Assassin's Creed 2 to be held back to build anticipation

[DirkGently]

News flash: Game executives are pants-on-head retarded. Details at 8.

Eight o'clock news calls game executives pants-on-head-retarded, film at eleven.

Film of eight O'clock news calling game executives pants-on-head-retarded released. Game executives refuse to respond on the grounds that it will build the anticipation for when they do respond.

Games executives confirm that they are retarded, film at eleven.

As you can see from this footage, these are the executives here, and they clearly have pairs of pants stuck on their heads as they discuss their most recent decision. Now experts tell me that this behavior is characteristic of sufferers of the stupid virus.

In this piece of footage, you can see them chasing down the street after an ice cream, before getting distracted by butterflys.

Unfortunately, it's not a good idea to run out into the road. Sadly the pants blinded executives were brutally run over shortly after. Strangely, the driver then backed up, running them over again, before he veered off, running them over a third time. Police have not made any efforts to pursue the suspect. Official reports say that they "are waiting for the suspense to build".

In a press conference today, investigators announced that they had made a major breakthrough on the hit and run of the game executives today. However, they have not released details about this breakthrough, as they "Want the suspect to be nervous and excited, so he'll probably turn himself in. Also these donuts are excellent, er". Film at eleven.

After six months of waiting, the hit-and-run suspect in the "video game exec massacre" has yet to turn himself in. Authorities are calling waiting in an effort to build suspense "stupid." In other obvious news, the sky is blue!

Authorities move to reclassify the game executive hit and run incident as an instance of animal hit and run "Because nobody could possibly be that stupid." Film at eleven.

Breaking news: quote pyramids appear throughout escapist form thread.

Eight o'clock news makes a typo, film at eleven.

This just in: Typos are back in fashion; Eleven O'clock news is unhip.

Hipsters prove themselves retarded with new 'head-pants'. Film at eleven.

Head-pants become increasing popular due to advertising by game executives; moms disapprove. In other news, quote pyramids veer off of the topic into wild tangents.

Quote pyramids proven to be invisible, film at eleven.

Invisible quote pyramids menace gaming forums throughout the Internet. Shocking new video at 8.

Eight o'clock news accused of fear mongering, film at eleven.

Eleven O'clock news states the obvious because the eight O'clock news already reported it by then; news team scrabble to put together stories after weeks of nothing happening.

Eight o'clock news told to bring it, film at eleven.

Breaking news: The eight O'clock and Eleven O'clock news are currently fighting in a bare knuckles brawl outside the news building. We would give further details, but all of the staff is currently outside throwing it down. We'll have video at 7 but, for now, I have a grudge to settle. *We are currently experience technical difficulties. We will be back after we break some faces.*

Eight o'clock news offered truce to gang up on seven o'clock news for stealing our thunder, film at eleven.

Eight O'clock news accepts truce; Eleven O'clock and Eight O'clock news teams bring the hurt to Seven O'clock news; Five O'clock spanish news team vows to assist Seven O'clock news team; details at eight and eleven.

Bi-lingual Bloodfest to happen between the Eight and Eleven o'clock and Seven and five o'clock news, film at eleven.

 

[Twilight_guy]

News flash: Game executives are pants-on-head retarded. Details at 8.

Eight o'clock news calls game executives pants-on-head-retarded, film at eleven.

Film of eight O'clock news calling game executives pants-on-head-retarded released. Game executives refuse to respond on the grounds that it will build the anticipation for when they do respond.

Games executives confirm that they are retarded, film at eleven.

As you can see from this footage, these are the executives here, and they clearly have pairs of pants stuck on their heads as they discuss their most recent decision. Now experts tell me that this behavior is characteristic of sufferers of the stupid virus.

In this piece of footage, you can see them chasing down the street after an ice cream, before getting distracted by butterflys.

Unfortunately, it's not a good idea to run out into the road. Sadly the pants blinded executives were brutally run over shortly after. Strangely, the driver then backed up, running them over again, before he veered off, running them over a third time. Police have not made any efforts to pursue the suspect. Official reports say that they "are waiting for the suspense to build".

In a press conference today, investigators announced that they had made a major breakthrough on the hit and run of the game executives today. However, they have not released details about this breakthrough, as they "Want the suspect to be nervous and excited, so he'll probably turn himself in. Also these donuts are excellent, er". Film at eleven.

After six months of waiting, the hit-and-run suspect in the "video game exec massacre" has yet to turn himself in. Authorities are calling waiting in an effort to build suspense "stupid." In other obvious news, the sky is blue!

Authorities move to reclassify the game executive hit and run incident as an instance of animal hit and run "Because nobody could possibly be that stupid." Film at eleven.

Breaking news: quote pyramids appear throughout escapist form thread.

Eight o'clock news makes a typo, film at eleven.

This just in: Typos are back in fashion; Eleven O'clock news is unhip.

Hipsters prove themselves retarded with new 'head-pants'. Film at eleven.

Head-pants become increasing popular due to advertising by game executives; moms disapprove. In other news, quote pyramids veer off of the topic into wild tangents.

Quote pyramids proven to be invisible, film at eleven.

Invisible quote pyramids menace gaming forums throughout the Internet. Shocking new video at 8.

Eight o'clock news accused of fear mongering, film at eleven.

Eleven O'clock news states the obvious because the eight O'clock news already reported it by then; news team scrabble to put together stories after weeks of nothing happening.

Eight o'clock news told to bring it, film at eleven.

Breaking news: The eight O'clock and Eleven O'clock news are currently fighting in a bare knuckles brawl outside the news building. We would give further details, but all of the staff is currently outside throwing it down. We'll have video at 7 but, for now, I have a grudge to settle. *We are currently experience technical difficulties. We will be back after we break some faces.*

Eight o'clock news offered truce to gang up on seven o'clock news for stealing our thunder, film at eleven.

Eight O'clock news accepts truce; Eleven O'clock and Eight O'clock news teams bring the hurt to Seven O'clock news; Five O'clock spanish news team vows to assist Seven O'clock news team; details at eight and eleven.

Bi-lingual Bloodfest to happen between the Eight and Eleven o'clock and Seven and five o'clock news, film at eleven.

*we're sorry but we are experiencing technical difficulties. We will be back on the air after it has been brought.*

 

[DirkGently]

News flash: Game executives are pants-on-head retarded. Details at 8.

Eight o'clock news calls game executives pants-on-head-retarded, film at eleven.

Film of eight O'clock news calling game executives pants-on-head-retarded released. Game executives refuse to respond on the grounds that it will build the anticipation for when they do respond.

Games executives confirm that they are retarded, film at eleven.

As you can see from this footage, these are the executives here, and they clearly have pairs of pants stuck on their heads as they discuss their most recent decision. Now experts tell me that this behavior is characteristic of sufferers of the stupid virus.

In this piece of footage, you can see them chasing down the street after an ice cream, before getting distracted by butterflys.

Unfortunately, it's not a good idea to run out into the road. Sadly the pants blinded executives were brutally run over shortly after. Strangely, the driver then backed up, running them over again, before he veered off, running them over a third time. Police have not made any efforts to pursue the suspect. Official reports say that they "are waiting for the suspense to build".

In a press conference today, investigators announced that they had made a major breakthrough on the hit and run of the game executives today. However, they have not released details about this breakthrough, as they "Want the suspect to be nervous and excited, so he'll probably turn himself in. Also these donuts are excellent, er". Film at eleven.

After six months of waiting, the hit-and-run suspect in the "video game exec massacre" has yet to turn himself in. Authorities are calling waiting in an effort to build suspense "stupid." In other obvious news, the sky is blue!

Authorities move to reclassify the game executive hit and run incident as an instance of animal hit and run "Because nobody could possibly be that stupid." Film at eleven.

Breaking news: quote pyramids appear throughout escapist form thread.

Eight o'clock news makes a typo, film at eleven.

This just in: Typos are back in fashion; Eleven O'clock news is unhip.

Hipsters prove themselves retarded with new 'head-pants'. Film at eleven.

Head-pants become increasing popular due to advertising by game executives; moms disapprove. In other news, quote pyramids veer off of the topic into wild tangents.

Quote pyramids proven to be invisible, film at eleven.

Invisible quote pyramids menace gaming forums throughout the Internet. Shocking new video at 8.

Eight o'clock news accused of fear mongering, film at eleven.

Eleven O'clock news states the obvious because the eight O'clock news already reported it by then; news team scrabble to put together stories after weeks of nothing happening.

Eight o'clock news told to bring it, film at eleven.

Breaking news: The eight O'clock and Eleven O'clock news are currently fighting in a bare knuckles brawl outside the news building. We would give further details, but all of the staff is currently outside throwing it down. We'll have video at 7 but, for now, I have a grudge to settle. *We are currently experience technical difficulties. We will be back after we break some faces.*

Eight o'clock news offered truce to gang up on seven o'clock news for stealing our thunder, film at eleven.

Eight O'clock news accepts truce; Eleven O'clock and Eight O'clock news teams bring the hurt to Seven O'clock news; Five O'clock spanish news team vows to assist Seven O'clock news team; details at eight and eleven.

Bi-lingual Bloodfest to happen between the Eight and Eleven o'clock and Seven and five o'clock news, film at eleven.

*we're sorry but we are experiencing technical difficulties. We will be back on the air after it has been brought.*

Five and Seven o'Clock news looking for new anchors, film at eleven.

 

[Evilbunny]

What assholes. That's like a television show stopping the program in the middle and saying, "we interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension." Who does that?

 

[Hookman]

Idiots. Its not gonna excite us its gonna piss us right the fuck off!

 

[Twilight_guy]

News flash: Game executives are pants-on-head retarded. Details at 8.

Eight o'clock news calls game executives pants-on-head-retarded, film at eleven.

Film of eight O'clock news calling game executives pants-on-head-retarded released. Game executives refuse to respond on the grounds that it will build the anticipation for when they do respond.

Games executives confirm that they are retarded, film at eleven.

As you can see from this footage, these are the executives here, and they clearly have pairs of pants stuck on their heads as they discuss their most recent decision. Now experts tell me that this behavior is characteristic of sufferers of the stupid virus.

In this piece of footage, you can see them chasing down the street after an ice cream, before getting distracted by butterflys.

Unfortunately, it's not a good idea to run out into the road. Sadly the pants blinded executives were brutally run over shortly after. Strangely, the driver then backed up, running them over again, before he veered off, running them over a third time. Police have not made any efforts to pursue the suspect. Official reports say that they "are waiting for the suspense to build".

In a press conference today, investigators announced that they had made a major breakthrough on the hit and run of the game executives today. However, they have not released details about this breakthrough, as they "Want the suspect to be nervous and excited, so he'll probably turn himself in. Also these donuts are excellent, er". Film at eleven.

After six months of waiting, the hit-and-run suspect in the "video game exec massacre" has yet to turn himself in. Authorities are calling waiting in an effort to build suspense "stupid." In other obvious news, the sky is blue!

Authorities move to reclassify the game executive hit and run incident as an instance of animal hit and run "Because nobody could possibly be that stupid." Film at eleven.

Breaking news: quote pyramids appear throughout escapist form thread.

Eight o'clock news makes a typo, film at eleven.

This just in: Typos are back in fashion; Eleven O'clock news is unhip.

Hipsters prove themselves retarded with new 'head-pants'. Film at eleven.

Head-pants become increasing popular due to advertising by game executives; moms disapprove. In other news, quote pyramids veer off of the topic into wild tangents.

Quote pyramids proven to be invisible, film at eleven.

Invisible quote pyramids menace gaming forums throughout the Internet. Shocking new video at 8.

Eight o'clock news accused of fear mongering, film at eleven.

Eleven O'clock news states the obvious because the eight O'clock news already reported it by then; news team scrabble to put together stories after weeks of nothing happening.

Eight o'clock news told to bring it, film at eleven.

Breaking news: The eight O'clock and Eleven O'clock news are currently fighting in a bare knuckles brawl outside the news building. We would give further details, but all of the staff is currently outside throwing it down. We'll have video at 7 but, for now, I have a grudge to settle. *We are currently experience technical difficulties. We will be back after we break some faces.*

Eight o'clock news offered truce to gang up on seven o'clock news for stealing our thunder, film at eleven.

Eight O'clock news accepts truce; Eleven O'clock and Eight O'clock news teams bring the hurt to Seven O'clock news; Five O'clock spanish news team vows to assist Seven O'clock news team; details at eight and eleven.

Bi-lingual Bloodfest to happen between the Eight and Eleven o'clock and Seven and five o'clock news, film at eleven.

*we're sorry but we are experiencing technical difficulties. We will be back on the air after it has been brought.*

Five and Seven o'Clock news looking for new anchors, film at eleven.

Eight O'clock news wishes Eleven O'clock news good luck and fortune in the future; Details at eight.

 

[DirkGently]

News flash: Game executives are pants-on-head retarded. Details at 8.

Eight o'clock news calls game executives pants-on-head-retarded, film at eleven.

Film of eight O'clock news calling game executives pants-on-head-retarded released. Game executives refuse to respond on the grounds that it will build the anticipation for when they do respond.

Games executives confirm that they are retarded, film at eleven.

As you can see from this footage, these are the executives here, and they clearly have pairs of pants stuck on their heads as they discuss their most recent decision. Now experts tell me that this behavior is characteristic of sufferers of the stupid virus.

In this piece of footage, you can see them chasing down the street after an ice cream, before getting distracted by butterflys.

Unfortunately, it's not a good idea to run out into the road. Sadly the pants blinded executives were brutally run over shortly after. Strangely, the driver then backed up, running them over again, before he veered off, running them over a third time. Police have not made any efforts to pursue the suspect. Official reports say that they "are waiting for the suspense to build".

In a press conference today, investigators announced that they had made a major breakthrough on the hit and run of the game executives today. However, they have not released details about this breakthrough, as they "Want the suspect to be nervous and excited, so he'll probably turn himself in. Also these donuts are excellent, er". Film at eleven.

After six months of waiting, the hit-and-run suspect in the "video game exec massacre" has yet to turn himself in. Authorities are calling waiting in an effort to build suspense "stupid." In other obvious news, the sky is blue!

Authorities move to reclassify the game executive hit and run incident as an instance of animal hit and run "Because nobody could possibly be that stupid." Film at eleven.

Breaking news: quote pyramids appear throughout escapist form thread.

Eight o'clock news makes a typo, film at eleven.

This just in: Typos are back in fashion; Eleven O'clock news is unhip.

Hipsters prove themselves retarded with new 'head-pants'. Film at eleven.

Head-pants become increasing popular due to advertising by game executives; moms disapprove. In other news, quote pyramids veer off of the topic into wild tangents.

Quote pyramids proven to be invisible, film at eleven.

Invisible quote pyramids menace gaming forums throughout the Internet. Shocking new video at 8.

Eight o'clock news accused of fear mongering, film at eleven.

Eleven O'clock news states the obvious because the eight O'clock news already reported it by then; news team scrabble to put together stories after weeks of nothing happening.

Eight o'clock news told to bring it, film at eleven.

Breaking news: The eight O'clock and Eleven O'clock news are currently fighting in a bare knuckles brawl outside the news building. We would give further details, but all of the staff is currently outside throwing it down. We'll have video at 7 but, for now, I have a grudge to settle. *We are currently experience technical difficulties. We will be back after we break some faces.*

Eight o'clock news offered truce to gang up on seven o'clock news for stealing our thunder, film at eleven.

Eight O'clock news accepts truce; Eleven O'clock and Eight O'clock news teams bring the hurt to Seven O'clock news; Five O'clock spanish news team vows to assist Seven O'clock news team; details at eight and eleven.

Bi-lingual Bloodfest to happen between the Eight and Eleven o'clock and Seven and five o'clock news, film at eleven.

*we're sorry but we are experiencing technical difficulties. We will be back on the air after it has been brought.*

Five and Seven o'Clock news looking for new anchors, film at eleven.

Eight O'clock news wishes Eleven O'clock news good luck and fortune in the future; Details at eight.

Eleven o'clock news offers to buy the first rounds, film at eleven.

 

[Twilight_guy]

News flash: Game executives are pants-on-head retarded. Details at 8.

Eight o'clock news calls game executives pants-on-head-retarded, film at eleven.

Film of eight O'clock news calling game executives pants-on-head-retarded released. Game executives refuse to respond on the grounds that it will build the anticipation for when they do respond.

Games executives confirm that they are retarded, film at eleven.

As you can see from this footage, these are the executives here, and they clearly have pairs of pants stuck on their heads as they discuss their most recent decision. Now experts tell me that this behavior is characteristic of sufferers of the stupid virus.

In this piece of footage, you can see them chasing down the street after an ice cream, before getting distracted by butterflys.

Unfortunately, it's not a good idea to run out into the road. Sadly the pants blinded executives were brutally run over shortly after. Strangely, the driver then backed up, running them over again, before he veered off, running them over a third time. Police have not made any efforts to pursue the suspect. Official reports say that they "are waiting for the suspense to build".

In a press conference today, investigators announced that they had made a major breakthrough on the hit and run of the game executives today. However, they have not released details about this breakthrough, as they "Want the suspect to be nervous and excited, so he'll probably turn himself in. Also these donuts are excellent, er". Film at eleven.

After six months of waiting, the hit-and-run suspect in the "video game exec massacre" has yet to turn himself in. Authorities are calling waiting in an effort to build suspense "stupid." In other obvious news, the sky is blue!

Authorities move to reclassify the game executive hit and run incident as an instance of animal hit and run "Because nobody could possibly be that stupid." Film at eleven.

Breaking news: quote pyramids appear throughout escapist form thread.

Eight o'clock news makes a typo, film at eleven.

This just in: Typos are back in fashion; Eleven O'clock news is unhip.

Hipsters prove themselves retarded with new 'head-pants'. Film at eleven.

Head-pants become increasing popular due to advertising by game executives; moms disapprove. In other news, quote pyramids veer off of the topic into wild tangents.

Quote pyramids proven to be invisible, film at eleven.

Invisible quote pyramids menace gaming forums throughout the Internet. Shocking new video at 8.

Eight o'clock news accused of fear mongering, film at eleven.

Eleven O'clock news states the obvious because the eight O'clock news already reported it by then; news team scrabble to put together stories after weeks of nothing happening.

Eight o'clock news told to bring it, film at eleven.

Breaking news: The eight O'clock and Eleven O'clock news are currently fighting in a bare knuckles brawl outside the news building. We would give further details, but all of the staff is currently outside throwing it down. We'll have video at 7 but, for now, I have a grudge to settle. *We are currently experience technical difficulties. We will be back after we break some faces.*

Eight o'clock news offered truce to gang up on seven o'clock news for stealing our thunder, film at eleven.

Eight O'clock news accepts truce; Eleven O'clock and Eight O'clock news teams bring the hurt to Seven O'clock news; Five O'clock spanish news team vows to assist Seven O'clock news team; details at eight and eleven.

Bi-lingual Bloodfest to happen between the Eight and Eleven o'clock and Seven and five o'clock news, film at eleven.

*we're sorry but we are experiencing technical difficulties. We will be back on the air after it has been brought.*

Five and Seven o'Clock news looking for new anchors, film at eleven.

Eight O'clock news wishes Eleven O'clock news good luck and fortune in the future; Details at eight.

Eleven o'clock news offers to buy the first rounds, film at eleven.

Eight O'clock news accepts; drunken mayhem ensues; photos of the night to be burned. In other news, the eight O'clock news fears continued unrelated posts onto this topic and will be ending its time in the quote pyramid. Good night and good luck.

 

[HeyZeus_Ezekiel_Jesus]

YAAAY! I get to wait to play the sequel to a game that I didn't really like. Ubisoft's Execs FTW!

 

[DirkGently]

News flash: Game executives are pants-on-head retarded. Details at 8.

Eight o'clock news calls game executives pants-on-head-retarded, film at eleven.

Film of eight O'clock news calling game executives pants-on-head-retarded released. Game executives refuse to respond on the grounds that it will build the anticipation for when they do respond.

Games executives confirm that they are retarded, film at eleven.

As you can see from this footage, these are the executives here, and they clearly have pairs of pants stuck on their heads as they discuss their most recent decision. Now experts tell me that this behavior is characteristic of sufferers of the stupid virus.

In this piece of footage, you can see them chasing down the street after an ice cream, before getting distracted by butterflys.

Unfortunately, it's not a good idea to run out into the road. Sadly the pants blinded executives were brutally run over shortly after. Strangely, the driver then backed up, running them over again, before he veered off, running them over a third time. Police have not made any efforts to pursue the suspect. Official reports say that they "are waiting for the suspense to build".

In a press conference today, investigators announced that they had made a major breakthrough on the hit and run of the game executives today. However, they have not released details about this breakthrough, as they "Want the suspect to be nervous and excited, so he'll probably turn himself in. Also these donuts are excellent, er". Film at eleven.

After six months of waiting, the hit-and-run suspect in the "video game exec massacre" has yet to turn himself in. Authorities are calling waiting in an effort to build suspense "stupid." In other obvious news, the sky is blue!

Authorities move to reclassify the game executive hit and run incident as an instance of animal hit and run "Because nobody could possibly be that stupid." Film at eleven.

Breaking news: quote pyramids appear throughout escapist form thread.

Eight o'clock news makes a typo, film at eleven.

This just in: Typos are back in fashion; Eleven O'clock news is unhip.

Hipsters prove themselves retarded with new 'head-pants'. Film at eleven.

Head-pants become increasing popular due to advertising by game executives; moms disapprove. In other news, quote pyramids veer off of the topic into wild tangents.

Quote pyramids proven to be invisible, film at eleven.

Invisible quote pyramids menace gaming forums throughout the Internet. Shocking new video at 8.

Eight o'clock news accused of fear mongering, film at eleven.

Eleven O'clock news states the obvious because the eight O'clock news already reported it by then; news team scrabble to put together stories after weeks of nothing happening.

Eight o'clock news told to bring it, film at eleven.

Breaking news: The eight O'clock and Eleven O'clock news are currently fighting in a bare knuckles brawl outside the news building. We would give further details, but all of the staff is currently outside throwing it down. We'll have video at 7 but, for now, I have a grudge to settle. *We are currently experience technical difficulties. We will be back after we break some faces.*

Eight o'clock news offered truce to gang up on seven o'clock news for stealing our thunder, film at eleven.

Eight O'clock news accepts truce; Eleven O'clock and Eight O'clock news teams bring the hurt to Seven O'clock news; Five O'clock spanish news team vows to assist Seven O'clock news team; details at eight and eleven.

Bi-lingual Bloodfest to happen between the Eight and Eleven o'clock and Seven and five o'clock news, film at eleven.

*we're sorry but we are experiencing technical difficulties. We will be back on the air after it has been brought.*

Five and Seven o'Clock news looking for new anchors, film at eleven.

Eight O'clock news wishes Eleven O'clock news good luck and fortune in the future; Details at eight.

Eleven o'clock news offers to buy the first rounds, film at eleven.

Eight O'clock news accepts; drunken mayhem ensues; photos of the night to be burned. In other news, the eight O'clock news fears continued unrelated posts onto this topic and will be ending its time in the quote pyramid. Good night and good luck.

Eleven O'clock news out due to hangovers, film at eleven.

 

[Copter400]

"It's not like I buy this really good Indian takeaway meal and then leave it in my fridge for three months so that I'll want it more." - Will Anderson, The Glass House.

"And then you take it out, and you fock it, right?" - Lee Mack, immediately after.

 

[NoCaP5]

I'll still get it, but later when it goes down in price. they shouldn't tell people that they are delaying because they want to build anticipation, they should make a release date then push it back then release it. thats they why to build hype not telling people they are purposely not releasing it.