Biden off to a great start!

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I was assured that "bIdEn WiLl WoRk WiTh PrOgReSsIvEs"

Clearly this is doctored audio. What is more likely;

A. Biden has been a Republican with a D next to his name for his 40+ years in office but THIS election cycle, he has finally seen the light and will join the fight hand in hand with Progressives to make America better for The American People and not for the Corporate Overlords he's been in bed with the entire time

B. Biden is actually just a Republican with a D next to his name but Centrists insisted that Biden himself was lying to us to "get those Republicans who hate Trump" votes and he's totally changed and once again set us up with 4 more years of Corporations getting their dicks sucked while everyone else gets to sit back and suffer

Obviously A is the far more likely scenario and therefore this is just Lamestream Media once again trying to take down a good man with their FAKE NEWS and lies!!!
 
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I was assured that "bIdEn WiLl WoRk WiTh PrOgReSsIvEs"

Clearly this is doctored audio. What is more likely;

A. Biden has been a Republican with a D next to his name for his 40+ years in office but THIS election cycle, he has finally seen the light and will join the fight hand in hand with Progressives to make America better for The American People and not for the Corporate Overlords he's been in bed with the entire time

B. Biden is actually just a Republican with a D next to his name but Centrists insisted that Biden himself was lying to us to "get those Republicans who hate Trump" votes and he's totally changed and once again set us up with 4 more years of Corporations getting their dicks sucked while everyone else gets to sit back and suffer

Obviously A is the far more likely scenario and therefore this is just Lamestream Media once again trying to take down a good man with their FAKE NEWS and lies!!!
Option C: Biden is a Democrat, has always been a Democrat, and the Democratic Party just isn't what you want them to be.
 

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Option C: Biden is a Democrat, has always been a Democrat, and the Democratic Party just isn't what you want them to be.
...you know, you got me there. I for one would prefer a two party system (well more than two parties but right now I'd accept just two different parties) instead of Republicans and Diet Republicans but maybe it's my fault for expecting too much.
 

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I kinda wonder what new generation will take place after covid. We might get a second round of boomers since people will be traveling a lot more and mating after covid.
We can hope.
Many fear this is just the beginning. There will always be a reason to lock us down. The only legit thing of which I can think for doing this is fear of nuclear terrorism. Lock people down, maybe that won't ever be a thing.
 

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Option C: Biden is a Democrat, has always been a Democrat, and the Democratic Party just isn't what you want them to be.
I actually think most people know the Democratic party isn't what they want them to be. But they also know the Republican party is everything they explicitly do not want them to be. The lesser evil is easily identified.
 

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I actually think most people know the Democratic party isn't what they want them to be. But they also know the Republican party is everything they explicitly do not want them to be. The lesser evil is easily identified.
I think a lot of people don't understand what really defines either party, and instead get caught in whatever really narrow policy argument is going on at any given time as though that's a defining trait of either party.
 

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I actually think most people know the Democratic party isn't what they want them to be. But they also know the Republican party is everything they explicitly do not want them to be. The lesser evil is easily identified.
Depends on what one thinks is lesser. I personally see the Republicans as lesser just because as far as changing things is concerned, they're upfront about not wanting to change things while the Democrats currently talk a big game then don't deliver.

Or to put it another way. Soda is bad for you, Diet soda is also bad for you, diet just tricks you into thinking its an improvement.
 

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I think a lot of people don't understand what really defines either party, and instead get caught in whatever really narrow policy argument is going on at any given time as though that's a defining trait of either party.
I think Trump's base certainly doesn't really understand what the Republican party stands for. Or what Trump stands for.
 
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Oh look, lefties being whiny, so surprising. But Ho there, there is still a chance that Bernie can win!

Oh wait, we hate Bernie now because he backed Biden. Maybe you guys can start supporting trump, I'm sure he will save you from the neo-liberal democrats who are actually republicans and help accelerate the world to destruction so you can rebuild it into a socialist utopia that will last for a 1000 years where everything is fare and narwhals give handjobs.
 
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Oh look, lefties being whiny, so surprising. But Ho there, there is still a chance that Bernie can win!

Oh wait, we hate Bernie now because he backed Biden. Maybe you guys can start supporting trump, I'm sure he will save you from the neo-liberal democrats who are actually republicans and help accelerate the world to destruction so you can rebuild it into a socialist utopia that will last for a 1000 years where everything is fare and narwhals give handjobs.
Democrats: "We'll push him left after the election, guys!"

Also Democrats: "Quit pushing to the left after the election, you assholes, shut up and take your ass fucking quietly!"

Worgen: furiously masturbating to snake scaly porn
 

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But they also know the Republican party is everything they explicitly do not want them to be. The lesser evil is easily identified.
Well, I suppose that depends upon one's definition of "the lesser evil", doesn't it. One party says they're going to stab you in the face and does it. The other smiles to your face and stabs you in the back. Me, I think people need to concentrate less on the "smile" part of that equation and more on the "stab" part.
 

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Stop trying to overturn the election guys. Biden is already guaranteeing Trump 2024.
Unless he's dead. Trump's an old man with a horrible diet and a recent corona infection.

Or unless he's in jail.
 

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Unless he's dead. Trump's an old man with a horrible diet and a recent corona infection.

Or unless he's in jail.
Then we just unlock pmurT. It's going to really stump journalists who try and say it.
 

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
Democrats: "We'll push him left after the election, guys!"

Also Democrats: "Quit pushing to the left after the election, you assholes, shut up and take your ass fucking quietly!"

Worgen: furiously masturbating to snake scaly porn
"Both parties are teh same, doesn't matter who wins" voter apathy helps Bush beat Gore in 2000. We saw that again in 2016 when dumb lefties helped get trump elected too. But you don't care about that.

Here is something for you to fap yourself raw to.
 

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"Both parties are teh same, doesn't matter who wins" voter apathy helps Bush beat Gore in 2000. We saw that again in 2016 when dumb lefties helped get trump elected too. But you don't care about that.

Here is something for you to fap yourself raw to.
So what you're saying is the lefties sucking it up and deciding to vote for biden is what made 2020 different to 2000 and 2016. Good luck getting them on board again in '24.

Fuck liberals.
 

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
Yes yes, we know now that you can tell your European art commissioners that you're American with pride again politics doesn't have to matter to you for four years, but the rest of us who actually have to live in this world have to care about this stuff.
No you don't, you're a cosplayer.

So what you're saying is the lefties sucking it up and deciding to vote for biden is what made 2020 different to 2000 and 2016. Good luck getting them on board again in '24.

Fuck liberals.
It certainly helped. But lefties are dumb and super excited about their dumb idea of utopia. So much so that they love to sabotage themselves to help the right because "lol accelerationism."
 
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