Best out of context quotes.

[Kae]

So anyway today I said something really silly, and I was wondering what things have you said that sound awful or hilarious?

Anyway my entry is:

Being in love♥ would be a lot of fun, specially human/werewolf love♥

Spoiler: Of course it can be made worse by adding more of the post and a little bit of editing.

Love♥ would be a lot of fun, specially human/werewolf love♥, however I've never done something like this before so I don't know if I should...
I guess I can try...
If I'm bad at it you can always kill me...

Why yes that looks like poorly written fan-fiction.

Spoiler: Unedited post, to avoid looking like a pervert.

Ok this sounds fun, I guess I can enter, it sounds like being in love♥ would be a lot of fun, specially human/werewolf love♥, however I've never done something like this before so I don't know if I should, but I guess I can try, if I'm bad at it you can always kill me off.

See? It wasn't that bad, it didn't stop me from blushing after I noticed it.
[sub]OK, there was no need for this explanation, I just didn't want to look like a pervert, you don't have to put one.
[sub]I like red hearts ♥[/sub][/sub]

 

[madwarper]

"I'd like just enough meat to fill my mouth"
~Random guy ordering a sandwich from the deli I worked at

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Context is for the weak.

 

[Frybird]

As a gamer, these things come naturally.

Like yesterday, when i told someone that i finally realized i can use lava for my furnace.

(Or the countless times whenever i sounded like a complete maniac out of context when telling someone funny anecdotes from FPS, RPG or Actiongames)

 

[repeating integers]

IRC channels are generally great for this.

you know just cause black people doesnt know how to use irc doesnt mean you guys should just shout out niggers all day long

you know whats cool?
someone actually calculated what would happen if someone came with the force of 1000 suns.
LOOOOOOL

@Bowkers: I've been to York
@Bowkers: it was interesting
@Bowkers: there's a building there which was burned by the English to kill the Jews that they'd herded into it.
@Bowkers: not a bad city

black
don't be an ass to roflmao
ok that came like four hours too late
because neither one of them is in here
and this is the wrong channel
wow that was just massive IRCfail
I should just kick myself
* Moleman was kicked by Moe (.)
what do you know, I failed at that too

i like just building cruise missiles
i don't try to win
i try to piss the other guy off as much as i can

<@Trizzdog> oh sweet jesus, now a giant bat, a naked mole dog, a ratman, and a giant are chasing me down
<@Trizzdog> fuck fuck fuck

 

[DoPo]

IRC channels are generally great for this.

Thanks for reminding me of this

oh man
I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind
and it exploded
ALMOST all over my keyboard
but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
:<

Anyway, I was walking past two guys who were chatting. And I overheard the following

...and after you burn it, you shave the dog.

I still don't know what were they talking about.

 

[Griffolion]

Many years ago I was walking down the street of my estate with my friend talking about Morrowind. We walked passed this elderly couple, just as I said "so then I stabbed him with my spear.".

Needless to say, funny looks were given.

 

[SckizoBoy]

*in a slightly whiney voice*
It's just not going in!

Cue sniggers from the guys (including me) sitting around her, and her bemused reaction.

 

[Varis]

IRC channels are generally great for this.


black
don't be an ass to roflmao
ok that came like four hours too late
because neither one of them is in here
and this is the wrong channel
wow that was just massive IRCfail
I should just kick myself
* Moleman was kicked by Moe (.)
what do you know, I failed at that too

Priceless! FML, eh?

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

"Hooray for the Nazis! Hooray! Hooray for the Nazis, everyone! Yaaay!!! Hooray for the Nazis, yesssss!!!"
-Charlie Brooker


"We couldn't fit it all in..."
-Carrot Top, MLP:FiM

"Umm, I'm just wondering if it's okay if I hold you down against your will for a little bit?"
-Fluttershy, MLP:FiM

 

[Suijen]

"Do you realize how stupid we are? Don't underestimate us!"

Gintama is the King of comedy.

 

[Woodsey]

"I'd like just enough meat to fill my mouth"
~Random guy ordering a sandwich from the deli I worked at

That would have put me on the floor for a solid 5 minutes.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

'If I were a serial killer I would make sure to always kill people in the shower.'

In the context of discussing how to make serial killers in fiction scary? It makes a lot more sense.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Yeah, he'll look progressively more sad until he gets weird and sticky

 

[Alcamonic]

"Paint the man, cut the lines! Paint the man, cut the lines!"

 

[OutcastBOS]

Two kids in my Gym class were coming out of the locker room after the class was over. This is what one said to the other as they were coming out. "Yeah, thanks a lot man. Now my wrist is gonna be sore."