Battling Euphemisms (Might Contain Inappropriate Language)

[Lord Beautiful]

I will name an object, an action, or anything that strikes my mind (any base topic that would yeild euphemisms), and the players will come up with a euphemism for it. When it seems that no one else has any more euphemisms for the base topic, I will decide which of the euphemisms presented amuses me most and declare the user who came up with it the winner for that round. Afterwards, the winner will choose the next base topic and be the judge for that round of euphemisms, and whoever he/she picks as the most clever user is next judge for the next round, and so on and so forth.

Base Topic #1: Masturbation

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Jingling the coinpurse

 

[Dastardos]

Beating your meat like it owes you money

 

[RedDiablo]

Murdering your chicken.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Making God cry..

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Going blind/Growing my palm hair..

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Having a wank..

 

[Berethond]

"Triple Posting"

 

[the fifth]

making friends with one-eyed willy

 

[Dastardos]

Making Ceaser Salad Dressing

 

[Ultrajoe]

Drawing the Sword
Greasing the Sheathe
Cleaning the Weapon (Add 'and it went off' for added hilarity)

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

Choking the dolphin.

 

[meatloaf231]

Shaking hands with the bishop.

 

[Radelaide]

Button mashing

 

[Jobz]

Shaking your fist at your ex-girlfriend.

 

[Soigieoto]

Polishing your shaft.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Quicktime event...or...Pressing X to not die.

 

[Tattaglia]

Shaking hands with Dr Jerkov.
Changing to fifth gear.
Opening up the sluice gate.

 

[Librarian Mike]

Pulling the goalie.

 

[Adam Jenson]

Meeting Pamela Handerson
Shaking hands with Ben Franklin
Manning the rocket
Polishing the pewter