Atkinson: Gamers Are More Threatening Than Bikers

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JaredXE said:
Wow, Australian biker gangs must be pretty f'n weak that he considers them less of a threat than gamers.
no, Australian gamers are f'n strong!!

damn him. his logic is shit.

and that shit is bananas.

in all seriousness, he hasn't a leg to stand on. the point of restricting games is so that younger people cant play it. if anything should be banned, its retarded parents. like the ones who let their children play mw2, or manhunt, or whatever you like. mature games are for mature people. if their kid winds up stabbing another because they saw it on a game, its because the parents are dumb enough to let their kids play games not recommended for them. their children should be taken away from them until they are told how to raise children. i was raised to have respect for people, and was never spoiled. we do things as a family often, and my parents were a major influence in my life. if kids are just given whatever they want, they will remain immature for the rest of their lives.

so in summary:

Dont Ban Games, Ban Stupid Parents
 

flaming_squirrel

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Think I might go outside on my bicycle and threaten some bikers with broken pieces of my Halo 3 disk now, they better be afraid, them things are pointy.
 

Emptywalls

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Wow once again the Australian ban hammer is about to FALL!!Its just a game!Their all just games!!!LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!!! XD
 

Chris8016

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Lets just be thankful that its always the idiots in power who can't construct a genuine debate or argument and therefore will blow over in time who take objection to video games.
 

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Catkid906 said:
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Catkid906 said:
I know what I'm coming as for Hallowe'en this year. And I would fly out to Australia, just to hear your opinion on my costume Mr Atkinson.

A Gaming Cosplayer. I shall dress up as Sephiroth, with actual Masamune.
i dont think theyl let masamune on the plane sadly full size or not
Ah ha! That is why I hide Masamune in individual parts within 10 different stuffed animals in 5 bags and of course hide the parts in Lead Foil. And if they ask me about the animals, I'll say "I'm a Cosplayer" and they'll let me go!
could work but how are you going to get masumune to atkinson
I drive to him, right at his front door, and pull Masamune out of the back of my rented car! Ah ha!

Okay... coming up with this plan, and the elaborate details seems rather creepy. I'm going to take a mental health check up.
Im guessing the result will say criminal master mind even I don't think that far ahead i just make things explode
 

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JusticarPhaeton said:
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I don't know who sends me this filthy material, but I get my electoral office email spammed.
Hah, it seems Yahtzee's plan worked.
This is one of the problems. He blindly stereotypes us for spamming him with death threats and trash, we spam him with death threats and trash because... he's stereotyping us. I think it's really that he doesn't realise the internet community's bark is much louder than its bite. It's like, i don't know, if you plopped the Queen of England into an Xbox live match of Halo, resplendent with badmouthing douchebags.
an eye for and eye in other words
 

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It all makes sense now all his common sense and decency is stuck in between his teeth in that MASSIVE gap, we shouldn't hate him we should pitch in for a dentist.
 

BuckBuckton

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This is what makes me think Atkinson has never played a video game.

How would he react to a Biker who is also a Gamer?

ryai458 said:
stuck in between his teeth in that MASSIVE gap, we shouldn't hate him we should pitch in for a dentist.
Haha, I was waiting for someone to say it.
 

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I've never heard of gamers getting into bar-fight brawls and burning shit down. Plus, there's no episode of South Park calling all gamers "fags."

I never thought of it that way- him being a tyrant, but that's exactly how it sounds.
 

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a friend of mine just dropped a GENIOUS remark upon hearing this news: :D

this fucker should try to take away the motorcycles from the bikers.
then we will see who is more dangerous...
can't stop laughing, but oh so true^^
 

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Hold up... time for some maths:
If Gamers > Bikers
Bikers = leather + bikes + guns , and
I = gamer + leather:
Mr. Atkinson, I am a 17 yr old virgin on the other side of the globe, sitting at a computer. FEAR ME!
 

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brunothepig said:
Ya know, threatening him isn't helping. Although, that "threatening letter" it showed in magazine cutouts said. "i can haz R18 rating plz? kthxbai"
How can that even be misconstrued as threatening?
You got a link to to it by chance. Because I'm about ready to call bullshit on this whole threatining letter nonsense.
 

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The Cake Is Annoying said:
This man is married with 3 sons and a daughter (source - WP). Those poor kids. I hope they have a good doctor because they may well die of embarassment.
Fun facts one of those sons is also a competitive gamer.
 

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The Cake Is Annoying said:
Don't go talking smack you jackasses. You're giving that man job security like you would not believe.

Gamers make such an excellent scapegoat. They're relatively new as a subculture, incredibly vocal, stereotypically antisocial, pathetically poorly organised as an interest group, only vaguely defined, and spout some of the most incredibly inflamatory crap you can read on the internet. And they're omnipresent. And poorly understood by older generations.

Plus since "gamer" is such a poorly defined term, the word can be pulled out and used to label anyone who does anything that can be condemned. Someone shoot someone else? Did they ever play one game of Contra? Oh my! "Ban that horrific murder training software! Think of the children!" The tabloid papers get sold, the readers who know no different get scared. And people like Atkinson get influencial.

And then the online knee jerk outrage and contraversy happens; Atkinson couldn't hope for more ludicrous threats and bullshit directed at him. He gets to position himself as a man confronting the dangerous and deranged. As a fearless statesman who'll do his job even when he's being threatened, a man of courage and duty.

If his aides and PR pull it off, he winds up looking like a hero because of some mouthy nerds on the internet who are sick of what he's doing to their passtime. Great job guys; really your finest hour. Bravo.

And so long as people see his side of the story without seeing a human face of gamers presenting their side of the argument he's going to stay in power defending the good people of Croyden from phantoms, boogeymen and flesh eating Halo fanboys.

So to the muppets in the tread here: kindly stop helping his PR machine feed a siege mentality in Croyden. Do everything you can to starve the tabloids of fuel for the myth of threatening gamers, 'til they're forced to deal with the reality that they're perfectly ordinary. And then let their readers judge for themselves if the likes of Michael Atkinson is too manipulative to be trustworthy to make decisions that impact on a national level.

To the Escapist: I hope the banhammer is kept close at hand for treads surrounding this man. Jack Thompson knew the value of showing mouthy gamers comments in an argument, and it won him credibility when he was saying the most incredible rubbish ever before judges. Don't allow a culture of mouth breathing dumbasses without impulse control to royally screw over everyone who ever enjoyed Pacman or Portal. Please, warn-and-ban anyone who helps this man screw Australian gamers over; otherwise this issue is only going to spread and grow the world over.
Do you really think hes got people reading every game forum out there trolling for quotes to use against us? You are waaaaaayy too paranoid. All I see are people using the internet to express thier anger and outrage over this grave injustice. You should have seen the stuff written about Jack Thompson. I think they even made a flash game starring Thompson where he goes on a shooting spree at a game developer. That didn't stop us from succesfully destroying every shred of credibility he had left. Hell there was a governor from some midwestern state who killed an anti-gaming bill that Thompsonn helped promote, when it became apparent Thompson was a god damn loon.
 

Tairan

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If he said where he lived live how long do you think it will take for him to be killed?, id give him 1 hour.
 

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judging by the fact this guy is a fucking modern day crusader by how much he goes after this stuff, I have a fealing that he's going to cheat his ass into office again. and I hope the guy who put the note there(the question still going how he knew "IT WS AT 2 A CLOK LOLOL!!!111ONEONEONE") flipped off any kind of camera he had. and I noticed he didn't mention what the note said, so I'm guessing he made that up. and does us being better than biker gangs mean we could take on Mad Max and win? if so, TO AUSTRALIA, DOWN WITH ATKINSON!