are cats not manly?

[Sprogus]

Proof that cats are manly. This cat will melt your face with its vomit.

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[AvsJoe]

Look at my avatar, then tell me that cats aren't manly ONE MORE GOD DAMNED TIME!

Cats aren't manly. And that gun means it's compensating for something.

Just joking. I've seen your avatar at least a thousand times now and it still makes me smile.

 

[Takoto]

I'd go for a cat no matter what gender I am.

 

[thiosk]

Dogs are manly?

Find me a 'doodle that exudes manliness.

Dogs are for the most part silly. Unless they are mastiffs. Or trained to bring me beer. I am a cat owner, the internet loves cats, and cats are superior to dogs unless you are a person with no job and you stay at home to take care of the needy thing.

 

[Wasurenagusa]

Cats fucken rawk.
I pride myself on being part of the Grand Feline Collective.
None of you could comprehend the power and dominance we hold over this system.
*cleans self with paw*
None of you.

 

[101194]

Lion vrs wolf, Lion wins sorry fokes

 

[manaman]

How is that not manly? How! It is so damn cute.

 

[DAMG]

pussy joke!

 

[Booze Zombie]

Get a fucking huge cat to claw your face off and then tell it it's not manly.

 

[chstens]

Cats are as manly as can be! Having a cat requires skill and dominance!

 

[crypt-creature]

Lion vrs wolf, Lion wins sorry fokes

Yeah, that is why lions also avoid hyenas.
A lion and wolf barely come into contact with each other, and aren't natural enemies. Lions and hyenas are.
*note: Lions and Hyenas are related, but hyenas are built similarly to wolves. Therefore, a wolfs anatomy could change to challenge feral cats.

They are pretty equal.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Cats have less emotion that dogs, men aparently have less emotion than women.

Yet, i still prefer dogs.

 

[twistedshadows]

I don't know that they're "manly," but I sure do dig guys who like/have cats.

I don't really think cats are gender specific.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Piss one off, see how that goes. Dogs will bite, cats will bite and scratch the hell out of you.

Case closed.

Face it just cause a lion is manly does not mean a cat is (seeing as we seem to be meaning housecats). Also, dogs can be both (godammit small dogs, stop ruining the big dogs' reputation!!!), although the big dogs (WOOT!!! big dogs) are manly while cats are womanly. Cats keep themselves pretty and don't (generally) chase balls and get dirty by rolling in the dirt after a bath. How cananyone say cats are manly when they care so much about their appearance and won't even do physical work??? Oh, and cats want to br brushed and patted and given high-quality food, and to be let out at night and they won't even chase a godamn ball if you throw one.

Face it, cats are, in no way, manly, while any dog worth the name is the pet of a manly man!!! (I have a dog)

 

[WayOutThere]

Do people still honestly think that a person's choice in pets may risk betraying their gender?

I certainly don't.

"betraying their gender" is concept no one should take seriously

 

[twistedshadows]

I don't know that they're "manly," but I sure do dig guys who like/have cats.

Did you read my post? Cos i love cats...

Yes, I saw that.

 

[Spineyguy]

Cats:

-They don't care about anyone but themselves.
-They get their leg over at every possible oportunity.
-They only ever love you if they want food.
-They're terribly impressed with their own bollocks.

Yeah, I'd say cats are very manly.

 

[Horizontalvertigo]

Tigers are cats. Tony Montana had a Tiger.
Tony Montana is Manly.
Case closed.

 

[domicius]

My cat is out all night wailin' at the ladies. Sniff... he makes me *so* proud!

 

[tkioz]

Screw that noise, I love my cat, I don't have to walk him, play fetch, or anything like that, he just curls up on my lap and purrs when I flake out in the living room after a long day of work.

He is exactly like I could be, he sleeps 18 hours a day, and spends the rest looking for something to screw and/or eat.