Blatant Lies

[Neonbob]

Or this.

Oops.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Fighting hamsters instead of helping your child with homework is best!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Fighting your children is also a fun way to spend the arvo.

 

[Fijiman]

I haven't almost kicked this site off my bookmarks bar.

This isn't still my homepage.

This site won't continue to be my homepage until it finally goes under.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm financially stable at the moment!

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not barely in a stable place financially.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm a stable.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm so stable wise men often find infants in.........I want to finish this lie.

 

[Neonbob]

I haven't been sucked into Astera.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My beard is growing fast.

 

[SckizoBoy]

I don't wear facial hair better than the locals... O.O

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't make green eggs and spam for the kids' breakfast this morning.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not a creature of habit.

 

[Fijiman]

The site wants to load this page.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't make green eggs and spam for the kids' breakfast this morning.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Sleep is easy sometimes.

 

[Neonbob]

I don't put my priorities in the wrong place half the time.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I manage the Escapist Magazine website.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I wrote the last Simpsons series.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm rich