Answer the poster's question above you then post one for the next person.

[PsychicTaco115]

I certainly hope not, for YOUR sake's...

 

[MrCollins]

Oh noes!!!!!!

How did Taco know I'm in fact a private investigative sleuth?

 

[Euryalus]

He's the shadow broker

How did I know that?

 

[username sucks]

Because YOU are the real shadow broker.

Why am I incapable of being evil in video games?

 

[Basement Cat]

Because hidden object games are too linear for morality calls.

What keeps clouds up in the sky?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Tiny fairies hold up the particles

Why can't I ever make non taco avatars?

 

[MrCollins]

Because you are in fact, a Burrito, and go to great lengths to hide this secret, terrible, terrible shame.

Why did I spend so long lurking?

 

[Basement Cat]

Deep in your heart you were afraid of pushing The Red Button. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.380059-dont-read?page=1]

What are you getting me for Christmas?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

A nice big coffee cup.

How long will this winter last?

 

[Basement Cat]

Until Spring arrives with the migrating Slinkies...

Has you noticed a large number of new (or previously inactive) posters in the forums lately?

 

[MrCollins]

I have noticed myself, yes

Is this something old-scapists will moan about?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

No. The rain from Spain mainly drains onto Maine where the many slain have been lain.

Looking forward to the next Marvel movie?

 

[Basement Cat]

Indubitably!

Who's going to see The Hobbit?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

EVERYONE

Who here likes comic books?

 

[Basement Cat]

Everyone!

Who here toys with the idea that the world ending on Dec 21 might actually be cool...to watch from a safe place?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Common sense says no, but my fun sense says yes!

Who is outraged that my avatar has no taco?

 

[Harley Q]

I am outraged! I am deeply hurt and upset, yet have a strange craving for tacos all of a sudden...

Why is taco gone!?