Bald caps for facial hair?

[DarklordKyo]

If the stars align on the 13th day of the 13th year, and I lose a decent amount of weight, I was thinking of getting into cosplay. The problem is that most characters I want to cosplay are clean shaven.

As I don't want to lose my Van Dyck, is there some sort of bald cap for facial hair?

 

[Kolby Jack]

The cool thing about facial hair is that it grows back fairly quickly. But no, there isn't as far as google knows other than a joke video on youtube. I assume it's because unlike your scalp, your jaw moves a lot and constantly.

So yeah, shave or cosplay something with a goofy beard.

 

[Baffle]

What you're looking for is a Wacaday Plaster. Don't get excited, this is a joke answer.

 

[Sonmi]

You could dye it the colour of your skin, make it blend in.

Fleshbeards are the creepiest thing though.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Yeah man, I think your best bet is to shave it. Unless you've got a truly glorious beard that's been handed down to you from the Viking warriors of Valhalla on high. Then just do your cosplay character but *with beard*

 

[Zhukov]

This is legitimately one of the weirdest questions I've ever seen on this forum.

I mean... how would that even work?

 

[Bobular]

Pick a character that wears a mask, I did that with a few characters and you also end up with a cool mask.

Spoiler

 

[bdeamon]

Just do it with a beard. Personally, I'm more impressed by the effort than accuracy.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

This is legitimately one of the weirdest questions I've ever seen on this forum.

I mean... how would that even work?

Did you see the thread where one guy asked for a way to damage his taste buds because he took the taste of food too seriously?
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/538.941711-How-to-safely-dull-taste-buds

HOLY FUCK I just realized it's the OP of this thread

Hey Kyo, are you okay? What ever happened with that?

 

[DarklordKyo]

Did you see the thread where one guy asked for a way to damage his taste buds because he took the taste of food too seriously?
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/538.941711-How-to-safely-dull-taste-buds

HOLY FUCK I just realized it's the OP of this thread

Hey Kyo, are you okay? What ever happened with that?

Never went through with it, don't worry.

 

[DarklordKyo]

This is legitimately one of the weirdest questions I've ever seen on this forum.

I mean... how would that even work?

There are a lot of creative, and adventurous, people on Kickstarter. Figured someone would've found a way to, at least, potentially make it work (maybe extremely flexible plaster, or something like that).

That, or an existing invention found a use that way. Toilet paper and bubble wrap used, respectively, to be wrapping paper and wallpaper after all.

 

[Just Ebola]

This is legitimately one of the weirdest questions I've ever seen on this forum.

I mean... how would that even work?

Did you see the thread where one guy asked for a way to damage his taste buds because he took the taste of food too seriously?
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/538.941711-How-to-safely-dull-taste-buds

HOLY FUCK I just realized it's the OP of this thread

Hey Kyo, are you okay? What ever happened with that?

This is super off-topic, but are also the guy who was thinking of changing his legal name to "Darth Cruxis" a few years back? That's actually become a story I've told to friends and family over the years, it's kind of taken on a life of it's own. Anyways, I could be wrong, but if I'm not, I think we can officially crown you as the guy who asks the weirdest questions on the Escapist.

OT: No...Most people would love to see a Van Dyke perish, why would you fight so hard to keep yours? Beards are generally gross anyways, just go clean shaven.

 

[DarklordKyo]

OT: No...Most people would love to see a Van Dyke perish, why would you fight so hard to keep yours? Beards are generally gross anyways, just go clean shaven.

I like to adopt Geralt of Rivia's stance on why to keep a beard, it adds to my dignity. Appreciate the input, but I'd rather not if possible.

 

[JValdovinos]

Hey there! Why do you need a bald cap for facial hair? Van Dyke perish beard style is so cool. And , the cool thing about facial hair is they can grow quite fast, if you know the tricks and nuances to grow a one. There are many beard styles [https://www.beard-growth.com/beard-types-styles] one can sport according to the face shape like a goatee, a full beard, the Alan Rickman style, duck beard , etc. All in all beard do look good on anyone and should try once to grow out one.