Beware Gamers: Fast Reflexes Means Short Sex

Sir_Montague

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Amnestic post=7.73686.805064 said:
Sir_Montague post=7.73686.804826 said:
HSIAMetalKing post=7.73686.804804 said:
Based on these results, I could just as easily reach the conclusion that being Dutch causes premature ejaculation.
Agreed. This is ridiculous. Ask my girlfriend
"Hey, Sir_Montague's girlfriend! What's he like in bed? Is he a quick shot? Slow? Does he satisfy you in all possible ways you could desire? Is he into buttsex?"

Yeeeeeeah, probably better if I don't >_>
Lol. Yeah, I guess in retrospect that was technically rhetorical...
 
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Sir_Montague post=362.73686.805105 said:
Amnestic post=7.73686.805064 said:
Sir_Montague post=7.73686.804826 said:
HSIAMetalKing post=7.73686.804804 said:
Based on these results, I could just as easily reach the conclusion that being Dutch causes premature ejaculation.
Agreed. This is ridiculous. Ask my girlfriend
"Hey, Sir_Montague's girlfriend! What's he like in bed? Is he a quick shot? Slow? Does he satisfy you in all possible ways you could desire? Is he into buttsex?"

Yeeeeeeah, probably better if I don't >_>
Lol. Yeah, I guess in retrospect that was technically rhetorical...
Is that why they call it a "Dutch Cap"?

(Sorry...sorry...sorry)
 

axia777

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I can personally say that does not apply to me and most likely does not apply to millions of mean around the world. I am sick at WipeOut HD at any mode or league. UnReal? Heads shots all around. What ever. I can last an hour or more if I want to.

Causation does not mean correlation. End of story....
 

HSIAMetalKing

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Sir_Montague post=7.73686.804826 said:
HSIAMetalKing post=7.73686.804804 said:
Based on these results, I could just as easily reach the conclusion that being Dutch causes premature ejaculation.
Agreed. This is ridiculous. Ask my girlfriend
What's her number?
 

PurpleRain

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"Hey baby, I play Bioshock... abnormally slow! And I loose every race in Burnout! Man am I slow at games. Oh yeah!"
 

ward.

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Personaly I think this is good news, because I have shit reflexes and dig gamer chicks.
 

Jumplion

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Khell_Sennet post=7.73686.806313 said:
So if I have the reflexes of a cat on PCP, and can still rock the casba for as long or as short a time as I choose, does that make me a god?
Like you need an actual reason to be called one.

As for the article itself, not enough research was done to really prove anything.
 

milskidasith

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This sure is an... interesting... study. I wonder just how the defined premature ejaculation, as well.

Oh wait, I'm supposed to be making jokes now. >.>
 

TsunamiWombat

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Khell_Sennet post=7.73686.806313 said:
So if I have the reflexes of a cat on PCP, and can still rock the casba for as long or as short a time as I choose, does that make me a god?
I think the "as short a time as I choose" part is what makes you a God- because that means you can do it on command. Some pyschics bend spoons... Khell? He soils trousers.
 

Zer_

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Upon re-reading the OP I just get this horrible image of some quick-shot gunslinger in bed with a lass.

And yah, I really don't think this study is remotely true. There are way more other factors that could lead to pre-mature ejaculation.
 

Asehujiko

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And in a language that every games will actualy understand: This is why the M249 SAW is superior to the Desert Eagle .50 AE in any shape or form.
 

stompy

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Wait, wait, wait... why just the Dutch? I mean, if it's to have any validity, shouldn't it include a group of various different ethnic backgrounds?