Back In My Day....

[Zetsubou]

Back in my day we touched everyone all the time, because communities consisted of giant balls of people all clinging to each other.

I just saved money on my insurance.

 

[Zetsubou]

Sexy? Back in my day we didn't have sexy. We had sex with anything that moved. Including animals. Which is how you were born.

Footie pajamas, I needn't say more.

 

[Timotei]

Well back in my day we used to ride dinosaurs to school everyday! IN THE SNOW!

 

[Zetsubou]

Back in my day we listened to the shrill screams of the dying. It was our only entertainment, and made real men.

Boondocks is on.

 

[ajb924]

Back in my day there was no "Boon" in our docks our docks were for the people returning from the revolutionary war! That was the real war! No lazer sighted vision or auto target machines!

I can text

 

[Dorian]

Back in my day, we didn't even HAVE the word text! We just built big-ass bonfires and used smoke-signals to communicate. Then we invented email.

I saw a jackrabbit.

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

Back in my day we didn't have no jackrabbits, we taped antlers to our sister and force fed her carrots through a straw.

I love playing video games.

 

[War Penguin]

Back in my day we didn't have no video games. We just through rocks at each other and it make us manlier by the minute.

I my favorite band is getting worse.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

well back in MY day it took YEARS for bands to get around with carrages! you'd hear a new song every 2 years! wh by the time they sucked you'd have started a new band.

I like listening to metal "the music genre) and people hitting peices of metal together

 

[ajb924]

Back in my day, we wouldn't have music or metal. We had sound to keep us entertained. The sound of our footsteps running from the leoprodaun! And we fought it with rocks! We didn't even have wood!

I have an avatar

 

[SteakHeart]

Back in my day, the only Avatar was the one you drew in the ground! We would pull out a stick and draw them on the ground, right where they're supposed to be. And then we rubbed 'em out and made new ones! On our buttocks! I tell you, they take up skin space pretty quickly. That's why women never go to bed with me. Heck, one time I was in the bar and...ZZZ...

I just did Yoga.

[small] Does this game remind anyone of Sarge? Or have I just been watching too much Red vs. Blue?[/small]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

[sub] It does a little XD [/sub]

In my day, there was no need for Yoga! There was no time to be relaxed and you kept limber from running everywhere and chopping wood!

I just had an awesome nap.

 

[Azraellod]

[sup]It reminds me of grandpa from the Simpsons actually, but sarge fits in well too now you mention it.[/sup]

Nap? In my day we never took naps. We didn't believe in them, and I still swear by that philosophy today. In fact, I remember one time when...ZZZ...

I just got told a long and boring story.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my day, short stories would last months, in some cases long stories would kill off whole generations before they met the end...In fact i remember one particular story that went on for several eons, i can recall it was a hot day in july when me and my youngns went fishing...Zzz.

I just failed my chemestry class!

 

[Dorian]

Back in my day, if we failed a class, we wouldn't get off as easily as you! We'd have to take a beating from the Board of Education first! And there were some people who failed classes on purposes. No idea why.....

I just shot a squirrel.

 

[Neonbob]

PAH! Back in my day, we had to chase them down with a twenty pound stick, and beat them to death! And if you weren't quick enough, the damn things would get to their overlords, which were thirty feet tall with laser fangs! That's right! We were so good, we had technology that you forgot how to use!

I am the coolest kid in school.

 

[Zetsubou]

Back in my day, we didn't have school. As soon as we could crawl, we were sent off to work in the factory. Got all sortsa cool stories and scars from that experiance.

I nuked a whale

 

[SteakHeart]

Back in my day, we'd only nuke rhinos! They made some pretty good meat! Mmm, I remember my first rhino sandwich. Tasted good, but then I got radiation poisoning.

I never really was on your side.

 

[Zetsubou]

Back in my day, we didn't have no stinkin sides. Everyone hated everyone, it was anarchy and madness in its purest form.

I need to work out.

 

[TheSentinel]

Back in my day, your job was a workout! You had to carry cows from one side of the farm to the other, sometimes all say! It didn't really accomplish anything, but it was work, dammit!

My NES broke!