"Boot Fetish Controller" Will Spank You in Pong

Andy Chalk

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"Boot Fetish Controller" Will Spank You in Pong


A U.K. man has invented a "boot fetish Pong game" that's controlled by groping a knee-high stiletto boot - and that punishes you whenever you lose a point.

James Larsson looks normal enough but hidden deep beneath his calm, rational, pleasantly-accented exterior beats the heart of a raving mad scientist. As shown in a recent BBC video report [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8175612.stm], Larsson's inventive ways have led him to build an automatic cat food dispenser out of a VCR and a meat grinder, an electronic (and dangerous) Conkers game made of lightbulbs and a pair of headphones and an even more dangerous "steady hands" game that involves loops of metal and 20,000 volts.

But most interesting of all is his boot fetish game controller, a leather-and-electronics contraption that lets gamers indulge two dubious pastimes at once. The boots are connected to an old Pong game; players control the game by "groping and fondling" them in different spots in order to move the paddles up and down. For a little added kink, the device punishes players with a leather whip each time they lose a point. It even includes a "severity of whip" control to ensure that nobody gets spanked too hard - or not hard enough.

What do you say about something like this? The design is very rudimentary but with some further development and fine-tuning, I could see the boot fetish controller leading the way to the next generation of immersive force-feedback controllers. As for Larsson himself, I would never presume to judge someone based on an internet video alone, but I suspect the reporter was on to something when she said, "You look like you're enjoying this a bit too much."


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randommaster

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This either sounds like this guy has some secrets, or that he just wants to get somebody to play this version of Pong.

Being able to say that you convinced even one person to play Fetish Pong is good conversation material.
 

Chiefmon

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Dear god... imagine what hooking Battletoads up to that would cause? You ass would be decimated.
 

Sevre

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Chiefmon said:
Dear god... imagine what hooking Battletoads up to that would cause? You ass would be decimated.
I feel sore just thinking about it.
 

randommaster

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Chiefmon said:
Dear god... imagine what hooking Battletoads up to that would cause? You ass would be decimated.
Why don't we just cut to the chase and hook up Desert Bus to this machine. You have to turn the Severity up really high, though, to prevent people from leaving.
 

ShadeOfRed

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I find this much more awesome than I should. The video had some other cool stuff in it too, like the Incandescent Lightbulb game.
 

Monocle Man

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That is very interesting. I wouldn't call him a mad scientist, though. Just a guy with old electric appliances that knows how they work.

The design is very rudimentary but with some further development and fine-tuning, I could see the boot fetish controller leading the way to the next generation of immersive force-feedback controllers.
I wouldn't go as far as calling an electronic button that activates a whip the prelude of something that will stop your wiimote in mid-air.
 

TaborMallory

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Well, that's... oddly interesting.

Modified electronics are always fun. Especially if you throw a masochistic fetish in the mix.
 

ravensshade

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well that is interesting i must admit i expected the boot to kick you if you lost a point... not be the controller
 

Xan Krieger

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ravensshade said:
well that is interesting i must admit i expected the boot to kick you if you lost a point... not be the controller
I expected this as well, like a kick in the balls. Now that would be interesting. I doubt games would last beyond 3 points.
 

KaiRai

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He is definately, DEFINATELY insane.


And he sounds like a legend! Bar the whip thing.
 

tenlong

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Wow1 Some needs another job if they have the time to make something like this.
 

manaman

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I like it when people are inventive, even when it seems as disturbing as this. It gives me hope for people, that even when we do something stupid we can have a blinding moment of intelligence that makes up for it.