Some say the end is near.
Some say well see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bulls--- three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless f------ hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. any f------ day.
Learn to swim, Ill see you down in Arizona bay.
Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your cable and
Fret for your car.
Its a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless f------ hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. any f------ day.
Learn to swim, Ill see you down in Arizona bay.
Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by fault-lines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dips---s.
Some say the end is near.
Some say well see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this
Silly s---, stupid s---...
One great big festering neon distraction,
Ive a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
Learn to swim.
Moms gonna fix it all soon.
Moms comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.
Learn to swim.
F--- L. Ron Hubbard and
F--- all his clones.
F--- all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.
Learn to swim.
F--- retro anything.
F--- your tattoos.
F--- all you junkies and
F--- your short memory.
Learn to swim.
F--- smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
F--- these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.
Learn to swim.
Cuz Im praying for rain
And Im praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.
Time to bring it down again.
Dont just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I cant imagine why you wouldnt
Welcome any change, my friend.
I wanna see it all come down.