Apparently it's Handjob day

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I do feel a measure of pity towards the sexually repressed in Japan. Do you think we could start an international aid group to spread sexual awareness and appreciation to those unfortunate souls? I shall head the group onwards and upwards to work towards a much more sexually relaxed Japan! Soon you will be free from your cultural chains to breathe the sweet, cooling air of liberation.

Ot: So this is not an international thing? Oh well, I have plans anyway. And my hand is really not attractive to me since it has claws, so it would be more a depressing obligation than a celebration for the highs of crushing loneliness. Positivity, people!
 

CrystalShadow

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Fappy said:
Souplex said:
To paraphrase Donald Glover:
"A handjob is like getting socks for your birthday. We appreciate the effort, and the sentiment, but you know what we really want."
viscomica said:
What if you're a girl? Handjob day is sexist.
A hand can be used to satisfy either set of bits. Hardly sexist.
And I'm not a chick so I can't say for sure, but I think girls generally appreciate a good HJ more so than boys. I guess we're just harder to please.
Thst's because boys have a tendency to be hopeless at anything else. :p
You take what you can get. XD
 

sky14kemea

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Well I've got to hand it to Japan. It must be hard to think of these weird holidays all the time. I don't envy that job.

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penisjoke.
 

Dalek Caan

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sky14kemea said:
You had us eating out of the palm of your hand.
CrystalShadow said:
That's because boys have a tendency to be hopeless at anything else. :p
You take what you can get. XD
Well that's just mean. Maybe it is just girls are harder to please and our hands get tired.
 

CrystalShadow

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Dalek Caan said:
sky14kemea said:
You had us eating out of the palm of your hand.
CrystalShadow said:
That's because boys have a tendency to be hopeless at anything else. :p
You take what you can get. XD
Well that's just mean. Maybe it is just girls are harder to please and our hands get tired.
Well... Maybe if they had even a tiny idea of what they were doing...
If you just leave them to it, things are usually over before you're even actaully aroused.
Kinda takes the fun out of it. :p
 

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That doesn't suprised me for some reason. Maybe it cos I read somewhere that they loved lives (as in a man in a relationship with a woman) are quite low compared to other counteries but in saying so I read this years ago so it may had improved.

Also I take it the tissures and lotions will be selling well today in Japan.
 

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CrystalShadow said:
Well... Maybe if they had even a tiny idea of what they were doing...
If you just leave them to it, things are usually over before you're even actually aroused.
Kinda takes the fun out of it. :p
Well...if you don't communicate what you like, what's the point in getting upset when the other person doesn't do what you like, because you didn't tell them? But that's logic - silly of me to use that. :/

Contrary to popular opinion in certain circles, communication between two people does involve words (and body language!), rather than telepathy. (Or, you know, you could use a written description. Or a video. Or a picture. Or... etc., etc.)

OT: Oh, Japan. Is there anything crazy you won't do? :)
 

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THM said:
CrystalShadow said:
Well... Maybe if they had even a tiny idea of what they were doing...
If you just leave them to it, things are usually over before you're even actually aroused.
Kinda takes the fun out of it. :p
Well...if you don't communicate what you like, what's the point in getting upset when the other person doesn't do what you like, because you didn't tell them? But that's logic - silly of me to use that. :/

Contrary to popular opinion in certain circles, communication between two people does involve words (and body language!), rather than telepathy. (Or, you know, you could use a written description. Or a video. Or a picture. Or... etc., etc.)

OT: Oh, Japan. Is there anything crazy you won't do? :)
All well and good in theory, but one must actually be willing to listen, and actually pay attention to what someone tells them for that to actually work. ;p
 

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CrystalShadow said:
All well and good in theory, but one must actually be willing to listen, and actually pay attention to what someone tells them for that to actually work. ;p
Fair enough. Stating what you want clearly, and without passive-aggression, also helps.

Just sayn'. :)
 

CrystalShadow

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THM said:
CrystalShadow said:
All well and good in theory, but one must actually be willing to listen, and actually pay attention to what someone tells them for that to actually work. ;p
Fair enough. Stating what you want clearly, and without passive-aggression, also helps.

Just sayn'. :)

No it doesn't. :p
That's... What? How would you even...
ro such a thing?
You're weird.
I don't get it.
Excuse me, I have to go lie down now.
~runs off screaming~
 

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*search in Google "Official Sentai ***** and ******"*



Yep, if this above is official, I am think is normal to have a sentai ready to come to your place to make you come to his hand.
 

maninahat

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Gee, the Japanese are weird. Oh well, time to get back to funding that kickstarter that'll send pornstars into space.
 

Strain42

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SweetShark said:
*search in Google "Official Sentai ***** and ******"*



Yep, if this above is official, I am think is normal to have a sentai ready to come to your place to make you come to his hand.


Seriously, what is that even from? I saw that and thought maybe that was just part of the Tengaman thing, but I watched the whole short and she didn't pop up.

What am I even looking at!?

...besides the obvious, of course.
 

SweetShark

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Strain42 said:
Seriously, what is that even from? I saw that and thought maybe that was just part of the Tengaman thing, but I watched the whole short and she didn't pop up.

What am I even looking at!?

...besides the obvious, of course.
Her name is Wagon.........BECAUSE SHE IS CARING D***S WITH HER A**!!!!!!!!!!
But yeah.......her name is really Wagon.
Just Google "Sentai Wagon" to find out....
 

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Fappy said:
The Japanese are so sexually repressed they haven't realized hj's are the lowest form of sexual stimulation. Seriously, who above 15 gets excited about a hand job?
I would get excited if somebody special offered it to me. Let's say Scarlett Johansson. I'd prefer that than sex with some perfectly beautiful women. See, that's because like most people in western civilization, I've been brainwashed into seeing certain celebrities as more beautiful, valuable and desirable than ordinary people since the day I was born. But at least I'm aware of that. Introspection counts for something, right? In fact, introspection should be rewarded with a handjob.