Dusting off the neglected 'new thread' catridge hoping it still works here after a hearty blow
They keep releasing them. You know the ones. Multiplying. Osmosis. Clones. Mirrors. Echoes. No exaggeration on the PSN store alone a new one is dropped every 2-4 days, 3 or so times a week. Hardly more than background static now. Yet occasionally find myself thinking they must be providing some kind of garuntee of returns above the odds of releasing original IPs, implying some bastards are having fun somewhere with this and I want in goddamn it. Does anyone know if they are all pretty much worthless trash or are there a few gems in the coal.Hay.sorry meant haystack. A lot of recent mining games have their gems in coal or rock but bafflingly no haystacks. A mystery best left for another day I spose.
Like for example ,thief simulator. There is a platonic version of fun game am imagining there, it even has a sequel now too. But that don't mean it good, right? Scary movie has 5 of the kunts already! A This is where demos are needed the most....to get a quick answer to "slop or not" (Afternoon gameshow coming soon to airwaves near you) Am but a simple easily distracted woodland critter, just wanna steal loadsa stuff, is that a crime? Really?
Beyond the temptation of the thief one, it appears at this point they make a simulator out of literally (as near the literal meaning of literally anyone's getting out of this frazzled brain ) every task/job/struggle, so surely law of averages says a masterpiece is either already out in the wild or due relatively soon, eh? Thats a logic I did, right?
Only known exceptions am already aware of perhaps obviously are the goat sim series and Microsoft Google satellite map rider. Former was the mother plant am I remember correctly? The one who started all this during the cataclysmic 3rd meme war? Curiously they feel so unrelated to the shovelslop churn they're their own species frolicking gayly in their lil psuedo-meme bubble universe. Flight simulator even moreso, hah. Doesn't that game require like a majority of hard drive and still requires internet streaming to manage an absurdly high memory demand? While mildly intrigued, for something I'd probably play twice before getting bored, not sure the exterior faff would be worth it.
Oh and if anyone played those digging simulator games, am violently curious on if they are just games a out digging holes or if ts some highbrow arthouse Subversion, or even low brow subversion like frog fractions instead. Can't be all just about digging a hole, right? That isn't a gaming experience people would pay money for, right??
this is what happens when mates ain't around, just left with pets n poltergeists for company: ceaseless yapping in text form. It's a public menace. If I ever get as annoying as Russel brand everyone has permission to kill me. It's a mercy one, you'll be legally fiiiiiiine!
They keep releasing them. You know the ones. Multiplying. Osmosis. Clones. Mirrors. Echoes. No exaggeration on the PSN store alone a new one is dropped every 2-4 days, 3 or so times a week. Hardly more than background static now. Yet occasionally find myself thinking they must be providing some kind of garuntee of returns above the odds of releasing original IPs, implying some bastards are having fun somewhere with this and I want in goddamn it. Does anyone know if they are all pretty much worthless trash or are there a few gems in the coal.Hay.sorry meant haystack. A lot of recent mining games have their gems in coal or rock but bafflingly no haystacks. A mystery best left for another day I spose.
Like for example ,thief simulator. There is a platonic version of fun game am imagining there, it even has a sequel now too. But that don't mean it good, right? Scary movie has 5 of the kunts already! A This is where demos are needed the most....to get a quick answer to "slop or not" (Afternoon gameshow coming soon to airwaves near you) Am but a simple easily distracted woodland critter, just wanna steal loadsa stuff, is that a crime? Really?
Beyond the temptation of the thief one, it appears at this point they make a simulator out of literally (as near the literal meaning of literally anyone's getting out of this frazzled brain ) every task/job/struggle, so surely law of averages says a masterpiece is either already out in the wild or due relatively soon, eh? Thats a logic I did, right?
Only known exceptions am already aware of perhaps obviously are the goat sim series and Microsoft Google satellite map rider. Former was the mother plant am I remember correctly? The one who started all this during the cataclysmic 3rd meme war? Curiously they feel so unrelated to the shovelslop churn they're their own species frolicking gayly in their lil psuedo-meme bubble universe. Flight simulator even moreso, hah. Doesn't that game require like a majority of hard drive and still requires internet streaming to manage an absurdly high memory demand? While mildly intrigued, for something I'd probably play twice before getting bored, not sure the exterior faff would be worth it.
Oh and if anyone played those digging simulator games, am violently curious on if they are just games a out digging holes or if ts some highbrow arthouse Subversion, or even low brow subversion like frog fractions instead. Can't be all just about digging a hole, right? That isn't a gaming experience people would pay money for, right??
this is what happens when mates ain't around, just left with pets n poltergeists for company: ceaseless yapping in text form. It's a public menace. If I ever get as annoying as Russel brand everyone has permission to kill me. It's a mercy one, you'll be legally fiiiiiiine!
