Aquaman Named "Most Toxic Superhero" Online

Andy Chalk

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Aquaman Named "Most Toxic Superhero" Online


Research by online security company McAfee has determined that Aquaman is the superhero most likely to screw up your computer with spyware, viruses or other forms of malware.

Aquaman gets no respect. And really, why should he? He's probably a holy terror with the Clownfish Mafia or the Sea Turtle Yakuza, but on the surface - where crime actually happens - he's not exactly hell on wheels. He's a strong guy, sure, but let's face it, his hook (so to speak) is that he talks to fish. But there is one superhero list he tops: The list of heroes most likely to bugger up your computer by leading you to a threatening site.

According to online security expert Robert Siciliano, McAfee determined that searching for "Aquaman and free torrent download," "Aquaman and watch," "Aquaman and online" or "Aquaman and free trailer" carried with it an 18.6 percent chance of leading to a site that's tested positive for spyware, adware, spam, phishing, viruses and/or other malware. That makes the man in green and yellow number one on the list of "Most Toxic Superheroes" online, well ahead of luminaries like Iron Man, Superman, Thor, Wolverine and Spider-Man.

The list in full:


Aquaman -18.60%
Mr. Fantastic - 18.22%
The Hulk - 17.30%
Wonder Woman - 16.77%
Daredevil -16.70%
Iron Man - 15.63%
Superman -15.21%
Thor - 15.10%
Green Lantern - 15.00%
Cyclops - 14.40%
Wolverine - 14.27%
Invisible Woman - 12.40%
Batman - 12.30%
Captain America - 11.77%
Spider-Man - 11.15%


And why, you may wonder, is McAfee spending time (and, one would assume, money) coming up with new ways to say that Aquaman sucks? "With the resurgence of the superheroes into mainstream movies (think Iron Man, Hulk, Captain America to name a few), hackers are leveraging their popularity to target consumers. Hackers are most successful when they can attract a large number of victims," Siciliano wrote. "One way to target big crowds online is to track current events-everything from celebrity meltdowns and natural disasters to holidays and popular music-and now, superheroes."

That doesn't explain why Aquaman would top the list, assuming a direct correlation between the popularity of the character and the likelihood that someone would search for it. Perhaps it's a stealth maneuver - "Nobody would ever think we'd waste our time with Aquaman!" - or maybe it's just the vagaries of McAfee's statistical model. Whatever the reason, at least Aquaman is finally number one at something - but he's still nowhere near as cool as Namor.

Source: McAfee [https://blogs.mcafee.com/consumer/toxicsuperhero]

(image [http://www.dccomics.com/characters/aquaman])


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Gettin' real tired of people picking on Aquaman. It's getting really old. Pick someone else to make fun of dammit.
 

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Andy Chalk" post="7.822143.19876107 said:
Aquaman Named "Most Toxic Superhero" Online


Aquaman gets no respect. And really, why should he? He's probably a holy terror with the Clownfish Mafia or the Sea Turtle Yakuza, but on the surface - where crime actually happens - he's not exactly hell on wheels. He's a strong guy, sure, but let's face it, his hook (so to speak) is that he talks to fish. But there is one superhero list he tops: The list of heroes most likely to bugger up your computer by leading you to a threatening sit

Stop right there.
He has a magical Trident, rules 70% of the damn planet, and need I say that he once did this?

Oh, yeah. And that's New 52 as well. Post reboot, so its true shit.

Also, in Justice, he survived his own lobotomy to come back, beat the shit out of Brainiac, and then recover fully. Missing frontal love? Lol, don't need it!
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Oh dear, Aquaman just can't get a break.

Kenbo Slice said:
Gettin' real tired of people picking on Aquaman. It's getting really old. Pick someone else to make fun of dammit.
Eh, I don't blame people, really. It's not so much that Aquaman is unpopular, it's the way DC seems convinced that they can make people think otherwise. There's plenty of characters that people actually like, but they will make more Aquaman and this time people will think he's awesome.
 

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Aquaman is fucking awesome!

Why do you think crime DOESN'T happen in the sea at all? This is a world of super mutants, alien species and underground mole societies.

Aquaman is regulating the oceans hardcore. Demanding tithes of slaves from all the subjugated ocean crime syndicates.
 

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The very idea that Aquaman is lame is simply OUTRAGEOUS!

Assuming it's the Batman: The Brave and the Bold incarnation, that is.

 

Ed130 The Vanguard

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You realise that he can command all creatures of the sea?

Including the one that sleeps in R'lyeh?



"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

Also: according to McAfee, I've linked malware to the forum. Why do we take this bath-salt snorting guy seriously anymore?
 

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I'm kind of surprised considering how often porn is exploited for malware etc, would have thought the ladies of comics would top this but apparently aquaman is that much of a stud.
 

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Come on Escapist I thought you were better than Aquaman bashing. He's a pretty cool dude and can control zombie sharks, can you do that? No. Also he doesn't talk to fish [http://comicbooked.comicbookedllc.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/talktoffish.jpg], he controls them with his mind! Can't we hate a different superhero instead.
 

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Ed130 said:
You realise that he can command all creatures of the sea?

Including the one that sleeps in R'lyeh?



"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

Also: according to McAfee, I've linked malware to the forum. Why do we take this bath-salt snorting guy seriously anymore?
If you watched that video with Mcafee, you would realise he has sweet FA to do with the company any more. Hasn't done for a long time.
 

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Because if you're a fan of Aquaman you're probably too stupid to recognize the tell-tale signs of a phishing attempt.
 

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I'm utterly surprised Wonder Woman and other aren't superheroes on that list. Usally, porn and malware are a nice mix.
 

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Andy Chalk said:
but he's still nowhere near as cool as Namor.
*pulls out rolled-up newspaper* No, bad Andy Chalk! *smacks head* Bad! Go sit in the corner!

To even IMPLY that Namor is better than Aquaman... heresy!

Hell, it's even been CONFIRMED that Aquaman would kick his ass... by crushing him with a fucking killer whale.

 

Ed130 The Vanguard

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Leviano said:
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If you watched that video with Mcafee, you would realise he has sweet FA to do with the company any more. Hasn't done for a long time.
So the only reason its still called McAfee is due to brand recognition?

Thats good to know.
 

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I guess I shouldn't be surprised that searching for Aquaman would lead to Phishing.

Poor Aquaman, you basically have a Great Old One as a pet and people still make fun of you.