I'm not sure how this'd work... Mostly because the species of creature that you can have in the game are all... Well, erm, not quite as well endowed as humans. But what the hell, if I can suspend disbelief enough to accept that a several-hundred-foot-tall sentient animal that serves a deity can exist to begin with I can accept that they also have hominid dongs.
Black & White Monster Penis Almost Got Peter Molyneux Knifed
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The first one is like a prototype of the second. Levels 4 and 5 will make you want to rip your hair out and everything takes ages to do. Wood and food is scarce, you have to cheat to get by.Onyx Oblivion said:
The second one is faster, more options available and much, much easier to teach your creature things. Magic plays less of a role in it though.
You will get sick to death of building houses, if you go to the good side. There is also never enough ore, wood and food are plentiful though.
It's a bit like the off spring of the sims and total war, you have to teach your creature to poop in fields (to fertilize them) but you can make massive armies (200+ soldiers and archers) and siege weapons to take towns or flatten them.
On topic. Is this guy right in the noodle? He wanted a guy to spend ages making a cock for an ape, even though everybody knew it would never be in a game...? oookay then.
I for one support this failed endeavor.
What the fuck is so wrong about penises? I fucking love penises? Most of us here on the Escapist have a penis or have had a penis.
What the fuck is so wrong about penises? I fucking love penises? Most of us here on the Escapist have a penis or have had a penis.
A penis that "morphed depending on how excited your creature was." :O ...So many replies
1. Wow that's almost too fucked up for Japan.
2. Someone make this mod now.
3. If the creature gets erections then does that mean it like jerks off or humps trees or rapes villagers(there was pedophile in the game so I don't think that's pushing it too much) as well?
4. Darn it Peter I like your insane ideas.
5. You should have made him work on giant ape vagina for half the day instead.
1. Wow that's almost too fucked up for Japan.
2. Someone make this mod now.
3. If the creature gets erections then does that mean it like jerks off or humps trees or rapes villagers(there was pedophile in the game so I don't think that's pushing it too much) as well?
4. Darn it Peter I like your insane ideas.
5. You should have made him work on giant ape vagina for half the day instead.
How should we know?! You tell us!The Youth Counselor said:
But in all seriousness, I hold penises in high regard. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ] I also believe that vaginas deserve admiration, they are wonderful things. Note, however, that this concerns only human reproductive organs -- I do not approve of genitalia of any kind on anthropomorphic animals.
Pot's a class B drug.Furburt said:
OT: This is exactly why I love Peter Molyneux. What? He's a funny guy...