Are You Ready for Call of Twilight: Modern Warfare 2?

[soren7550]

(YouTube link for it)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miawLu_ScMI
Hot damn, two tickets please!

Soap - "So then, Edward eats the baby out of her uterus...and everyone's okay with that?!?"
Price - "Well, just wait 'till the part when everyone has superpowers, they stand around talking for seventy pages and nobody fights. That's a great way to end a book series.
Soap - :|

 

[BenzSmoke]

Pfft! Ha! That was hilarious.

 

[WorldCritic]

Finally, something Twilight related that's good. Thank you Activision/G4.

 

[Undercover]

That was fucking AWESOME. This falls under the "I wish I'd thought of that" category for SURE.

Just a few more weeks and I'll have my DSLR's... Just a few more weeks... Then I can start makig fun of Twilight...

Uh, I mean making professional video productions for my clients! FOR MY CLIENTS!

 

[Undercover]

You know... I actually want to see that now!

"So...he eats the baby out of her uterus... and everyone's ok with that?!"

....WHAT THE FUCK!? Is that really?

I haven't read all the books, (know thy enemy) just the first one that I borrowed from my buddy's girlfriend and oh fuck me sideways with a chainsaw it was one of the WORST things I have EVER read. Stephanie Meyer couldn't write her way out of a paper bag but I'll give her this, she knows her audience. You could make a drinking game out of how many goddamn times she uses the word "Adonis."

But I digress.

Apparently YES that's what whatshisface does, and then the werewolf guy falls in love with the baby. I am NOT making this shit up. I, unlike Meyer, actually have a fertile imagination.

But yes, its true. Fucking awful and twisted and oh so very sad, but apparently true.

 

[Insanum]

Love it. completely.

That video is the first genuinely funny thing ive seen this year.

 

[Ekonk]

I honestly want this.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

You know... I actually want to see that now!

"So...he eats the baby out of her uterus... and everyone's ok with that?!"

....WHAT THE FUCK!? Is that really?

I haven't read all the books, (know thy enemy) just the first one that I borrowed from my buddy's girlfriend and oh fuck me sideways with a chainsaw it was one of the WORST things I have EVER read. Stephanie Meyer couldn't write her way out of a paper bag but I'll give her this, she knows her audience. You could make a drinking game out of how many goddamn times she uses the word "Adonis."

But I digress.

Apparently YES that's what whatshisface does, and then the werewolf guy falls in love with the baby. I am NOT making this shit up. I, unlike Meyer, actually have a fertile imagination.

But yes, its true. Fucking awful and twisted and oh so very sad, but apparently true.

And the book apparently does end with 70 pages of talking and no fighting.

I say apparently, because I only made it halfway through the first. It's not good enough to be good, not bad enough to be bad. It's in that valley of dreary mediocrity.

OT: That was awesome. I smiled the entire time, with a few laughs. "He sparkles."

also, whatshisface's name is Edward Cullen, the werewolf is Jacob, and I just lost 100 manpoints for knowing that off of the top of my head, didn't I?

 

[Davey Woo]

I LOVE the bit at 1:48
This video is brilliant.

 

[JWW]

/approval from the third page

 

[Gildae]

This is undoubtedly one of the funniest things I've seen in my entire life...
Much respect to the genius that thought it up...

 

[Darth_Dude]

I love the bit where Soap stabs a guy and edward looks on in horror.

 

[Tuddle]

I was waiting for somebody to put this video up on Escapist.

 

[The Austin]

That was Hilarius!

I love how Soap was the only one who thought it was strange and Price was just like "It's totally normal."

 

[scotth266]

Dear god. I thought Cracked was JOKING [http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/] about the uterus bit!

EEEEEUGH!

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

I was about to shit brick when I saw the title of the thread but am relieved now that it's not true and if it were real then I wouldn't play it.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Funny as this was (and it did make me laugh out loud), the guy portraying Edward really wasn't doing it right. He was far too upbeat. His attitude wasn't gloomier than Casper Van Deen's post-Starship Troopers career, and pre-Starship Troopers career for that matter, and his face didn't express that distinct mixture of sorrow, coldheartedness, and constipation.

Other than that, and the guy playing Jacob being physically inaccurate to the character, this was pretty damn good.

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

That was GENIUS!