Breakdown said:
The Flat Earth Society Conspiracy Theory. There's a few different variations on this depending on which Flat Earth theorist you ask but my favourite is this one.
NASA are assuming the Earth is a globe when it's really flat. Due to this misunderstanding and the scientific implications of a flat Earth they have been unable to send anything into orbit, let alone reach the moon. To cover for their failures NASA have instead spent all of their budget on developing the technology needed to fake all space exploration.
Damn you. You beat me too it.
But you have left out some of the best parts, like how Antarctica doesn't actually exist, it's actually a wall of ice around the outside of the Earth (almost like
The Wall). And did i mention that teams of American secret agents patrol it on snowmobiles? Because teams of American secret agents patrol it on snowmobiles.
Or the explanation for why there are different timezones when the world is disk shaped; apparently the sun operates like a spot light not the omni light that it should, only illuminating certain parts at a time. And this
just so happens to work out exactly as if the Earth were round ... but it's not, its flat.
Or the explanation for why you can see the mast of a ship on the horizon before the hull; because light actually bends upwards at a rate that it
just so happens to make the Earth seem round. Even though a large amount of their reasons for believing are based on a botched version of the
bedford level experiment, and the conclusions reached within it are dependent upon light
not bending upward.
Or the explanation of why flight times seem to be consistent with the distances give for a round Earth when the flat Earth map makes traveling around the planet at lower latitudes seem as if it would take much longer. The explanation, time moves faster around the outside so that it
just so happens to make the Earth seem round ... but it's not, its flat.