Blatant Lies

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm also not posting just to see if this can get to 1000.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm going to lock it on 999

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I wouldn't unlock it back

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I wouldn't scream if a mod struck me down for nothing.

 

[Neonbob]

I don't love when the seasons change.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Hold me closer Tony Danza.
I want this night to last forever.

 

[Living_Brain]

Speaking of envelopes, they are evil and must be destroyed. Their plan for world domination is truly heinous.

edit: this was topical

 

[SckizoBoy]

I think Escapist is teh mostest excitingest place in teh webz...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

There are no changes happening to this website.

 

[Neonbob]

Working outside in the summer is fantastic.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Not working at all is fantastic...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm allergic to fun.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I thought of something to post.

 

[Living_Brain]

I'm never going back to school again. Especially not starting 2 days ago

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

School is always a waste of time.

 

[Neonbob]

I've never been excited to visit the site.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The future is dim, I'm positive the new owners care very little about The Escapist.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Applying for jobs is fun...

 

[Fijiman]

I have been really active on this site as of late. I also shouldn't go to bed.

 

[Dr.Susse]

We did it fam page 1000!