Better-Than-Sex-Cake

[Ramthundar]

Not a recipe, but a curiosity. Is there anything (activity, object, food) that you would consider to be as good or better then sex, as the above mentioned baking-good would suggest.

For me, it is back-rubs. I have a very sensitive back (it's a family condition) and no matter who gives me a back-rub, be it man, women, or Killer Robot, I just purr like a kitten. Literally.
And thank god my girlfriend is good at it. Every time I see her with a smile on her face and a bottle of "Victoria's Secret Lotion," I just get giddy, throwing off my shirt and laying on the bed, waiting for a good time.

...I realize this thread my be taking childishly sexually. I ask that the Escapist Community control themselves, and simply share their thoughts with us.
Please, try not to get to wild. Thank you.

EDIT: Ok...I didn't acctually mean your thing has to be better then sex. I meant that it is something that you REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY....REALLY like.

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

I would say that LSD is better than sex.

 

[Captain Blackout]

Hiking. While stoned.

 

[flare09]

No idea. I guess I have to have sex first to be able to say...

 

[Klagermeister]

Never had it so I wouldn't know.
However, I heard someone say the feeling of urinating is better than sex.

 

[Aqualung]

I wouldn't know, but I'm going to guess Rocky Road ice cream?

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

Anything. Seriously, anything.
the payoff is a lot better.
So's the high (though not a literal high, of course.)

Of course.

 

[chunkydude84]

This.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burger

 

[Dahemo]

Never had it so I wouldn't know.
However, I heard someone say the feeling of urinating is better than sex.

As a follower of both disciplines I would have to concluded that those saying this have not performed one of these activities.

Sex is brilliant, nothing really tops it, except when it's bad sex, in which case you'd rather be doing anything else, spelunking in Hell jumps to mind. I would say, for me, eating Pepperoni pizza and playing rugby are the two things that come closest...

 

[Nova Tendril]

Lobster. Oh god I love Lobster.

 

[goofiegirl2002]

I really wouldn't know but the burning of incense or a very nice scented candle in a dark room i think would be better.

 

[LewsTherin]

Red Velvet Cake. Anyone who has had it knows what I'm talking about.

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

Never had it so I wouldn't know.
However, I heard someone say the feeling of urinating is better than sex.

As a follower of both disciplines I would have to concluded that those saying this have not performed one of these activities.

Sex is brilliant, nothing really tops it, except when it's bad sex, in which case you'd rather be doing anything else, spelunking in Hell jumps to mind. I would say, for me, eating Pepperoni pizza and playing rugby are the two things that come closest...

Sex is way overrated-- especially considering the cost.

 

[teisjm]

Hiking. While stoned.

are you serious? when i've been stoned, the last thing i've wanted to do is stuff that require me to move more than a few feet at a time. stoned for me = couch ftw

I've heard people say that skydiving is better than sex... gotta try it out some day.

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

I make some chili that comes pretty close.

 

[the_baku_eats_dreams]

well, something I really really like is when my head is scratched, it makes me close my eyes and go to my happy place. But nothing, and I mean nothing is better than sex, or giving an orgasm.

 

[ae86gamer]

This.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burger

That my friend looks delicious. But it also looks like it would give me a heart attack

 

[thoraxe5000]

halo 3 and left 4 dead

 

[DannyBoy451]

Being spooned by two women at the same time is probably better than any sex I've had.

 

[paladinkratos]

This.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burger

i wouldn't call that better then sex i would consider it a heart attack on a bun...errr donut