Boobs Sell Games, According to Activision

[sheic99]

Oh god, they're trying 1-up EA!!!! EVERYBODY RUN!!!111!!1!1!!!1!!

do strippers beat brass knuckles?

I was talking about the Dante's Inferno lust booth last E3. Where do brass knuckles come into play?

 

[joshthor]

Oh god, they're trying 1-up EA!!!! EVERYBODY RUN!!!111!!1!1!!!1!!

do strippers beat brass knuckles?

I was talking about the Dante's Inferno lust booth last E3. Where do brass knuckles come into play?

http://www.gamepolitics.com/2009/04/11/ea-wants-its-brass-knuckles-back

 

[sheic99]

Oh god, they're trying 1-up EA!!!! EVERYBODY RUN!!!111!!1!1!!!1!!

do strippers beat brass knuckles?

I was talking about the Dante's Inferno lust booth last E3. Where do brass knuckles come into play?

http://www.gamepolitics.com/2009/04/11/ea-wants-its-brass-knuckles-back

That is pretty funny. Oh EA, what won't you do for attention.

 

[Acton Hank]

Boobs sell games?!?!?!?
Who would have guessed????

 

[McNinja]

Well after watching the video I feel... completely indifferent. The dancing was not that hot, the girl just proved that she has strong thighs. Whoohoo. I'm still not getting the game.

 

[Squiggers]

Holy shit... She held herself up with nothing but her thighs...

I want one!!!

Hell, I know some people who have a pole in their garage for the reason it keeps them fit - same principles as gymnasts afterall...

BREAKING NEWS!

No shit Sherlock. The people who you sell the game to will just be a bunch of sweaty, pubescent, 13 year old chronic masturbating assfucks.

Actually, the sweaty, chronically masturbating assfucks who attend GDC tend to be much older.

Also, while we're on the subject, will someone tell me why pole dancing isn't a sport yet?

Well, if you consider gymnastic principles and pole dancing to be similar - which most do, then you already have it. Technically.

In regards to the making-the-hotel-up-to-be-like-the-club idea, if we'd seen more of what they'd done to the hotel, then I'd be able to say whether its a good idea. I do however wonder what the marketing thought process was.

If its a simple as this, then PR may be considerably easier than I thought.

 

[Wildrow12]

"Boobs sell games"?

Run away! The tits have become sentient and are rebelling against their hosts!

 

[Srdjan]

Because of bunch of immature kids that become target audience.