Brace Yourself for the Boobquake!

[jthm]

Wait, what? They're using breasts... For science? Y'know what, no. No amount of money is going to be able to get me out of my clothing, not even for science.

But... but... Science!

I stand by my previous statement... Not even for science. Besides, breasts aren't much besides sacks of fat and milk glands.

Then what's the problem with showing 'em? After all, they aren't much besides sacks of fat and milk glands.

 

[Arawn.Chernobog]

I had a good laugh at this, as it is proof n-one in the Western world cares about religion. We've all become Egoists.

Religious era: 1700 years of no social or cultural enhancement

Enlightenment era: 300 years of revolutionizing technologies and we have virtually doubled the life expectancy in 1st world countries

Religion has no place in a modern world and should just stick to the ages of bigotry and "holy" homicides.

 

[Arawn.Chernobog]

Penises cause floods.

Next Saturday: Sausage-Fest

 

[dsmops2003]

I blame all the latest quakes on Ewa Sonnet...

 

[Woggles]

Boobquake.

Really?

This is just silly. Earthquakes are caused by NINJAS.

What don't Ninjas cause?

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Boobquake.

Really?

This is just silly. Earthquakes are caused by NINJAS.

What don't Ninjas cause?

Oddly enough...Ninjas can't cause ninja hordes. They have to be summoned by some regular guy.

 

[HentMas]

no matter how strange the belief is it is not moral to mock it.
you should stop laughing at him.

look, i would agree with you except for the fact that he is basing his belief in an oppenly anti-woman policy, blaming a gender (any gender) for the corruption of mankind is not only sexist, but offensive and... well... stupid, and if he is obvlivious to the fact that he have just offended a whole "GENDER" i am obvlious to the fact that it might be a little rude to laugh about his belief.

i am sure he also said to men "dont wear any shorts that show your skin between belly button and knee". that's a sin in Islam too.

also, yet people get organized to show more b00bs on facebook. Degrading women again by materilizing their b00bs. can you count horny teens going there to see some action?

in conclusion, anything happens on internet very well maybe racist ,facist, immoral, sexist, sadist etc... only when your eyes met irl you feel the empathy.

heh, well... that is a very good point, except he is not talking about "sins" he is talking about a well known phenomenon (earthquakes) being caused by showing skin (and only female skin).

i know that Islamic beliefs are actually very romantic and beautiful, and i dont mock them, but if a priest of ANY religion says that doing this or that thing will make an earthquake happen i am entitled to point out he is wrong, and being that he is a fanatic (because there is such thing) and in his fanatizm he fails to see the offense in his words, why should i double check what i say??, after all, one or two jokes wont kill him (and if he learns something that would be a bonus too)

now, in a free world, everyone can do whatever they want to do, and if a girl wants to invite a whole lot of other girls to show some skin, well, its their right, and it would be degrading if not for the fact that "they want to do it", and personally, i find it more degrading that people "cant" do something, i am well aware that i "cant" do a lot of things (laws and such) but perhaps, Islamic and western countryes should understand that its not "Wrong" its just "different" (each other´s laws).

 

[MR.Spartacus]

I should have known all that jiggling was at fault for earthquakes. It's always funnier when they expect to be taken seriously.

 

[bew11]

SO if his logic is correct (and its not) that means that men with a significantly large package that cause women to go astray from their men cause hurricanes?

 

[AMX58]

WTF man this is a weird post

 

[archvile93]

Hasn't science already shown his logic is completely unsound since in cultures where women are completely covered, men just start finding what little bits they can see sexually arousing?

 

[geizr]

So...wait...Iran has women whose boobs can cause earthquakes?!

O...M....F....G!!!!!!!

 

[Daniel Coates]

no matter how strange the belief is it is not moral to mock it.
you should stop laughing at him.

R U SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!?!?!?

The guys obviously a nut! Were not mocking his religion or its beliefs just the scientific improbability of it? Duh!

No, you are mocking his religious beliefs and that's okay. You should be, because they are out of this world crazy. No need to be ashamed.

 

[Alar]

A 6.7 earthquake hit Taiwan a couple of hours ago. At least 4 people were killed, and damage estimates are going over $100 million.

Just a coincidence, but now it's given fuel to that crazy Iranian cleric.

NOW WE FINALLY HAVE PROOF THAT BREASTS ARE EVIL! OBVIOUSLY WE MUST STOP PARADING THEM AROUND IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE WE SHALL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!

In all seriousness, this does make the whole mocking him thing rather sad. If he found out about this, and the earthquake, he'll just keep spouting more stupidity.

Unfortunately, earthquakes are very common. They happen on a daily basis and vary in magnitude and location. If the earthquake had happened, sad, out in the middle of the ocean (and not caused a tidal wave), then who would have noticed? Probably only the scientists, I suppose.

Still, at least this was a mock experiment. It can't be taken seriously. I don't take it seriously, at least. XD

 

[tetron]

This was pretty good, the word boobquake alone was good for chuckle. Those silly iranians and their sexism.

 

[tetron]

No, you are mocking his religious beliefs and that's okay. You should be, because they are out of this world crazy. No need to be ashamed.

As you seem to know, I have been wondering. Where in the qur'an does it say immodest women cause earthquakes ? I understand that it may not be as direct as that, but I would like someone to throw up some references here.

 

[Marsell]

Thats may fav kind of appocolypse

 

[Redweevil]

Maybe this guy is actually evil, and the real cause of the earth quake is the number of people making "For Science" jokes :S

 

[Evil the White]

I AM CREATING A FACEBOOK PAGE TO SUPPORT THIS RIGHT NOW!

A Facebook page to support a Facebook page?

TIME PARADOX!



OT, I showed this to a friend. She thought it was amusing. And then openly accused me of being a perv.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

I didn't get my knockers out, I just wore a lower cut top. I love pissing off stick up the ass religious types.