Back In My Day....

[Stoic raptor]

We never hade those home consoles back then, we had to settle with pac-man.

I ran out of bullet for my Ak-47!!

 

[Neonbob]

Back in my day, a "failure on the internet" meant that we launched a nuke or two! Not this pussy footing about of "someone did something stupid" phenomenon.

I had to make my own meals today.

 

[Zetsubou]

Back in my day we made all our own meals. It consisted of hunting your food, skinning it so you could sleep in it and survive the night, then eating the meat raw.

I should start my essay

 

[TheSentinel]

Back in my day, we didn't have no pencils or paper. We had rocks. And chisels. If you couldn't chisel out your essay, you had to memorize it. And if you couldn't memorize it, you had to invent a new way to record information. So I did. I invented the internet!

My car flew off a cliff.

 

[Dorian]

Back in my day, the cars we had didn't have any of this flight techno-boobly. We had to use them ol' Fords to get places. And they stayed on the durn ground, too!

I think I saw a UFO!

 

[Neonbob]

Back in mah day, we didn't think so, we knew so! Because if we saw one, they abducted us, and then used us for heinous tests!

I fixed my leaky roof!

 

[Zetsubou]

Edit: Damn you neonninja
A roof? Back in my day we always ran shirtless in the rain. We had no shame, we lived and died in the cold and wet.

This thread didn't die.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my day, We didn't have no new-fangled internets to make threads we used a bulletin board in the town square which we used to sell tables, We didn't have time with the war to be online talking to other whippersnappers. In fact what is a thread?

I just passed my driving exam!

 

[Sassafrass]

Back in my day, we didn't use other peoples kidneys. We used beer cans with whistles strapped to them.

I got £100,000.

 

[deathless14]

back in my day we didnt have money we gave people grain for what we wanted

my dog has radiation poisoning

 

[Pm0n3y]

Back in mah day we didn't have dogs, we had velociraptors! Yeah, they were hard to train, but at least they were better hunters than your "dog" could ever be!

I just finished a nice bowl of cereal.

 

[Zetsubou]

Back in my day, we didn't have cereal. We ate tacks and dirt, and we never had milk either. We had to eat it with the tears of our enemies.

I'm going to sleep

 

[COR 2000]

Pfft, tough it out, wimp. Back in MY day, we didn't have no joints! Whenever we engaged in war, we never sided with someone else, no sirrie! All we had were constant free-for-alls, we didn't have no joint-strike operations!

I'll eventually age!

 

[irishdelinquent]

pssh, pansy. Back in my day we were too busy being lumberjacks to age! You don't notice silly things like the passage of time while cutting down trees or eating lunches.

I have homework that I really need to do.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my day, If you didn't get your homework done, you'd get a whippin'! Though we didn't get much because of all the paper shortage.

I'm so late for work!

 

[Dorian]

Back in my day, we didn't have to go to work. You lived there! And if you didn't do anything, you'd get a good shot to the temple, you would.

I saw a cow burst into flames.

 

[Zetsubou]

Back in my day we didn't have any conflagratin cows. We had to cook em ourselves using proper lightning strikes.

I refuse to let this die.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Back in my day, we had to let things die out, we didn't have any fancy revival technology.

My ride home was late!

 

[SimpleChimp]

Back in my day we didn't have a home to ride to. We were nomads, just packing up and riding away on our horses.

My dick fell off!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Back in my day, They'd fall off randomly every few minutes. You'd be in the middle of a conversation then *thump*. Diseases were a lot more serious then this STD nonsense.

My Lightbulb just burned out!