Atkinson: Gamers Are More Threatening Than Bikers

Jason Danger Keyes

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I think someone should roll up to his doorstep on a harley, decked in spiked leather, and playing a PSP. He'll have a heart attack.
 

Ekonk

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Why is this man making those rules? Why, why, why? What is God trying to tell us? I can't take it anymore. To anyone living in Australia: my sincere condolences.
 

Octorok

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Three months ago my friend's older brother got chain-whipped by a nasty biker who wanted a fight. 18 inch scar down his back.

Once, I threw a controller at my cousin and he got a small bruise.

Mr. Atkinson, you're fighting a losing battle with not only no dignity or any sense of perspective, but you're a pathetic person to try and pass off this tripe in an attempt to get sympathy.
 

Centrophy

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SextusMaximus said:
I'm proposing a serious measure but...

Would 4chan come in use here? We can use them for good!
Dude, no. The Chan can only being used in the pursuit of the lulz.
 

ottenni

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Wait so if gamers hate him, and bikers hate him, maybe he should take the hint. Hes a douche.
 

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That's just... What was he expecting? He thinks gamers are dangerous, then gets surprised when they react to demonstrate that their opinion is equally as strong as his.

There's no point in him saying "they have the right to make their opinion known through proper channels"; clearly they don't think he is getting the message. And he did make some very taunt-like statements.

He can either try to understand what makes people hate him so much, or continue his current stance out of determination aka spite.
 

Master_of_Oldskool

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Interesting. Biker Gangs. A demographic which hasn't been considered dangerous since the mid 80's at the very latest. Not to mention a demographic that my father and grandfather are both part of. You know what? I sincerely want to somehow get some sort of instant Australian citizenship just to vote against Atkinson in the next ellection, I really do. This is bull.
 

Lim3

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The coalition of bikers and gamers against Atkinson.

His lucky someone didn't stick a match under his door.
 

Lim3

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the1ultimate said:
That's just... What was he expecting? He thinks gamers are dangerous, then gets surprised when they react to demonstrate that their opinion is equally as strong as his.

There's no point in him saying "they have the right to make their opinion known through proper channels"; clearly they don't think he is getting the message. And he did make some very taunt-like statements.

He can either try to understand what makes people hate him so much, or continue his current stance out of determination aka spite.
We did make a statement through the proper channels and he dismissed it. Thats what is pissing everyone off the most. He refuses to listen to us, and the complains when we go to extra lengths to state our opinion.
 

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I say we find the most suave gamer on this site, have him court Atkinson's daughter, go steady for a few months or so to earn her trust, gradually start getting her to experiment, and finally mail him a video of his daughter getting fucked with a 360 controller. Conflict resolution!
 

008Zulu_v1legacy

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Some of the posts here remind me of the Simpsons ep where a group of nerds chase the football team off the field.

Keep in mind Atkinson is a Christian, he believes the sun revolves around the Earth, it is only 6500 years old, children are innocent youngsters who are happy rolling a hoop down the street and that you can get a pack of chips, an ice cream and a soft drink all for 50 cents, with enough change for a newspaper and bus fare home.