Assassin's Creed Blade Replica Perfect for Cosplay, Actual Murder

Angerwing

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I want this more than anything else I can think of. I'd just chill around at home with it. Whip up some sausages, cut them in to bite size pieces, and use this to pick them up.
 

standokan

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"Since I like ALL my fingers and have a dislike for overzealous cops, the non-prototype blade is not remotely sharp / pointy. The " blade " is clear plastic. The silver blade you see is the painted negative space missing from the back side of the clear plastic. The painted back creates the illusion of a real blade."
I guess plastic can still be quite dangerous
 

Woodsey

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Won't be so cool when he pulls his dick out for a piss and watches it fall into the urinal.

Or when he wipes his arse for that matter.
 

Jazoni89

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de5gravity said:
So...you could replace the blade with chewing gum for example. That would be a cool dispenser.
Even better, a large Pez dispenser.

Like these rather cool Star Wars ones.

 

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Averant said:
DO WANT.

Seriously, I want this so badly now. The only downside would be having your fingerprints all over the victim's face.
A candle will fix those issues.
 

Ben Legend

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All well and good, until he stabs his own hand on accident. :p

But seriously, I want one just to display.
 

thenumberthirteen

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kortin said:
thenumberthirteen said:
Very cool and very illegal.

I'd replace the blade with a Spork.
Well, i don't think it would be anymore illegal than if you were to carry around a switchblade. Maybe it would be, not sure.
Depends where you're from. In the UK it is illegal to carry a knife that size no matter what type it is. Concealed, flip, or spring loaded blades of any size are illegal.
 

Amondren

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HankMan said:
Amondren said:
Awesome and yet it will result in death.
So you're saying it cuts both ways?
I guess its a...double edged sword...

http://www.thetoque.com/images/stories/david_caruso_sunglasses.jpg

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 

monstersquad

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Eri said:
What I would give for a real version >.> Screw legality
Forget about the real version, i'd take the plastic blade over a steel one any day. As long as it's just for stabbing. Think about it, a wrist mounted switchblade, impervious to metal sensors11
 

AnAngryMoose

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Jazoni89 said:
de5gravity said:
So...you could replace the blade with chewing gum for example. That would be a cool dispenser.
Even better, a large Pez dispenser.

Like these rather cool Star Wars ones.

Sweet titty-fucking Christ... O_O

I WANT ONE!
 

samsonguy920

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Forget the cat, what about when you go to shake someone's hand? Not a good first impression for job interviews.
LOL

Addendum:
Yoh3333 said:
I'm just very scared of it going off by accident... there could be blood...
Oh, trust me....there WILL be blood. Always.