Hey Blizzard! I hear you're hiring. I'm leaving university this year, I'll be free for employment from September, I am currently a Bachelor of Science, but if I graduate this semester, will become a Master of Science, Which I'm pretty sure means I can shoot lightening from my hands jedi knight style, and accurately predict what the weather is like outside, in real time.
My experience in the gaming industry include being able to beat super mario brothers 1984 on the gameboy in under four minutes, without dying. Discovering a safe way through the D-Day landing minefield in Medal of Honor Frontline, [footnote]which I have yet to see anyone else reference, and must therefore assume I am the only one to have discovered it, (The trick is to go to the other side of the barbed wire)[/footnote] Completed Splinter Cell Chaos Theory to 98% success overall, and completed Modern Warfare 1 in less than 5 hours on my first campaign playthrough.
I own an authentic "Vault Dwellers Survival Guide" and have extensive experience in Microsoft Word, Powerpoint and Google Sketchup. I do not know what a "Tools engineer" is, but I own a scale ruler, and have built several Ikea flatpacks, including a chest of drawers, a cabinet and a laundry basket.
I am a trustworthy fellow, as my 100% legal copy of Adobe CS5 on my laptop proves, and am good at arbitrating between arguments, and seeing both sides of a situation; in Knights of the Old Republic I successfully managed to fully resolve the argument between the Sandral and the Matale family to the mutual benefit of all parties involved, netting myself a craptonne of lightside points in the process. I think we can all agree that was the hardest side quest on Dantooine.
I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Dave (! Yognaut) and I have the balls