Best Zapp Brannigan Quotes!!

[caprisun]

OK so imo Zapp Brannigan is the best cartoon character ever-bar none?
And just thinkin about some of his lines theyre hilarious.

"Rock crushes scissors, but paper covers rock...and scisors cuts paper.
Kif, we have a conondrum. Search them for paper...and bring me a rock."

So yea just if you got any other of his quotes just lash em down

 

[Poomanchu745]

This is gaming discussion. Need to move to off-topic.

 

[Danpascooch]

"If I told you you looked good, would you take your pants off and dance a little?"

Ok, Kif said it, but it did come from Zap's book of pickup lines, so I am counting it.

 

[Aura Guardian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maZnVTKFCQY Here ya go

 

[RanD00M]

Anything that comes from that mans mouth is golden.

 

[Anachronism]

If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.

Checkmate!

 

[messy]

you won't have time for sleeping, not with all the bed making you'll be doing

 

[caprisun]

oh so it is...sorry my mistake

 

[Pimppeter2]

"I have to warn you, I suffer from a very sexy learning disease....What do I call it Kiff?"

"*Sigh*......Sexlexia"

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"Now this is a course with some chest hair!"

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"Want some champagne?" (Pronounced wrong)

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[spoon2big07]

you'l come crawling back like a bird on its belly.....wait a minuite birds dont crawl ....they've been known to!

 

[seious]

my favorite part of a women is the breasts

 

[suck it trebek]

She's built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro!

 

[Abedeus]

my favorite part of a women is the breasts

....Gah. "I find the most erotic part of a woman are the boobies."

I don't think I've ever heard "breasts" on Futurama. I've heard "bosom", but it was on purpose, and anyone who laughs is a communist.

Okay, my favorite quote:

"YOU WIN AGAIN, GRAVITY!!"

Oh, oh. And in a game of chess, you may never let the enemy see your pieces.

 

[Distorted Stu]

If we can hit this bullseye, all the dominos will fall like a house of cards?checkmate!

I say that line alot when im about to win a game or something.

I love the Hubble telescope line:

Kif: It appears to be the mothership.
Zapp: Then what did we just blow up?
Kif: The Hubble Telescope.

 

[Abedeus]

If we can hit this bullseye, all the dominos will fall like a house of cards?checkmate!

I say that line alot when im about to win a game or something.

I love the Hubble telescope line:

Kif: It appears to be the mothership.
Zapp: Then what did we just blow up?
Kif: The Hubble Telescope.

STOP EXPLODING YOU COWARDS!!

 

[Sparkimus Prime]

Kif: Sir, we have an emergency.
Zapp: Come back when it becomes a catastrophe.

 

[NyteRaven]

Can't remember the precise line, but its something along the lines of:-

"we can win this if we have the element of surprise, so, SURPRISE!"

It's the episode with the war against the intelligent Space Hopper things, if that makes sense.