Brace Yourself for the Boobquake!

[Sebenko]

Oh... I love cats... I'd do just about anything for them, including giving my life to save them.
But still, no cleavage. I'd give my life, I would not lose my modesty for them...
[small]But that cat is sooo cuuuteee...[/small]

My powers of purr-suasion are making steps in the right direction. Cats, always the best solution.

The Cat made me think of Laser Cat... nice pic btw!

Yes, fear my ability to use google image search!

 

[captainwolfos]

What is this, I don't even

The dude is clearly a few sandwiches short of a picnic; how the fuck does sex cause earthquakes?.

I can see that Feels like an earthquake, furniture gets broken, etc ;D

Well, yes, metaphorically I can see that, but this just goes further toward my conclusion that all religious figures are lunatics.

 

[Arc_Light]

sounds reasonable..... cleavage for science

 

[RobCoxxy]

He also says homosexuality causes forest fires.
Next Monday: Bumferno?

 

[justnotcricket]

Well, there doesn't seem to be any extra seismic activity in the area of Queen St when Boobs on Bikes is taking place, so I applaud the event for testing the theory statistically!

Two thumbs up, girls =)

 

[Radelaide]

*gets her boobs out*

TO THE SCIENCE MACHINE!

 

[AMMO Kid]

you could just stay at home though and not wear a shirt...tits,I mean tats, I mean that's the most effective way to cause a boobquake

 

[Heretic95]

Lol, religion.

Also, I feel that this event is discriminating against me as a male. There is more than one kind of cleavage, and not all guys dig chicks!

I do see where you're coming from though. However the event is in support of women, so it makes sense if the cleavage shown is female as well, yes? Also I think everyone sees more than enough sweaty plumber crack than they'd care to in this life or the next.

Are you sure? I've seen some hot guys, and I'm pretty close to the "straight" side on the whole spectrum.

I won't deny there are some handsome-looking guys out there, but with the whole thing being called 'Boobquake' and all...

 

[Casual Shinji]

God, I wish I had boobs right now.

I would so join in on this.

 

[OmegaXIII]

There should be a Nobel prize given for this. Maybe for best 'making a loud religious moron look like the dunce that he is'

 

[Evilsanta]

This event is for science? Sweet! BOOBIES! Err..i mean...er....yeah..il hide in a corner now...

 

[Postman667]

I'm not sure if it has been said before, but is this a more comical version of the butterfly effect.... with breast?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Oh... I love cats... I'd do just about anything for them, including giving my life to save them.
But still, no cleavage. I'd give my life, I would not lose my modesty for them...
[small]But that cat is sooo cuuuteee...[/small]

My powers of purr-suasion are making steps in the right direction. Cats, always the best solution.

No... I must resist... cats may be good, but modesty is important to me...
I shall not compromise my morals, even for a cat or kitten!
Even a really cute one that I want to take home with me...

*gets her boobs out*

TO THE SCIENCE MACHINE!

*Applies face to palm tree*
>.<

 

[maninahat]

He also says homosexuality causes forest fires.
Next Monday: Bumferno?

Good call.

Although you know that if there happens to be more earthquakes during these events, we're all fucked. The dude will have categorical, peer approved, scientific evidence now!

 

[Aptspire]

Damnit I missed this
It could also be called: The Todd's Appreciation Day
(yes, I know I haven't gotten over the loss of my favorite comedy...)

 

[Ushario]

That cleric was either a nutter (likely) or a genius.

Think about it, he just made more women wear skimpy clothing with one comment than you'd ever manage to.

 

[Arawn.Chernobog]

I am just totally bamboozled (BAMBOOZLED!!!) at that cleric's reasoning.

BAMBOOZLED I SAY!

He's a cleric, what did you expect? They're all kinda retarded.

I say, this event has my support! SUPPORT THEM TITS!