Blatant Lies

[Headsprouter]

I haven't returned yet again!

Go away.

 

[Barbas]

Go away.

I claim his lobes.

 

[Headsprouter]

I claim his lobes.

Children in Africa could have eaten those lobes.

 

[Barbas]

Children in Africa could have eaten those lobes.

I ate them too. They were moreish.

 

[Living_Brain]

The store I work at didn't sell boxes of twinkies for 10 cents.

I am now severely unprepared for the post-apocalyptic currency system

 

[Headsprouter]

See those kids? *points*

They want me to play.

 

[Barbas]

This won't all end in tears, and it won't be worth it.

 

[Fijiman]

I am Potato Man, seeker of worlds.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I never left.

 

[Barbas]

I was born in light...moulded by it.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I love my life.

 

[Barbas]

I hate my wife.

 

[Living_Brain]

Suicide is always an option

 

[Barbas]

I can hear the seductive call of Cheddar.

 

[Living_Brain]

Cheesus Christ is scheduled to arrive at 3:20 PM, December 21st

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

My dad works for capcom

 

[Barbas]

My brother works for Steam so enjoy being banned losers haha.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am made of jello.

 

[Barbas]

Man's, that's the gayest thing I've ever seen.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

This page is only in your head.