Bizzare sexual fantasies?

[Thaluikhain]

Now, next trick, count how many of these appear in a given urban fantasy series.

While we are at it, by the sounds of it, half of everyone in this thread should be a fan of Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose.

 

[Clive Howlitzer]

Normal stuff? Big tits and big asses! Abnormal stuff? I cannot go into that here!

 

[PsychedelicDiamond]

I like women with platinum blonde, extended hair, breast implants, fake tan and a lot of make-up. I suppose that's the kind of fetish that is just weird enough to be embarassed about it but still too normal to be considered interesting.

 

[not_you]

Yeah... No real idea on what to say here....

I mean, I suppose I have fantasies, but, I just either don't pay them any heed or just ignore the thoughts altogether...

Which is probably why I've remained single my whole life.... Well, actually, no, it doesn't make sense at all...


I guess I am strange in the sense of; I don't particularly believe in having sexual fantasies... I mean, what's the point? If you imagine a fantasy up in your mind, then every other encounter will be compared to your "ideal" fantasy... Which would put a bad feeling onto the act as a whole...


Or maybe I'm reading too much into this...
Oh well, for the sake of topic, I'd be lying if I hadn't dreamed of having a go with half of MLP... But that doesn't mean anything... right?

 

[WouldYouKindly]

I have a thing for stockings, black preferable, also strange hair colors but only when mixed with the natural, normal hair color(very specific, I know). Really, everything else depends on how I feel at the time, though I'm not fond of dominant/submissive in an extreme either way. Sex should be a give and take(does that count as a bad pun?).

 

[Doclector]

I feel a strange compulsion to reveal my bizarre sexual fantasies to strangers and near-strangers on the Internet.

Oh, wait! No, I don't!

Yeah, I don't get this weird compulsion this site has with revealing your fetishes. No other site I go to does that, and we get it like once a month.

It's always entertaining though. Not even in a "HEY! Let's laugh at these wierd people with their wierd tastes in sex!" way, it's just rather interesting and our users tend to make it funny without being insulting.

 

[Ranylyn]

I'm 23, and have a history with older women.

My ex was 16 years older than me (I was 16, she was 32, and before you shirek and scream "pedo" I'd like to remind you that our relationship was non-sexual, and no laws were being broken. We were just two people who very much enjoyed one another's company and were waiting until my 18th birthday to have one hell of a party.)

I point this out to give some context to this. My friend's mom. Ever since I first met her 9 years ago, I've wanted her. She then got divorced. Imagine my delight. But no. I made a single innocent advance (I was going out for drinks, casually asked if she wanted to come along. This was shortly after the divorce and I knew her relationship was rocky so I thought she might want to unwind a bit) once, when I was 18 (Canada. 18 in Quebec, 19 everywhere else. I lived very close to the Ontario/Quebec border,) and was shot down quite throughly, yelling at me for how innapropriate I was being.

I'm in a stable, long term relationship, now. I'm happy. But I still have fantasies about that woman. Power fantasies to the extreme, as I know her prudish nature would prevent any experiences from being completey consensual. I'm not sure how much I can get away with saying here on a forum like this, but the fact that it even includes holding her daughter hostage as blackmail to force obedience scares me. These fantasies are all that's left from a dark, suicidal past where I felt that at any second, I could snap and go on a criminal rampage, eager to have just as much fun as I could before the law caught up with me. But I can't ditch these fantasies. It scares me that I enjoy them.

But it's not like anything would ever come of this. Even if I was unfaithful, or willing to end my own relationship, I actually respect her as an individual. Strangely, what with how rude she's been to me ever since that one time I offered her a few drinks. The thing is, I do sometimes wonder why her son is my friend. How do I put up with that guy? And her daughter is much the same. She puts up with a LOT of selfish whining from her family, and I've never once seen her lose it with them. She's like a supermom. And she always puts her family first, which is more than I can say about most I know....


On a slightly more innocent note, I want to get a colorful flowerbed for my fiancee and I to go at it on. All the contrasting smells and colors, mixed with the pleasure and romance of the moment?

 

[Kae]

MOAR BURNSCARS!

Spoiler

But are you really into that?
Because if you are referring specifically to Hanako then I really doubt you actually like it, have you seen real burn scars?
Because that drawing looks nothing like real burn scars, I mean I've gotten burned myself and you're skin gets all bubbly and yellow, and then the bubbles burst and have this transparent liquid inside and the skin starts to fall off, it's actually pretty disgusting, and we're talking about a very minor one here, that's just a little bit of boiling oil that splashed in my face, it's not even remotely grave, so really stronger burns can only be worse, you know with the severe infections and the fact that you may be seeing burned muscle instead of just skin, eh...

I'm just saying this because it's real easy to add a little purple texture to the drawing and claim that she's burned now, it doesn't really look like that, but if you actually are into real life burn scars, well I don't like to judge so I won't.

But seriously liking Hanako and liking burn scars is completely different.

OT: I don't really have any fantasies, well not of a sexual nature anyway.

 

[Blood Brain Barrier]

Anything REALLY bizarre would be illegal, and most of us would be too scared to mention those fantasies on here. Hell, we're probably too scared to be honest with ourselves what our real fantasies are.

 

[RA92]

Drowning woman. Yes im a psychopath.

Mmmm... being drowned sounds fun...

 

[Vault101]

But are you really into that?
Because if you are referring specifically to Hanako then I really doubt you actually like it, have you seen real burn scars?
Because that drawing looks nothing like real burn scars, I mean I've gotten burned myself and you're skin gets all bubbly and yellow, and then the bubbles burst and have this transparent liquid inside and the skin starts to fall off, it's actually pretty disgusting, and we're talking about a very minor one here, that's just a little bit of boiling oil that splashed in my face, it's not even remotely grave, so really stronger burns can only be worse, you know with the severe infections and the fact that you may be seeing burned muscle instead of just skin, eh...

I'm just saying this because it's real easy to add a little purple texture to the drawing and claim that she's burned now, it doesn't really look like that, but if you actually are into real life burn scars, well I don't like to judge so I won't.

But seriously liking Hanako and liking burn scars is completely different.

OT: I don't really have any fantasies, well not of a sexual nature anyway.

yeah, the thing with Hanako, I mean I guess it could be the scars and the "vulnerability" and "need to care for" thing it implies... which I guess is alluring in a way for some people..but the scars themselfs...

 

[Flames66]

At the moment I have a thing for Vampires (read anyone wearing fake fangs during sex).

 

[Stasisesque]

MOAR BURNSCARS!

Spoiler

But are you really into that?
Because if you are referring specifically to Hanako then I really doubt you actually like it, have you seen real burn scars?
Because that drawing looks nothing like real burn scars, I mean I've gotten burned myself and you're skin gets all bubbly and yellow, and then the bubbles burst and have this transparent liquid inside and the skin starts to fall off, it's actually pretty disgusting, and we're talking about a very minor one here, that's just a little bit of boiling oil that splashed in my face, it's not even remotely grave, so really stronger burns can only be worse, you know with the severe infections and the fact that you may be seeing burned muscle instead of just skin, eh...

I'm just saying this because it's real easy to add a little purple texture to the drawing and claim that she's burned now, it doesn't really look like that, but if you actually are into real life burn scars, well I don't like to judge so I won't.

But seriously liking Hanako and liking burn scars is completely different.

OT: I don't really have any fantasies, well not of a sexual nature anyway.

When people say burn scars, I always assume they mean skin transplants due to burns. I've known a number of people (...hm, that's actually pretty weird) who were burned in their youth and had skin transplants - the result is... well, it's kind of tactile and not especially unattractive.

If certain textures turn you on, I can see why something like that would. Now I feel like I should apologise to my friend for constantly asking to touch her scars, oh god she's probably thought me weird all these years.

 

[Carnagath]

I used to fantasize about all kinds of weird shit when I was younger. Now I'm 30, and I can safely say I've learned that just because something seems fun, it doesn't mean that it actually is fun. In fact, most of them are rather annoying, boring, and can cause back pain and ruin your whole fucking week.

 

[Kae]

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yeah, the thing with Hanako, I mean I guess it could be the scars and the "vulnerability" and "need to care for" thing it implies... which I guess is alluring in a way for some people..but the scars themselfs...

I don't really doubt people actually like Hanako's burn scars, but the drawing itself it's not terribly detailed and I don't feel like they were trying to pass it off as disgusting, she just had a little bit of a weird texture, in real people it looks very different.

-Snip-

When people say burn scars, I always assume they mean skin transplants due to burns. I've known a number of people (...hm, that's actually pretty weird) who were burned in their youth and had skin transplants - the result is... well, it's kind of tactile and not especially unattractive.

If certain textures turn you on, I can see why something like that would. Now I feel like I should apologise to my friend for constantly asking to touch her scars, oh god she's probably thought me weird all these years.

Ah yes that makes more sense, I guess, and since the character in question was supposedly burned a long time ago it's probably safe to assume that she had one, but as I said the drawing it's pretty ambiguous and doesn't really look like either, which is the reason why I questioned this person even though it is not my business to know, again it's mainly the reason that his interest seems to come from this character why I'm driven to question him.

[sub]On a side note, I find it rather odd that my wording is way better now than it was earlier, even though since I'm nigh asleep it should be considerably worse due to the lack of concentration and energy.
The fact that this was written faster than most of my posts, should also be taken into account.[sub]
Seriously, where do all these fancy words come from?
CURSES! I just realized that typing considerably better instead way better would have been more elegant, English language one of these days I shall master you!
[sub]What the hell am I rambling about? How many times have I edited this post? Can the font get any smaller?
I think the lack of sleep is getting to me, I really should go now.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[x EvilErmine x]

I used to fantasize about all kinds of weird shit when I was younger. Now I'm 30, and I can safely say I've learned that just because something seems fun, it doesn't mean that it actually is fun. In fact, most of them are rather annoying, boring, and can cause back pain and ruin your whole fucking week.

THIS! (except I'm not 30)

Never try to act out a fantasy [footnote]Your generally ok with things like dress up stuff and a bit of role play. There fun most of the time.[/footnote] as 99% of the time it ends up being lame/not at all sexy/just painful. Keep em in your head.

 

[Strazdas]

I used to fantasize about all kinds of weird shit when I was younger. Now I'm 30, and I can safely say I've learned that just because something seems fun, it doesn't mean that it actually is fun. In fact, most of them are rather annoying, boring, and can cause back pain and ruin your whole fucking week.

THIS! (except I'm not 30)

Never try to act out a fantasy [footnote]Your generally ok with things like dress up stuff and a bit of role play. There fun most of the time.[/footnote] as 99% of the time it ends up being lame/not at all sexy/just painful. Keep em in your head

or gets you in jail....

 

[Chromatic Aberration]

Considering I'm into physically impossible rule 34 porn, all I fantasize about at this point is pretty much the very definition of "bizarre". No, you won't get any details from me. Suffice to say, though, I've seen enough during my libido-driven travels to know a lot of the crazy shit people are into. If you are genuinely interested, you can check some of the previous threads around here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.276455-Anyone-here-have-a-fetish?page=1] for some more examples of what people can go off to.

Oh, and OP? Your condition has a name, too. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autogynephilia#Autogynephilia_and_autoandrophilia]