Blatant Lies

[JohnZ117]

I have a legitimate reason to post here.

 

[Living_Brain]

I hate snowstorms. The chaos brings me to a boiling rage.

 

[Barbas]

I wish we had more serial killers in this neighbourhood.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The Roleplay forum isn't the saddest thing I've looked at on this site recently. I totally don't remember a time when it was a vibrant, active place.

 

[MeltedGeneral]

Zynga is a good game developer

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am enjoying myself.

 

[Living_Brain]

I don't remember the Escapist as a whole being a vibrant place.

 

[Headsprouter]

I couldn't go for a chicken burger from the chippy right now.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I'm not tired.

 

[Trivun]

I have the strongest aversion to fine whiskey...

 

[Barbas]

This seems like a bad time of the year to start a Stolichnaya habit.

 

[Living_Brain]

I hope 2017 will be worse in every way

 

[dalek sec]

I didn't get a PS4 this Christmas.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My landlord didn't withhold critical mail from me over the holidays, leading me to be deregistered from university. No, they would never do that.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

This seems like a bad time of the year to start a Stolichnaya habit.

I heard you died, but like for real.

 

[dalek sec]

I totally didn't get my shit wrecked in Skyrim thanks to a dragon.

 

[Fijiman]

I am the Lord of the Dance.

 

[Living_Brain]

I went with all my fellow popular friends to multiple parties during and following new year's. I don't even remember how to play csgo anymore

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not trying to keep the thread going till it hits 1,000 pages.

 

[Living_Brain]

That will never happen