Blatant Lies

[FPLOON]

Dave's not here, man...

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

The internet is full of smart people.

 

[Headsprouter]

I am sure.

 

[FPLOON]

Fuck this metahorror bullshit!

 

[Fijiman]

I am thinking about fish.

 

[FPLOON]

This is bogus!

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

Life is awesome

 

[FPLOON]

My computer ain't crashin'...

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm not having a bad time.

 

[FPLOON]

Sans isn't a dick...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

The next person you meet will offer you cake.

 

[FPLOON]

I ate your cake, Hyper!

 

[Headsprouter]

A football game is totally worth a violent outbreak.

 

[Barbas]

I've enough dicks in my basement for the lot of yas.

 

[FPLOON]

There is no time for comedy!

 

[Barbas]

This is the time for grenade bowling.

 

[FPLOON]

Slapping is a way to death...

 

[Barbas]

I think we should take Charlie at dawn from the east.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

The following statement will be true.

 

[Barbas]

I gotta take a swig of this delectable plutonium juice.