Answer Me This Riddle

[_hnd_]

What is greater thean God and more evil then the Devil
The rich need it,
The poor have it,
and if you eat it you die.

What is it?

 

[Xero Scythe]

time.
wasn't that in a book

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.

just a guess, but disease?
EDIT: or death, i guess that makes sense too

good guesses...but no.
since when does disease hide in holes?

...you are darkness.

what walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at midday, and three legs in the afternoon?

Man.
A man lies dead in the middle of a field. No creature living or dead is nearby. The man has a package with him. How did he die?

you forgot to mention that he has a ring in his hand. i know that riddle.

 

[Xero Scythe]

What is greater thean God and more evil then the Devil
The rich need it,
The poor have it,
and if you eat it you die.

What is it?

the rich want it, but the answer is nothing.

 

[Spacewolf]

Hope, baby

nope

 

[melig]

A grenade.

 

[KaiRai]

What is greater thean God and more evil then the Devil
The rich need it,
The poor have it,
and if you eat it you die.

What is it?

Nothing. Am I right?

I make you weak at the worst of all times,
I keep you safe, I keep you fine.
I make your hands sweat, and your heart go cold,
I visit the weak, but seldom the bold.
What am I?

 

[Silver Scribbler]

What is greater thean God and more evil then the Devil
The rich need it,
The poor have it,
and if you eat it you die.

What is it?

Nothing. Am I right?

I make you weak at the worst of all times,
I keep you safe, I keep you fine.
I make your hands sweat, and your heart go cold,
I visit the weak, but seldom the bold.
What am I?

Fear?

 

[Xero Scythe]

What is greater thean God and more evil then the Devil
The rich need it,
The poor have it,
and if you eat it you die.

What is it?

Nothing. Am I right?

I make you weak at the worst of all times,
I keep you safe, I keep you fine.
I make your hands sweat, and your heart go cold,
I visit the weak, but seldom the bold.
What am I?

you are either fear (which makes the most sense), lust, or love.

 

[KaiRai]

snip.

Nothing. Am I right?

I make you weak at the worst of all times,
I keep you safe, I keep you fine.
I make your hands sweat, and your heart go cold,
I visit the weak, but seldom the bold.
What am I?

you are either fear (which makes the most sense), lust, or love.[/quote]

Yeah, fear.

A logician goes into a town with two barbers, and visits each shop in turn. He sees the first barber, who has terrible hair, and is haggard and unshaven. He then visits the next shop to see a clean cut, tightly cropped hairstyle on a young man. Seeing this he returns to the first shop.
Why?

 

[Archemetis]

I am Jelly, what am I?

 

[pompom8volt]

Time.

One Time When I Was Walking To St. Ives.
I Met A Man With Seven Wives.
Each Wife Had Seven Sacks.
Each Sack Had Seven Cats.
How Many Were Going To St. Ives?

just you?

 

[SnowCold]

I am Jelly, what am I?

Otemeal

 

[Xero Scythe]

snip.

Nothing. Am I right?

I make you weak at the worst of all times,
I keep you safe, I keep you fine.
I make your hands sweat, and your heart go cold,
I visit the weak, but seldom the bold.
What am I?

you are either fear (which makes the most sense), lust, or love.[/quote]

Yeah, fear.

A logician goes into a town with two barbers, and visits each shop in turn. He sees the first barber, who has terrible hair, and is haggard and unshaven. He then visits the next shop to see a clean cut, tightly cropped hairstyle on a young man. Seeing this he returns to the first shop.
Why?[/quote]

oh! i know this one! he goes to the haggard barber because the only way he(the haggard barger) could get a haircut is by going to the other barber. since the other barber went to the haggard barber for a haircut, he is clean. couple the two clues together, and you get that you wanna go to the barber who looks like crap.

 

[Archemetis]

I am Jelly, what am I?

Otemeal

WINNER!

 

[KaiRai]

snip.

Nothing. Am I right?

I make you weak at the worst of all times,
I keep you safe, I keep you fine.
I make your hands sweat, and your heart go cold,
I visit the weak, but seldom the bold.
What am I?

you are either fear (which makes the most sense), lust, or love.

Yeah, fear.

A logician goes into a town with two barbers, and visits each shop in turn. He sees the first barber, who has terrible hair, and is haggard and unshaven. He then visits the next shop to see a clean cut, tightly cropped hairstyle on a young man. Seeing this he returns to the first shop.
Why?[/quote]

Nicely done

oh! i know this one! he goes to the haggard barber because the only way he(the haggard barger) could get a haircut is by going to the other barber. since the other barber went to the haggard barber for a haircut, he is clean. couple the two clues together, and you get that you wanna go to the barber who looks like crap.[/quote]

 

[hazabaza1]

Time!

How far can a dog run into a forest?

Half way, then he starts running out.

 

[Toasty]

Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking

fish
what do i have in my pockets?
seriously though

Take one out and scratch my head,
I am now black but once was red.

matches? assuming your scratching your head with the match head

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

I think all the riddles have been answered so I'll just write one of my own.

Three men go out on a boat to a spot where there is nothing but open water to the horizon. The boat capsizes and they all sink then die but not a single man drowned. How is this possible?

 

[Gardenclaw]

On topic, can anyone answer me this;

Why is a Raven like a Writing Desk?

I know the answer, but I want to see if anyone else does.

I haven't the slightest idea