Batman XXX: A Surprisingly Faithful Porn Parody

mrm5561

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wow really. i fear the things batman will be pulling out of his utility belt
 

Therumancer

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Well, pornographic parodies/satires on super heroes are old. What makes this one differant is that they were actually able to use the Batman characters as opposed to analogies to them. Given the copyrights mentioned it seems that DC Comics is fully in support of this project for whatever reason.

That said, someone already mentioned "Orgazmo" (which was not a porn movie, despite the plot) and of course you had things like "Penthouse Comix" and characters like "Night Girl" (for straight porn)... but that isn't the same thing.

I suppose this shouldn't surprise me terribly given the existance of mature/adult comics labels being run by the major comics studios. DC has both Wildstorm and Vertigo. While not straight porn "The Authority" has analogies to Batman and Superman as a gay couple.

This is not to say anything about all of the fetish costumes (especially batman and batgirl inspired) sold for big bucks to the kinky by leatherworkers.

Ah well, all rambling aside I think this one is making history to be honest, and truthfully it shouldn't surprise me as much as it did at first, because as I've been rambling about, the industry has been moving in this direction for a while.

Makes me wonder what Marvel is going to liscence out for a porno in response.... I'd be very surprised if it doesn't happen.
 

TheNumber1Zero

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Well, considering that nothing is sacred, this should have been suspected.

I wonder if they were able to get Adam West to do a cameo?
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Lord_Jaroh

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My question is: Will it be in 3D? Time to fully push those new TVs on suburbia...with porn!
 

shogunblade

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All I can think of is that line Yahtzee said during Batman: Arkham Asylum, and I quote:

I thought we perfected this technology; Push the analog stick to run, push half way to walk, this also would have freed up a button that could have been used for....I don't know, The Bat Spank?
With that being said, I don't even watch porn and yet, I'm actually intrigued to buy and or rent this (not for the obvious reasons to watch Batman Porn; Just to see how close it is to the great show starring the Epic Adam West), now if Netflix will just put this on their site, I'll rent.
 

Blimey

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There's some good names in there.

Awesome.

However, I was confused by your wording in the article. Do Batman and Robin get their bone on...with each-other? Cause...well...that wouldn't be very conducive to my...errr...happy slappy time.
 

Formica Archonis

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Oh my God, Randy Spears has a mustache covered over with makeup. This is GENIUS!

Doubt I'd watch it, as I'd probably find the sex rather creepy, but still, this is genius!
 

tehroc

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Sjakie said:
i would watch this for the lulz, the porn is a nice bonus. I also wonder what Ron Jeremy is doing in this movie?
I would say The Penguin.
 

RatRace123

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Hmm, I kinda want to see this. For more than just the porn, I want to see it because it looks legitimately entertaining and funny. In a cheesy, campy... nudey kinda way.
 

Shoggoth2588

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hm ... This looks like a non-anime porn I can enjoy for the plot o.o! I should see if my local adult novelty store will have any in stock.
 

a stranger

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teutonicman said:
Batman: "Hmmmm I forgot to wear a condom, better give her the old bat-pill."
don't you mean the bat-condom?
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wow that is pretty funny i didn't think it was a porno until i saw the riddler.
 

Frank_Sinatra_

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Random Argument Man said:
Am I the only one who thinks a Batman porn parody wasn't necessary after seeing this movie?
That right there is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.
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nicholaxxx

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...kay, all this has done is make it more awesome that my friends jokingly refer to porn as 'batman'
 

Mr. Gency

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Tom Goldman said:
most people are only going to download it for free anyway
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