Best use of swearing in a song

Siris

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My personal favorite is from Master Exploder by Tenacious D

I do not need
A microphone
My voice is f---ing
POWERFUL!
 

ThePoodonkis

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Apr 22, 2008
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Some say the end is near.
Some say well see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bulls--- three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless f------ hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. any f------ day.
Learn to swim, Ill see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your cable and
Fret for your car.
Its a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless f------ hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. any f------ day.
Learn to swim, Ill see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by fault-lines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dips---s.

Some say the end is near.
Some say well see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly s---, stupid s---...

One great big festering neon distraction,
Ive a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Moms gonna fix it all soon.
Moms comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

F--- L. Ron Hubbard and
F--- all his clones.
F--- all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

F--- retro anything.
F--- your tattoos.
F--- all you junkies and
F--- your short memory.

Learn to swim.

F--- smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
F--- these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz Im praying for rain
And Im praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Dont just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I cant imagine why you wouldnt
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
 

Bored Tomatoe

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ThePoodonkis said:
Some say the end is near.
Some say well see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bulls--- three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless f------ hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. any f------ day.
Learn to swim, Ill see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your cable and
Fret for your car.
Its a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless f------ hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. any f------ day.
Learn to swim, Ill see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by fault-lines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dips---s.

Some say the end is near.
Some say well see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly s---, stupid s---...

One great big festering neon distraction,
Ive a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Moms gonna fix it all soon.
Moms comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

F--- L. Ron Hubbard and
F--- all his clones.
F--- all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

F--- retro anything.
F--- your tattoos.
F--- all you junkies and
F--- your short memory.

Learn to swim.

F--- smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
F--- these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz Im praying for rain
And Im praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Dont just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I cant imagine why you wouldnt
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
Tool is great eh?
Korn - K@#0%! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34lSkoFPZXM&feature=related
 

DannyBoy451

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Jan 21, 2009
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"I'll take Manhattan in a garbage bag
With latin written on it that says
'It's hard to give a shit these days' "

Lou Reed; Romeo Had Juliette.

Also: Fuck censorship.
 

WolfThomas

Man must have a code.
Dec 21, 2007
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A favourite

Hilltop Hoods, Blue Blooded, "I never kiss and tell instead I fuck it and brag"

Anthem by the Rock and Roll soldiers is pretty awesome.
 

Mr0llivand3r

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Aug 10, 2008
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Fuck This World - Slipknot
Two Ton Paperweight - Psychostick
Down with the Sickness - Disturbed
 

darthzack79

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Mar 31, 2008
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Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
motherfuckers!

-Killing In the Name by Rage Against the Machine-
 

Erana

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Feb 28, 2008
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I could fuck your brains out, but I don't feel like that tonight. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwDxtM4Au94]
(Ignore trippy video)
 

LewsTherin

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Jun 22, 2008
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That one by....I believe it's by Offspring/Sum 41/Billy talent. You'll know the one I mean.
 

Mstrswrd

Always playing Touhou. Always.
Mar 2, 2008
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The remix of Christian (SP?) Bale freaking out on the light guy.

It's somewhat NSFW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTihsJQHt48&eurl=http://www.phillyd.tv/2009/02/03/the-christian-bale-song/
 

Siegreich

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Jun 24, 2008
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In a song by the Toten Hosen (German punk band)
Leave everything behind me
all the hate and all the shit
go fuck yourself and farewell

tell the few people
that were my friends here
I'll see you in hell
so i didn't say goodbye
 

ioxles

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Nov 25, 2008
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Anything sung by Detroit Metal City.

http://www.onemanga.com/Detroit_Metal_City/






Funniest manga ever.