Well, be happy. It led to something good.matrix3509 said:
Unless it leads to a magnitude 9 earthquake, in which it will have led to something bad.
Brace Yourself for the Boobquake!
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Unless it leads to a magnitude 9 earthquake, in which it will have led to something bad.
You see, another great mind to help us in our perils!Necromancer1991 said:
Seriously, why are so many people with rediculous back-grounds making these statements, for teh lulz? Because they're bored? Are they all crazy, attention-seeking whores? I'm baffled by this trend thats been going on for awhile, what qualifiys that cleric/muhammed/what ever they call there bloody vicars in Islam to state that all the research that has gone into earthquakes is wrong, and it is tatibijangles that are causing all the earthquakes? Hell, lets blame poon for the recession, balls for global warming and sex for capitilism, democracy and freedom.
I think you're missing the point. Nobody said that religion sucks, is stupid, or denounced it in any way. However, when somebody that important makes a claim that ridiculous, there's no reason not to laugh in their face.Mackheath said:
Dude, this is the coolest holiday ever!
(Looks like a mutha-fuckin holiday to me)
I gotta get to where ever this thing is goin down, can someone tell me, please.
(Looks like a mutha-fuckin holiday to me)
I gotta get to where ever this thing is goin down, can someone tell me, please.
If adultery really caused earthquakes, we'd all have been well and truly f*cked WAY before now. Weren't the ancient Romans infamous for little parties called orgies? Not to mention that the ancient Greeks had their own fun during their parties in worship to Bacchus.
i am sure he also said to men "dont wear any shorts that show your skin between belly button and knee". that's a sin in Islam too.HentMas said:
also, yet people get organized to show more b00bs on facebook. Degrading women again by materilizing their b00bs. can you count horny teens going there to see some action?
in conclusion, anything happens on internet very well maybe racist ,facist, immoral, sexist, sadist etc... only when your eyes met irl you feel the empathy.
No, you're doing it wrong.jthm said:
Now, repeat after me.
FOOOOOOR SCIENCE!
(fanfare of trumpets)
After the event...
"Frequency of earthquakes remained the same... but pirate attacks skyrocketed!"
Then the Pastafarians have to declare a fatwa against clevages, etc.
"Frequency of earthquakes remained the same... but pirate attacks skyrocketed!"
Then the Pastafarians have to declare a fatwa against clevages, etc.
Boobs and sticking it to Islamic nutjobs (I only dislike how in some countries the religion is used to keep the populace ignorant and causes sexism). And in George Carlins' words "Keep Thine Religion To Thine Self!", that guy obviously doesn't realize that when the earths' tectonic plates move that it's not sutble and the ground will start shaking. Earthquakes are not caused by women being "immodest", they make us men act like retards at times, but they do not cause corruption and even if they did corruption doesn't cause earthquakes.
Space Cowgirl said:
no he's more of a [insert joke concerning his sexuality here] person amiright? (i kid, I just couldn't resist)Canid117 said:
also I get really tired of tools saying "eww i don't want to expose my self because of some weird personal illogical moral obligation."
get over it, if they had some thing for guys on this I would do it. If you simply don't want to do it because you don't feel like it, or if you have some kind of disease or something fine. but DONT come here talking like your so high and mighty and whining about shit, beating other women down for this, because your too much of a sheeple prick to engage in this.