ASIO secret agent caught in Fort Lauderdale

[Trunkage]

Those damn Aussies are trying to take down the US again. When will they learn that you can’t take the US on

Loose Kangaroo Captured by Police in Fort Lauderdale

A kangaroo was on the loose in a Fort Lauderdale neighborhood Thursday morning before police were able to safely capture it and turn it over to a wildlife rescue center.

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[SupahEwok]

Little did they know the kangaroo was a distractor operation, diverting attention from the drop bears descending upon the Whitehouse from a HALO jump...

 

[Trunkage]

Little did they know the kangaroo was a distractor operation, diverting attention from the drop bears descending upon the Whitehouse from a HALO jump...

That was actually a distraction too for the actual deadly emeny that no one can beat - the emu

 

[SupahEwok]

That was actually a distraction too for the actual deadly emeny that no one can beat - the emu

This just in: Australia commits warcrimes through WMD deployments banned by the Geneva Convention.

 

[Specter Von Baren]

We totally need some kind of "Australia invades" animation meme with platypuses invading from the water, skydiving koala bears, emu's in the streets, the whole shebang.

 

[Gordon_4]

Those damn Aussies are trying to take down the US again. When will they learn that you can’t take the US on

Loose Kangaroo Captured by Police in Fort Lauderdale

A kangaroo was on the loose in a Fort Lauderdale neighborhood Thursday morning before police were able to safely capture it and turn it over to a wildlife rescue center.

www.nbcmiami.com

My first thought legitimately was "Goddamn it, what the fuck are those lunatics doing?" but then I realized it was the wrong agency to be overseas anyway. Of course it could just have been an idiot who happened to be an ASIO agent. I'm oddly grateful it was just a kangaroo.

 

[Palindromemordnilap]

Can't trust a kangaroo, who knows what it smuggled in with its pouch before it got caught

 

[XsjadoBlayde]

Some disillusioned kangaroos just want to watch the world burn

 

[Agema]

That was actually a distraction too for the actual deadly emeny that no one can beat - the emu

Well, we already know a large bird (albeit not an emu) attacked the president of Brazil.

 

[Gordon_4]

Well, we already know a large bird (albeit not an emu) attacked the president of Brazil.

Was it a Cassowary? Tell me it was a Cassowary.

 

[Ravinoff]

That was actually a distraction too for the actual deadly emeny that no one can beat - the emu

No, no, the emus are busy in South America.

 

[Trunkage]

No, no, the emus are busy in South America.

I see you’ve once again underestimated the emu. They don’t take on one country at a time. They take on continents. They are great multitaskers

 

[Tireseas]

We totally need some kind of "Australia invades" animation meme with platypuses invading from the water, skydiving koala bears, emu's in the streets, the whole shebang.

Australian animals are dominating the battlespace. Nature is healing.