Brace Yourself for the Boobquake!

dfcrackhead

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Captain_Maku said:
What is this, I don't even

The dude is clearly a few sandwiches short of a picnic; how the fuck does sex cause earthquakes? And how does switching religions stop earthquakes? Because of course primarily Islamic countries like Iran don't ever get earthquakes.

I was honestly expecting something corny, yet hilarious. I guess I got that, but not as I was expecting.
Maybe all the pumping action during sex causes the earth to shake???

OT: I haven't seen any evidence of boobquake at all here, and I've been out all day
 

Katherine Kerensky

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Sebenko said:
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Greyfox105 said:
Well... I'd take part in this... apart from the part involving lack of modesty...
So yeah. I think I'll stay fully clothed. But I'll give my vocal support.
Nothing, not even science, can get me to remove any of my clothing...
Or even show cleavage. I'm going to stay in my all-covering clothes.
Despite how horribly warm it is now getting here...


For science! for the cat. Look, it has a jetpack and everything.
Oh... I love cats... I'd do just about anything for them, including giving my life to save them.
But still, no cleavage. I'd give my life, I would not lose my modesty for them...
[small]But that cat is sooo cuuuteee...[/small]
 

Xanadu84

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On one hand, I love science, and fairly real science being used to debunk crazy ideologies is among my favorite things. On the other hand, I get the impression that despite good intentions, it does end up being a bit trashy and exploitative to go with the enlightened attitude. So it's hard to weigh the pros versus cons...hmm...okay, tiebreaker: I get to see more scantily clad women. Go Boobquake!
 

johnzaku

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Carlston said:
Well...isn't as stupid as Chavez saying the Hati Earth quake was done by a American Earthquake machine... Our super secret earth quake cannon...

Must be that one Porn chick with the 52 triple G's... I knew she could destroy nations with those things.
No It's stupider, just not by much

Xanadu84 said:
On one hand, I love science, and fairly real science being used to debunk crazy ideologies is among my favorite things. On the other hand, I get the impression that despite good intentions, it does end up being a bit trashy and exploitative to go with the enlightened attitude. So it's hard to weigh the pros versus cons...hmm...okay, tiebreaker: I get to see more scantily clad women. Go Boobquake!
NONSENSE!
 

Necromancer1991

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This is his whole attack on US culture minus the bombs, it's hilarious. Look if boobs cause earthquakes then I don't care if the every city on earth is knocked over by earthquakes which would require every women to .....you know(i'd rather not be slapped, even on a forum).
 

Shanannara

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I wear low-cut tops all the time and Wales is pretty earthquake free. Therefore, I must conclude that man is an idiot.
 

GreatVladmir

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You all know that your wrong right? Hugo Chavez knows what is causing all recent earthquakes, President Obama's seceret death ray. Seesh, some people, they never listen to the experts *rolleyes*

Ok, that theory is as bat-shit crazy as Hugo Chavez's theory on the Haiti earthquake, maybe they could also explain say, Global Warming and the Recession, because it's obvious those two are the greastest Scientific minds since Einstien.
 

Orcus The Ultimate

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Sebenko said:
Irridium said:
Earthquakes are caused by ME!

Thats right. I cause earthquakes. Now give me money or I will kill you all! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Do you have boobs? if not, I refute your assertion!

Greyfox105 said:
Well... I'd take part in this... apart from the part involving lack of modesty...
So yeah. I think I'll stay fully clothed. But I'll give my vocal support.
Nothing, not even science, can get me to remove any of my clothing...
Or even show cleavage. I'm going to stay in my all-covering clothes.
Despite how horribly warm it is now getting here...


For science! for the cat. Look, it has a jetpack and everything.

Do science!
The Cat made me think of Laser Cat... nice pic btw!
 

Necromancer1991

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GreatVladmir said:
You all know that your wrong right? Hugo Chavez knows what is causing all recent earthquakes, President Obama's seceret death ray. Seesh, some people, they never listen to the experts *rolleyes*

Ok, that theory is as bat-shit crazy as Hugo Chavez's theory on the Haiti earthquake, maybe they could also explain say, Global Warming and the Recession, because it's obvious those two are the greastest Scientific minds since Einstien.
lol, right and jack thompson thinks GTA is going to cause the 2012 apocalypse.
 

dex-dex

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well i showed my girls out FOR SCIENCE!!!!

and people can not call me indecent or nude!
 

Lord_Ascendant

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I think I now know why 2012 will destroy the world.....

...all joking aside good for her :) science is always a good cause. FOR SCIENCE!