Ask a Non-Masturbater

[Dango]

How are you?

 

[Palademon]

So, have you never tried it, or have you tried it before, but choose not to do it?

Also - if it's not to personal - are you bothered by/do you experience wet dreams? I have heard that if one does not regularly empty the bi-testicles, the body will handle that in your sleep, you see.

I've never done it, and yes I do have wet dreams.

Hm. Sounds tiresome. All the clean-up of masturbating (even more clean-up perhaps), but you don't get to be conscious while orgasming :/

Yh, kinda feels like sneezing out of the crotch as I wake up from it.

 

[Nemesis729]

What did you do when you got home from seeing Black Swan?... Seriously

 

[Palademon]

How are you?

Fine thanks, you?

 

[DustyDrB]

The internet is so god damn awkward sometimes...

 

[Palademon]

What did you do when you got home from seeing Black Swan?... Seriously

Haven't seen it. Why would it affect me?

 

[smearyllama]

How are you?

I'm quite fine, and I'm not sure about the other guy.

He seems pretty good, too.

 

[smearyllama]

What did you do when you got home from seeing Black Swan?... Seriously

Haven't seen it. Why would it affect me?

Apparently there are lesbians.
Thus providing masturbatory inspiration.

 

[Palademon]

The internet is so god damn awkward sometimes...

I have these conversations in real life and it isn't awkward to me. They just seem to find it impossible and make some jokes about it.

 

[Palademon]

Oh god I knew someone who was like that.... seriously when he finally got a girlfriend it did not go well for him.

Really? What happened to him?/quote]

Weellll remember the Lonely island song.... he did that in public she then proceeded to dump him over the amount of embarrassment that it lead to.

If a girl dumped me for that, then good riddance.

 

[EmperorSubcutaneous]

Oh god I knew someone who was like that.... seriously when he finally got a girlfriend it did not go well for him.

Really? What happened to him?/quote]

Weellll remember the Lonely island song.... he did that in public she then proceeded to dump him over the amount of embarrassment that it lead to.

If a girl dumped me for that, then good riddance.

That's not the only issue.

If you don't masturbate, then you don't know what you enjoy sexually. It takes a lot more work to figure out than a lot of people imagine. She would have to be incredibly patient and open-minded to be able to deal with teaching you how to be sexual and figuring out what you like. Almost saintlike, honestly.

 

[Nemesis729]

What did you do when you got home from seeing Black Swan?... Seriously

Haven't seen it. Why would it affect me?

I feel that I'm pretty similar to you, I don't hate being around people but I don't love it either, Ive never had a girlfriend or anything like that, but ever since I saw that movie Ive REALLY been yearning for more human interaction... I don't know what it was about that movie but it really did change something in me, If you get the chance check it out because I want to know if anyone reacted the same way

 

[Leon Last Lord Shyle]

Oh god I knew someone who was like that.... seriously when he finally got a girlfriend it did not go well for him.

Really? What happened to him?/quote]

Weellll remember the Lonely island song.... he did that in public she then proceeded to dump him over the amount of embarrassment that it lead to.

If a girl dumped me for that, then good riddance.

It was less for what he did and more for the fact that one of his friends spread it around school at 16 and it lead to the pair of them getting intense amounts of crap for it... personally i do not even see why he would have wanted to she was a huge *****... and not the good kind of *****.

 

[Palademon]

Oh god I knew someone who was like that.... seriously when he finally got a girlfriend it did not go well for him.

Really? What happened to him?/quote]

Weellll remember the Lonely island song.... he did that in public she then proceeded to dump him over the amount of embarrassment that it lead to.

If a girl dumped me for that, then good riddance.

That's not the only issue.

If you don't masturbate, then you don't know what you enjoy sexually. It takes a lot more work to figure out than a lot of people imagine. She would have to be incredibly patient and open-minded to be able to deal with teaching you how to be sexual and figuring out what you like. Almost saintlike, honestly.

If she wasn't weird or open minded she certainly wouldn't want me in the first place.

 

[Palademon]

What did you do when you got home from seeing Black Swan?... Seriously

Haven't seen it. Why would it affect me?

I feel that I'm pretty similar to you, I don't hate being around people but I don't love it either, Ive never had a girlfriend or anything like that, but ever since I saw that movie Ive REALLY been yearning for more human interaction... I don't know what it was about that movie but it really did change something in me, If you get the chance check it out because I want to know if anyone reacted the same way

Hm, I may check it out then.
Thank you for the recommendation.

 

[Palademon]

Snore...... seriously? there really are some things you should't post on the net. well maybe some self help sites, which i would't suggest you do, more leave your games and your computer and get out there, not nessarily chasing girls, just piss about with some mates doing stupid shit you can't get away with when your older!, but anyway putting this on a gaming forum? i know this is the off topic section but ur really going for the meaning of off topic.

Well, since tons of people often admit to doing it, I don't understand why it would be worse to say not so. I think people are mature here.
Kinda like hearing religious people all the time then telling an atheist he should be quiet.

 

[EmperorSubcutaneous]

Oh god I knew someone who was like that.... seriously when he finally got a girlfriend it did not go well for him.

Really? What happened to him?/quote]

Weellll remember the Lonely island song.... he did that in public she then proceeded to dump him over the amount of embarrassment that it lead to.

If a girl dumped me for that, then good riddance.

That's not the only issue.

If you don't masturbate, then you don't know what you enjoy sexually. It takes a lot more work to figure out than a lot of people imagine. She would have to be incredibly patient and open-minded to be able to deal with teaching you how to be sexual and figuring out what you like. Almost saintlike, honestly.

If she wasn't weird or open minded she certainly wouldn't want me in the first place.

It's not about being weird. More like...Imagine dating someone who didn't know how to clean up after themselves and left the entire house a mess all the time. She never learned how because she figured that things would work themselves out once she started living with someone else. This puts the burden of responsibility on the other person, which is unfair.

If you're just asexual, that's fine. More power to you. But if you're saving yourself somehow, which your "I don't want to have sex with myself" comments suggest, then you're doing your future romantic prospects much more harm than good.

 

[RabbiiFrystofsk]

You've never bashed?
Damn broseph when you finally get with a chick you're gonna blow your load so hard you'll wish you never did it. Seriously i know some people have life choices but it does put you in a blank spot sexually, a good female friend of mine (who i dated but got nowhere with sexually) told me the other week that she doesn't enjoy the thought of getting fingered and my response was simply something along the lines of "but that just puts you in a difficult position and you're gonna have problems gettting intimate" (ironically was the case when i dated her).
Basically what im trying to say is you can't really knock something unless you've tried it and as i said before you're putting yourself in a weird situation where when you get close with someone you won't have the foggiest what's going to happen to you because you haven't experienced it yourself.
Godspeed man, you're gonna need it...

 

[Dango]

How are you?

Fine thanks, you?

Good, good. I don't actually masturbate either, by the way.

 

[Palademon]

Oh god I knew someone who was like that.... seriously when he finally got a girlfriend it did not go well for him.

Really? What happened to him?/quote]

Weellll remember the Lonely island song.... he did that in public she then proceeded to dump him over the amount of embarrassment that it lead to.

If a girl dumped me for that, then good riddance.

That's not the only issue.

If you don't masturbate, then you don't know what you enjoy sexually. It takes a lot more work to figure out than a lot of people imagine. She would have to be incredibly patient and open-minded to be able to deal with teaching you how to be sexual and figuring out what you like. Almost saintlike, honestly.

If she wasn't weird or open minded she certainly wouldn't want me in the first place.

It's not about being weird. More like...Imagine dating someone who didn't know how to clean up after themselves and left the entire house a mess all the time. She never learned how because she figured that things would work themselves out once she started living with someone else. This puts the burden of responsibility on the other person, which is unfair.

If you're just asexual, that's fine. More power to you. But if you're saving yourself somehow, which your "I don't want to have sex with myself" comments suggest, then you're doing your future romantic prospects much more harm than good.

Why would it be a burden on them? I imagine it wouldn't be so unless I planned to lose virginity in a one night stand or something.
I'm not asexual or saving myself, I just don't have the urge to do it.