Brace Yourself for the Boobquake!

[T-Bone24]

Because the completely unnatural thing that a god created, namely, the human body, must be covered up completely with 100% natural clothing, that all humans are meant to wear and always have, lest they fear the wrath of the Creator? Bulletproof logic.

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Wait, what? They're using breasts... For science? Y'know what, no. No amount of money is going to be able to get me out of my clothing, not even for science.

But... but... Science!

I stand by my previous statement... Not even for science. Besides, breasts aren't much besides sacks of fat and milk glands.

Then what's the problem with showing 'em? After all, they aren't much besides sacks of fat and milk glands.

Ah, touche. I think it's because I'm not as bold as other females are. Either that or I'm too modest for my own good.

 

[jthm]

Wait, what? They're using breasts... For science? Y'know what, no. No amount of money is going to be able to get me out of my clothing, not even for science.

But... but... Science!

I stand by my previous statement... Not even for science. Besides, breasts aren't much besides sacks of fat and milk glands.

Then what's the problem with showing 'em? After all, they aren't much besides sacks of fat and milk glands.

Ah, touche. I think it's because I'm not as bold as other females are. Either that or I'm too modest for my own good.

Then now is the perfect time to drop some of that modesty and help yourself become more bold!

 

[VanityGirl]

*flashes the guy*

What does modesty mean?


That's really funny though. Not being modest causes earthquake.

 

[Pillypill]

So Jordan is responsable for Hati?

 

[Logic 0]

Earthquakes, breasts all for seience there is no way this can get better.

 

[Anticitizen_Two]

I fail to see how this in any way helps feminism. Don't women usually reject the idea of objectifying the female body?

 

[Kelethor]

More power to you girls, nothing like sticking it to some nut case who believes that a pair of jugs can cause natural disasters.

Hehe, Sticking it...

 

[Mucinex-D]

I didn't get my knockers out, I just wore a lower cut top. I love pissing off stick up the ass religious types.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Joking aside, I am in full support of this cause. Women everywhere should start doing this on a daily basis... so the world can uhh... become more scientific? Yeah that's it...

 

[Arashi500]

OK I'm all for making a statement, but this is just retarded. Besides, everyone knows Cthulhu is to blame for earthquakes.

Cthulhu Ftaghn! How people could not already realize this is just ridiculous. Although his bubbly membranous skin could serve some ulterior hypnotic purpose.(boobly skin fur teh lulz)

I fail to see how this in any way helps feminism. Don't women usually reject the idea of objectifying the female body?

But it's also about freedom to make personal choice about their sexuality.

 

[KurtzGallahad]

Since there was an earthquake in taiwan, maybe the preacher actually caused the boobquake event after using an earthquake projector to begin the process that would become the earthquake. thus making it seem as though his religion had extra merit in knowledge about the natural orders

 

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[Blimey]

Okay guys, I have something really serious to tell you all...


I love breasts.

 

[dancinginfernal]

*clears thoat*

PLATE TECTONICS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

Now that I have that out of my system, this is hilarious. It also appears, by looking at link on that Facebook page, that he was incorrect.
I eagerly await his explanation.

Also, feeling the need to post this.

 

[conflictofinterests]

A 6.7 earthquake hit Taiwan a couple of hours ago. At least 4 people were killed, and damage estimates are going over $100 million.

Just a coincidence, but now it's given fuel to that crazy Iranian cleric.

NOW WE FINALLY HAVE PROOF THAT BREASTS ARE EVIL! OBVIOUSLY WE MUST STOP PARADING THEM AROUND IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE WE SHALL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!

In all seriousness, this does make the whole mocking him thing rather sad. If he found out about this, and the earthquake, he'll just keep spouting more stupidity.

Unfortunately, earthquakes are very common. They happen on a daily basis and vary in magnitude and location. If the earthquake had happened, sad, out in the middle of the ocean (and not caused a tidal wave), then who would have noticed? Probably only the scientists, I suppose.

Still, at least this was a mock experiment. It can't be taken seriously. I don't take it seriously, at least. XD

6.7 is a pussy earthquake compared to the megaquake some scientists have predicted for the San Andreas fault area. It's even less than the 7.something that happened in Mexico recently.

 

[mjc0961]

I love it. Boobs and calling out religious whackjobs for being religious whackjobs at the same time?! Awesome.

 

[BonsaiK]

I took part in this at a party. My girlfriend went around ordering girls to get their boobs out at midnight, several girls complied. No seismic activity was recorded.

 

[001648]

go science!
but really if there religion thinks boobs are going to kill us all you gotta respect that!!

 

[Ricotez]

Nowadays anything goes if it's for science, or so it seems.

But you don't hear me complaining.