Bisected by gnolls

[Catchy Slogan]

MW2. I spawned, died. Spawned again and died 2 seconds later by the exact same guy who killed me before.

 

[MazzaTheFirst]

In TF2. As Heavy.

Me: "Ah hahahahahha, no one outsmarts boolets!"
*Some random scout runs up in front of me and bats me to death."
Me: "... wat?"

Oh the shame!

 

[ottenni]

Cliff racers on Morrowind (shudder). I hate them all.

 

[SirDeadly]

Shooting 5 guys at once on MW2 then running over to teabag them only to be killed by the exploding barrell that I had shot...

 

[TZer0]

Umm.. when I got tele-fragged in TF2 for the first time?

 

[ultrachicken]

I got killed by my 8 year old cousin that was using a riot shield in mw2
That smashed my ego

 

[ShadowsofHope]

..A small child on Oblivion going hostile on me.

Shut up, you!

 

[Kathinka]

I got owned in Dragon Age Origins by

Spoiler

Flemeth when she turned into a dragon the first time.

I was like "Yeah....we're fucked"

i feel for you
i, in my carefree and joyfull ways, did not yet hear that dragon age is pretty difficult as it is. so, without that knowledge i thought "screw it, let's start on nightmare difficulty!"
a mistake, as i soon discovered, when i got slain brutally by the tutorial-rats -.- i found it necessarry to draw each and every card up my sleeve and use every tactical finesse just to beat a bunch of rodents...

 

[David Bray]

..A small child on Oblivion going hostile on me.

Shut up, you!

Child in Oblivion? Hwaaaaah?