doctor Kleiner's "My relief is almost palpable!" in Half Life 2. That's a shitty, shitty line.

 

[aizenmyoo]

"My money... my moneeyyy..." from when you kill the first boss/target in Tenchu. I just think of it whenever I have to pay a lot of money for something.

 

[Samoftherocks]

Everything Navi said ever...

 

[Canadamus Prime]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... And I'm all outta gum

No Duke, shut up. I don't want any bubblegum in the first place. I know many people like that quote, but it's like knives drilling into my ear.

Duke Nukem didn't even say it first.

I don't think there's a single line that Duke utters that didn't come from somewhere else.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

'Keep your feet on the ground!' Says the dwarven FLIGHTMASTER in WOW...I don't even...I always want to follow it with 'and your ass in the air' for some reason o,o

Also EDI 'Launching Probe' fffffffffffffffffffffu

 

[Dawns Gate]

"Assuming direct control"

How about I assume you shut the fuck up!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. YOU. PASS. THAT. STORE.
My God, why would they do that?

 

[Darth Whitey]

"Door's open. Let's go" - the random quote that haunts the dark recesses of your mind.

and just pick any random line out of a dancing game you've had the unfortunate pleasure of playing, DC, DDR, JD, etc..

Where as these (I think at least) are at least tolerable, the one thing I could not stand as I played it, was the Crackdown omnipresent narrator's constant chiming in on things I did not need to know. XD
"Good job Agent".
[You all know you stopped and thought for a second when you heard "... the Shai Gen's enigmatic Wang"]

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

Self-explainatory thread title. I'll start:

"Heh heh heh heh! Thank you."

What are ya buyin?

 

[darthal]

Johnsons repeated, "I Love the corps"
Or is it Apone from Aliens, i get those guys mixed up all the time, them being the exact same character and all.
Oh and "Taffer" from Thief, it's gotten so bad i've started using alongside frak

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Any line in Catherine.

"I don't have time to be dead!"

That, and "NO WAAAAAY!!!"

 

[darthal]

"FOR THE EMPRAH!

I'm pretty sure i don't need to explain which game this little gem came from..

Hey there is nothing wrong with a healthy dose of getting your EMPRAH! on, it's still better than being a guardsmen, who actually say
"The Space Marines are coming, Run AWAY!"

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

That crazy screaming guy from Mass Effect.

 

[Eveonline100]

The Harbringer. Every thing he says when taking over guys. Ugh, he's annoying.

Also:

"Stop right there, citizen"!

Wait, how did you know I stole that apple when it's hidden in my backpack? And what the hell are you doing with that sword? Wait, it was just an apple! Just an apple! (slices head off)

well you now you know why NOBODY fucks with the oblivion police deparment as THEY will find your ass.

 

[Fenra]

"Youu Pay Thisss Muchhh!"... well ok pretty much everything that damn lizard shopkeeper in starfox adventures says but that line in particular hurt and its stuck in my brain! Don't beleive how bad it was?

Spoiler

Watch the first minite and 50 odd seconds of that (the rest of the video doesnt really matter, was just the only video I could find that featured him) if you can bare the voice, still makes me shudder

 

[WeAreStevo]

You know, I'm shocked that nobody included ANYTHING that Ellis says in L4D2...

I want to bash my head through a window every time...

Also: "Leoooooooooon! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!" God...I can't stand Ashley from RE:4

 

[ScrubberDucky]

"You don't have to call me master you know"
"I shall work on that, master"

D:<

EDIT: Another one:
"I've fought mubcrabs more fearsome than you!"

Diiid you just quote HK-47 as annoying? That's a paddlin'.

 

[Denariax]

You have no dignity.

Too slow! One.. two.. the end!

Keep it classy. Rolling... thunda!