Brace Yourself for the Boobquake!

[Ekonk]

Shit, move to the desert.

 

[Simalacrum]

[HEADING=1]FUCK[/HEADING]

I had to choose this day, this very day, when cleavage would be in abundance, to become sick and require staying at home all day!

Goddammit...

 

[ShadowsofHope]

..I am officially stunned, stunned at the logic of that individual. Clearly, we must shut down the big-breasted section of porn, as they are clearly responsible for nature's destructive nature upon us! Who knew!?

However! I am completely, and utterly in support of this campaign. PLZTHXBAI

 

[samsonguy920]

awwwwwwwwww man, I was expecting a bad troll

those thing make me laugh out of pity

You got one, that cleric is nothing but a troll. Using something as stupid as his assertions is just another example of escapegoatism.
I fully endorse this endeavour, and look forward to the results. Photos of the event would be appreciated as well. Uh, for science of course.

 

[Klarinette]

Oh for fuck sakes, THAT'S what it was all about? I had no idea what Boobquake was, and I didn't care enough to look it up. I didn't realize it was related to the theory about women causing Earthquakes by dressing like skanks. Should have put it together, but I've been... distracted.

A pointless endeavor. Everyone knows Earthquakes are caused by NASA.

Oh? How do they do it?

 

[Jared]

Well it is certainly unique that is for sure...heh.

Should be fun for the entrants XD

 

[UlteriorMotive]

This is one of the funniest things I read today. Not only because of the idiocy of the cleric.

But because someone is actually willing to do the work (albeit said work involves skimpy clothing and traffic accident causing tight t-shirts) to prove him wrong.

 

[ben---neb]

What's the cause of earthquakes?

Surely a 'your momma's so fat' joke explains everything?

[sub] Yes, I'm talking about your mum [/sub]

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Wait, what? They're using breasts... For science? Y'know what, no. No amount of money is going to be able to get me out of my clothing, not even for science.

 

[sagacious]

Brace Yourself for the Boobquake!

Or if an earthquake strikes West Lafayette, IN and only kills me, that may be good evidence of God's wrath as well." If it's decided in peer review that a larger sample size is required for scientific validity, she added, she may also factor Mardi Gras into her calculations.


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HOLY SHIT, I live in West Lafayette, Indiana!!(as you can tell by my avatar's Purdue hoodie) Am I going to die in a boobquake? (please? )

EDIT: LOL, that picture was taken at the Purdue belltower, I've been there many times.

 

[jthm]

Wait, what? They're using breasts... For science? Y'know what, no. No amount of money is going to be able to get me out of my clothing, not even for science.

But... but... Science!

 

[captainwolfos]

What is this, I don't even

The dude is clearly a few sandwiches short of a picnic; how the fuck does sex cause earthquakes? And how does switching religions stop earthquakes? Because of course primarily Islamic countries like Iran don't ever get earthquakes.

I was honestly expecting something corny, yet hilarious. I guess I got that, but not as I was expecting.

 

[Danny Ocean]

I had a good laugh at this, as it is proof n-one in the Western world cares about religion. We've all become Egoists.

Denouncing religion doesn't automatically make you self centred. It's not like the faithful have the monopoly on charity and good will, just as they are not the sole cause of evil.

 

[imaloony]

BEST. EXPERIMENT. EVER.

Ahem, well, that guy is a nut, and I'd love to see the look on his face right about now.

 

[Canid117]

This is science I can get behind!

Jennifer McCreight for UN chairman!

 

[Rachet922]

Can This become a WORLDWIDE Holiday?

 

[Volucer]

Oh, if I had known that this was going on today I would have gone outside.

 

[Gerrawn]

...I approve!