At what price: A paid beating?

King of the Sandbox

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Simple question.

How much would someone have to pay you for one free (no retaliation), full force swing at your jaw?

My price? 500 smackers. At least half a grand a punch.

Bonus Question: If you declined to participate, but a close friend/family memeber agreed to it, would you try to stop them from going through with it? Or would you watch, wish them luck and enjoy?
 

OniaPL

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In the jaw? Ouch.

It, of course, depends on who's the guy punching me. If it's Mike Tyson and he's going to dislocate/obliterate my jaw, it's gonna be pricey. Then again, if it's one of my classmates, swing away.

From an average finnish male adult, I'd try to milk as much as I can. Though I think I could go with 75/100 euros.
 

Rastien

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Prefer not to get hit myself but i have a list of people i want to punch in the face for £10,000 chris evans ranks quite highly as does jeremy clarkson
 

BathorysGraveland

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If it's a good looking female, no price.

If it's anyone else, I dunno. $100 - $200 or so. I'd have to be reasonable.
 

SckizoBoy

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Reminds me of Dirty Harry (can't remember which one) when the bad guy asks... someone to beat the crap out of him for a hundred bucks... clever... if masochistic... sort of...
 

Jamash

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It all depends on the person, their size, strength, weight and punching experience.

If they were a small skinny girl who'd never thrown a punch in her life, then the risk would be minimal so my fee would be relatively small, but still as substantial as the significant risk.

If they were a larger, stronger professional fighter with well versed techniques and world renown 1 punch KO power, then probably more money than they could afford, even if they were earning elite professional boxing kind of money (i.e. $50 million+ per fight).

Letting someone punch you in the jaw full force with preparation (as opposed to being sucker punched in a fight) is so risky that it would take an insane amount of money (and a emergency team and medical facilities standing by) for me to consent.